What are the "old jokes" that can make people look brand-new?

I think many old jokes are funny. Here are some examples of the renovation of old jokes: when Xiaoming was one year old, he called his grandfather for the first time and his grandfather passed away. Not long after, he called his mother for the first time, and later her mother died. Later, he called his father, and then the carpenter's father next door died. A doctor in Tsinghua University pointed out that there was a BUG in this joke. He said that Wang Mujiang's father next door had passed away. A classmate of Peking University pointed out that the carpenter's mother next door knew it was not a BUG.

That day, my junior high school sister parked her bike in the parking shed of the community and it was stolen. My parents took my little sister to the security monitoring room to check the monitoring. As a result, the thief didn't see it. First, he saw a boy and his little sister enter the parking shed hand in hand, and they kissed. . . . . . My parents don't care about bicycles at this time. .

That day, Wang Xiaoming and his colleagues lost the bet. The bet is to shave his hair and get a haircut. When Wang Xiaoming came home at night, he was afraid that his wife would be unhappy when he saw his bald head, so he didn't turn on the light and climbed into bed to lie down. His wife touched his bald head and said lazily, "why don't you go?" Hurry up, my husband will be back soon! " ".His wife thought it was his lover and suddenly felt completely qingqing grasslands.

During the mid-term exam, the class teacher brought the test paper to the classroom. The first thing he said was that I dare not bring a lighter to class now. Do you know why? Because I'm afraid of burning you bastards!

A friend only got 18 in the English exam. The English teacher shouted angrily, "Do you know what the score of 18 is? Let me tell you something! So she made an unprecedented move, which is what we have been discussing-take out a blank answer sheet, put it on the floor, put one foot in front and one foot behind, then put it in the card reader, and then read it with the card reader ... The answer sheet got 0 ... Because there is no 2B pencil, this machine can't read. So I think many old jokes are funny.