Tell a joke about Valentine's Day.

1. I dreamed that my boyfriend died, and I cried very sadly. I woke up to find that I didn't have a boyfriend at all, and I cried even more sadly.

This morning, my sister watched and enjoyed the sun alone because she couldn't spend Tanabata with the moon.

3. Tanabata, all good endings are good, but no lover will suffer for a lifetime.

Today is Valentine's Day. I hope all my girlfriends have their periods.

As long as you make a phone call on Valentine's Day, I will come to you immediately.

6. It's Valentine's Day again. I have been single for more than 20 years. You think my wife gave up 20 years ago?

7. How many people will laugh on Valentine's Day? What are you doing? Steamed bread is valuable, but the price of steamed buns is still high. If you have ribs, you can throw them both. Happy Valentine's Day!

8. If one day you think of someone who loved you, I will always be one of them. If one day no one in this world loves you anymore, then I am definitely dead!

9. Obviously, on Valentine's Day today, people who want to express their love will say, "I like you. Do you like me? "

10, Valentine's Day, who has a daughter to borrow one, one big and one small next year!

1 1, it turns out that a person will die on Qixi: one+night+seven = death.

12, Tanabata, my sister lives alone and walks the streets with pigeons.

13, this year, you celebrate Tanabata, and I drink my 7-up!

14, Valentine's Day, is it with your lover or your wife?

15, Valentine's Day is here. If there is nothing to send, send a pair of couplets. The first part: look at each other coldly; Downward: bow your head and be a bachelor; Horizontal batch: Long live the bachelor!

16, Tanabata, what's the difference? Only 24 hours, not much for a second, not less for a second.

17, looking for you: anonymous is slim, looks extraordinary, gentle and lovely; Always in my heart. Please contact me if you know the whereabouts. Willing to pay with a diamond ring!

18, I wish you an oral ulcer when kissing on Valentine's Day, an allergic reaction when sending flowers and pollen, an immediate electric shock when holding hands, a candlelight dinner table on fire, a snake bite when playing in the wild, and an explosion in the cinema. Happy tanabata!

19, Valentine's Day. Whether it's a phone call, a text message, or a buckle. I look forward to that sentence, I love you.

20. I wish tomorrow's Valentine's Day will be sunny, and couples will be baked into scones.

2 1, spending Tanabata with yourself can save money, and there is no rival in love.

22, you celebrate your 7-up (next88), I drink my 7-up!

23. Everything on Valentine's Day is floating clouds, floating clouds.

24. Hire two children on Tanabata. When you meet a man, call him dad. When you meet a woman, call your mother. If you can disassemble a pair, it's a pair.

25, Valentine's Day, Valentine's Day, it is best to blow a typhoon, also 16. It's like a couple blowing away.

26. Looking for an object: Jane Doe is elegant, gentle and beautiful, intelligent and kind, and will always stay in my heart. Anyone who knows his whereabouts please contact me as soon as possible and would like to give him a rose!

27. It's almost time for Chinese Valentine's Day. How can you be so calm about someone who secretly loves me?

28. Valentine's Day is not terrible. The scary thing is that you don't have the same person with you every year.

29. Are there any single beauties? Dongshan is the best, and Nanjing is also ok. Rent beautiful women, vacation bags, shuttle bags, food and accommodation … the price is negotiable …

30. Lovers' Valentine's Day and the enemy's Di Renjie.

3 1, go to your class and see how you spend Valentine's Day! !

No one is with me on Tanabata, so I can spend it. The big deal is to walk in the street and sing "Happy Break-up, I wish you happiness. . . . . "

33. On Tanabata, single friends teamed up to go to the movies and separated their seats one by one!

34. As soon as Valentine's Day arrives, lovers begin to get excited and finally break up on Valentine's Day.

35. Can you leave a baa for my evil infidelity?

36, dear, help me, my brain terminal is infected by acacia virus, the emotional sector is formatted, and all files are renamed "I love you". exe "

37. Unexpectedly, there was a Valentine's Day today!

38. The most painful thing in the world is that you still have to spend Valentine's Day alone when you are obviously not single.

39. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but that you spend Tanabata with your lover and I sing 7-up at home alone.

40. Someone asked me how I plan to spend this Valentine's Day. Nonsense, of course, laugh it off!

4 1, the old woman counted with her fingers: "I'm going to be alone on Tanabata this year."

42. I miss you every day and every night. I am always sad without you. I am sad because I love you. I'm crazy about you all day. Don't let me meet you, or I will shoot.

For many people, whether it is Spring Festival or Valentine's Day is a question worth thinking about.

44. On Qixi Day, I took my sisters shopping and saw the couple hugging, so I sang "I didn't say that after hugging, the two of them let go together."

45. Tanabata is coming. If you want to show love, don't show love. After all, there are so many people without company. In addition, if you show love, it is not good to meet.

46. hmm. At this time. How many virgins have disappeared? Who can estimate?

47. Aren't you happy not to break up on Valentine's Day? I really don't understand why couples always break up on Valentine's Day.

48. Today is Valentine's Day. Walking in the street, being single is king, and being single is the key.

49, as the saying goes: the train is not pushed, happiness is not blown; Tanabata, I want to say to you: You are right, and your heart will get drunk.

50. Valentine's Day is coming. Welcome friends to invite me to be a third wheel and take care of the rice. Shut up when it's time to shut up, and tell jokes when the atmosphere is awkward.

5 1, seven is odd, so I want you to make a double even number.

52. Valentine's Day is as strong as Spring Festival.

53, Tanabata does not show love, we are still friends.

54. May all lovers get married!

55. Don't ask me out on Tanabata! I have to sell flowers in the morning, condoms in the evening and medicines in front of the hotel in the early morning.

56. Some people say that Valentine's Day is April Fool's Day because they are always telling lies. April Fool's Day is Valentine's Day because someone will tell you the truth through this April Fool's Day.

57, Tanabata wants to play even watches are out of date, touch each other, eliminate a pair, and bring a mistress.

58. Sing on Valentine's Day: "Two tigers, two tigers, fall in love, fall in love. They are all men, all men, really abnormal, really abnormal. "

59. I don't want anything on Valentine's Day, as long as you say to me, "I'll take care of your Valentine's Day in the future."

On this day, there are no lovers on Valentine's Day! When this special day comes, what I think is-no lover, I want a wife.

6 1, roses all the way, never felt that this festival was so far away from me.

62. Tanabata is coming. Single friends, hurry to the supermarket and quietly put a note in each box of chocolates: let's break up!

63. On Chinese Valentine's Day, I stayed at home and played for a whole day. With a click of the mouse, I killed a pair, a pair and a pair.

64. What happened to Tanabata? As the days go by, the earth is turning.

I heard that my friend is going to crush all the chocolates in the supermarket tonight.

66. On Tanabata this year, the Cowherd will definitely say to the Weaver Girl, "I've come to see you for the last time! Recently, the mistress is popular, and I also found one and gave it to you! "

67. On Valentine's Day, I will play Lianliankan at home and put an end to one-on-one and one-on-one. ...

68. First think of a number below 9 in your mind, add, multiply, add and divide, and finally subtract the number you thought at first, and then add 5. This result represents what I want to say to you!

69. When 7-up arrived, the hotel owner smiled. The next day, the owner of the drugstore also smiled. A month later, the doctors in the hospital should also laugh.

70. When I have the right, let the Forbidden City be your bedroom, Shenzhou VI be your special plane, China Grand Theatre be your karaoke room, and Hangzhou West Lake be your swimming pool. Isn't that interesting? Happy tanabata!

7 1, Qixi Valentine's Day, no one held my hand, so I put it in my pocket.

72. Just received a notice from the Jade Emperor: Cowherd and Weaver Girl fell off the bridge because of excessive excitement, and Valentine's Day on Qixi was cancelled. Please tell each other.

73. If anyone shows love in front of me on Valentine's Day, I will take a screenshot. When you get married, the object is not you now, I will print out the photos and put them in a red envelope.