Funny jokes about teachers' day gifts

Lead: Teacher's Day, a festival specially set up for teachers, should give teachers some gifts on this day to express our blessings. At the same time, there are some funny jokes about teachers' day gifts. The following jokes are collected by me, I hope they will help you.

1, Teachers' Day is coming, and students at Hogwarts are sending flowers to their favorite teachers.

Almost everyone received red roses, but Professor Snape only received a bunch of carnations. He stood on the stairs with this bunch of carnations and shouted, "I am ugly, should I get carnations?" After shouting, he looked down the corridor and found that the headmaster Dumbledore, whose hair and beard were white, was holding a bunch of bigger carnations and staring at him blankly.

Teacher's Day is coming, and Mr. Brown has received many gifts from children.

First of all, it was a gift from the son of the candy store owner. He shook it with a gift box.

"I guess this must be a box of candy."

"Oh, how do you know, teacher?"

"This is a secret!" The teacher answered with a smile.

Then a florist's daughter gave him a gift.

"I guess this must be a beautiful box of flowers!"

"Teacher, you are so smart." The girl replied.

Finally, Mr. Brown received a heavy gift box from the son of a winery owner, and there seemed to be some liquid leaking from the bottom of the box.

"It's fruit wine!" The teacher guessed it quickly and drank a little.

"no!"

"Oh, there is something wrong with the taste. That must be a drink? "

"Not really!"

"What's that?" The teacher asked.

"It's a puppy," the child replied with a smile.

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