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I really want to go home and herd cattle. In fact, cows are not easy to graze.

There is a popular joke in Tik Tok: I really want to herd cattle, blue sky and white clouds, cows eat grass and I sleep. I woke up when the cows were full. But with my IQ, I can only put one at most. If the cow is lost, I will disappear with it.

I think this suits me quite well. Once in a while, I really want to go home and herd cattle. But because of my childhood experience, I was really afraid of herding cattle.

My family used to have a pair of cows, and my parents always let my brother and I herd cows, which almost became a full-time job. If you don't herd cattle, you think that herding cattle is blue sky and white clouds, and the grass is green. Cattle eat grass and you sleep leisurely. Unfortunately, imagination is beautiful and reality is cruel.

Cows are long-legged walking goods. Besides, there are crops everywhere in the countryside, and they always don't want to eat weeds, so they try to eat crops. Even if he is led by a rope, he always tries his best to steal his mouth. Sometimes cows are driven into a forest and run to another slope in the blink of an eye, which is easy to be found. Sometimes several children play together, and when they don't pay attention, they run to other people's fields, and the children shirk each other. There are many complaints and many parents are punished. Of course, there are fun, and there are many happy times on the cow's back. I remember when I was in the fourth grade, I came home from school and rode on the back of a cow. I happened to be caught by the teacher. He said, Grass, you are still riding an ox! Hahaha! Once I helped enlarge Bojia Buffalo and rode it on the back of the cow. When crossing the river, the buffalo likes to roll water, which directly takes me to the deep water area, causing me to roll water once.

What you said about wanting to go home and herd cattle is false. It is not necessarily your decision to go home and herd cattle. It is just a joke to say that herding cattle is just tired of wandering life, being overwhelmed by life, comforting yourself and adjusting yourself. Who can really calm down and herd cattle? It's easy to live, but not easy to live.