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One day, the teacher was giving a lecture and found a student taking notes very carefully. The teacher was very moved. When teachers are teaching students new words, they can use the word "doubt" to form the word "doubt". That classmate carefully wrote two strokes. The teacher said "doubt" again, and the students took two notes carefully. When the teacher saw it, he was furious. The original book says: "salty: salted fish, salted fish rice."

A big brother in Tianjin studied English and remembered how much he said when he asked for the price on the first day. I bought food in the market the next day, thinking about showing off, I asked: Is it delicious? The vegetable seller is stupefied! I thought it was wrong, so I asked: Is it delicious? After thinking about it, no, ask: Is it delicious?

German friend Wittmer married Mrs. China. One day, I met an old man and they exchanged pleasantries.

Old man: "What's your name?"

Lauder: "My last name is Wei."

Old man: "Wei what?"

Drake: "Why? Wei also wants to ask why? "

With the success of the Olympic bid and China's entry into WTO, one day, the chairman asked the board members to pay close attention to English study, and he took the first class himself.

The chairman wrote a sentence on the blackboard: How are you? Then he looked at the members below and said, "Who will translate this sentence?" . As a result, no one responded, and the chairman was a little unhappy. Can't such a simple sentence work? So the chairman named director Li to translate.

Director Li stood up and stammered, "I know all three words, but I just ... don't know what they are together. It's' how-is-you?' "meaning?"

The chairman was very angry, but it was inconvenient to attack, so he had to say, "Try again!" " ",so on the blackboard

Another sentence was written on the website: How old are you? Director Li replied: "Why-old-you?"

A foreigner traveled to Tangshan and lived in a local farmhouse. I woke up in the morning and saw a cat in the yard, so I teased the cat. At this time, the old lady of this family came out and said, "What should I do if I mess up the cat?" The foreigner thought it was "good morning", so he replied, "good morning!"

In the evening, the old lady saw foreigners washing clothes again and said, what about fiddling with clothes? The foreigner quickly replied, "Good evening!" I admire you in my heart. China people are really amazing. Even the old lady speaks English so well!

Late at night, the foreigner made a glass of milk and was ready to go to bed after drinking it. The old lady saw it again and asked the foreigner, "Where is the milk?" When foreigners hear it, they can even say "good night", and they are completely confused.

If someone studies English hard, he will succeed in the end. I'm really sorry. The foreigner replied, I'm sorry, too. After listening, someone added, I'm sorry, three people. The foreigner was puzzled and asked, What are you sorry for? Some people have no choice but to say, I'm sorry.

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