The funniest joke in the world.

99% of people died with a smile on the spot after reading it

1. Boyfriend and girlfriend slept in a room, and the woman drew a line and said, "It's an animal who crossed the line." Woke up and found that the man really didn't cross the line. The woman slapped the man hard: "You are not even as good as an animal."

The next day, a woman who sleeps in the same room drew a warning line. The man tried to cross the line late at night after learning the last lesson, but he failed because of nervousness. After dawn, the woman slapped the man and said, "I didn't expect you to be worse than an animal."

2. In the hospital, a family was happy to have a baby. As soon as the baby was born, he spoke, and the child said, "Grandpa." Grandpa died with a sigh. The child said, "Grandma." Grandma died with a sigh. The child said, "Dad." His father died, and when he saw that he was not dead, at this time, the child's uncle died.

3: Kangaroo and frog go whoring chicken. Kangaroo does it three times and two times, and only listens to the frog next door all night. One, two, three. Hey! Kangaroo is so envious. The next day, Kangaroo said, "Wow! ~ ~ Brother Frog, you are great! 。” The frog said, "fuck, I didn't jump into bed all night!" ~ ~ "

4. I saw a man who didn't reply to the post in the supermarket that day. He quietly d put his hand on barcode scanner and saw the screen display: 8 yuan the pig's trotter, he thought the machine was broken, and put his face in the past. As a result, the screen showed: 5 yuan the pig's head

5. An elephant asked the camel,' How did your boobs grow on his back?' The camel said,' Stay away from death, I don't talk to things with dicks on my face!

6. A female kindergarten teacher led the students to swim, and an X hair was accidentally exposed. One student asked, Teacher, what is that? The female teacher pulled it out with a cruel heart and said, thread!

7: The little girl always shows off her new toys to the little boy. The little boy has no choice but to take off his pants and say, You'll never have this! The girl also took off her pants and said, My mother said that as long as you have this, you can have as many things as you want!

8: A row of prostitutes were waiting for guests on the street. An 8-year-old woman saw it and asked curiously: What are you waiting for? The prostitute said angrily, wait for the lollipop! The old woman also queued up to join the team and waited for sugar. As a result, she was arrested by the police. The police asked the old woman: Can you do it without teeth? The old woman smiled and said, I can lick it! ! !

9: The driver sent the leader to a literary evening, and the leader entered the venue. The driver was stopped by the security guard. The driver said: I am a system with the leader, and the security guard said: Chicken X is also a system with eggs. If chicken X enters, can eggs enter?

1: One day, a certain gentleman's wife gave birth to a baby. He hurried to the hospital to visit, and waited for n hours. There was crying in the delivery room. He shouted happily, I am a father! At this time, the doctor came out with a sad face and told him that the child was born deformed. A gentleman stayed there and didn't understand why. Suddenly, his wife's cry came from the delivery room: It's all because of the killing that day. If you don't reply, 99% of people will die with a smile on the spot after reading it ... If you don't fall to the ground, then you are 1%.