Is there any drama or stage play that is performed by a second grade elementary school child and his parents? Thank you.

Dad pretended to be the principal, and mom pretended to be the teacher

One day, the teacher walked into the classroom, and the students stood up and shouted: "Good morning, teacher!"

The teacher angrily Said: "Just say good morning? What about my afternoon? Isn't it bad?"

So the students shouted again: "Good afternoon, teacher!"

The teacher said again He said angrily: "What about me tonight?"

Stage setting: a desk and two chairs.

Characters in the play: Principal Ma, Teacher Liu, Zhang Xiaobao

Opening

Xiaobao drooped his head, and the teacher followed behind, looking angry.

Teacher: Stand at attention, lean against the wall. You, you, what do you want me to say about you...Okay, let me ask you, why are you late?

Xiaobao: I don’t know.

Teacher: Why do you sleep in class?

Xiaobao: I don’t know.

Teacher: Did you plagiarize your homework?

Xiaobao: I don’t know.

Teacher: Why don’t you always know?

Xiaobao: I don’t know.

Teacher: You--(raises his hand angrily) I will slap you, me!

Principal: (cough) Well--

Teacher raises his hand Freeze, then slowly turn around.

Principal: Hey, are you swatting flies?

Teacher: Yes, yes, you are swatting flies, swatting flies. Hehe--

Principal: Hehe--

Teacher: You don’t know, this guy is so naughty...

Principal: Okay, Zhang Xiaobao, turn around Come on!

Xiaobao: (pretending to cry) Principal, he...he...he hit me! Woo--

Teacher: You lied! Principal, look...

Xiaobao hid behind the principal.

Teacher: When did I hit you?

Xiaobao: Just now.

Teacher: Nonsense!

Xiaobao: No nonsense, principal, he hit you when you weren’t here! Woo--

Teacher: (I’m angry) Extremely) You are really telling lies with your eyes open, (slams the book on the table) There is really no way to teach students like this! Principal, I quit! (Sit on the stool, angry)

Principal: (Thinking about it) Okay, I didn’t see whether there was a beating or not. (To Xiaobao) Don’t cry anymore. (To the teacher) Don’t be angry anymore. I’ll let you change roles today and have a Is it okay to put yourself in someone else’s shoes?

Xiaobao: Really, (jumps up happily) okay, I’ll be a teacher too. (To the audience) Look how I deal with him, bah, I’ll beat you to death!

Teacher: Principal, this-

Principal: It doesn’t matter, let’s try it!

Xiaobao: Stand upright, stand at attention, lean against the wall, and step forward. You, you, what do you want me to say about you...Okay, let me ask you, why are you late?

Teacher: I don’t know.

Xiaobao: Why do you sleep in class?

Teacher: I don’t know.

Xiaobao: Did you plagiarize your homework?

Teacher: I don’t know.

Xiaobao: Why don’t you always know?

Teacher: I don’t know.

Xiaobao: Haha - you don’t know, I know. I was late because I slept in; I slept in class because I stayed up all night online; let alone copying homework, during the exam, I copied people’s names together, and ended up with two big bangs, but I couldn’t find Zhang Xiaobao; why did I always copy them? Don’t you know? Of course you don’t know. This is my Zhang Xiaobao’s trick: if you ask three questions if you don’t know, the teacher will be furious. The teacher was so angry that I snickered. This is called leaving the pain to the teacher and the happiness to yourself. Yeah!

Teacher: Principal, he beats people and punishes students corporally!

Xiaobao: Who said I hit people, no?

Teacher: Beating Yes!

Xiaobao: No!

Teacher: Yes, yes!

Xiaobao: No!

Two People quarreled.

Xiaobao: It’s so shameful. You don’t study hard and you dare to accuse the teacher. A student like you should really be expelled!

Principal: Yes, such a student should be expelled! You should be expelled! But you said, expelled, expelled immediately!

Xiaobao: (wake up) I--I--woo--(crying)

Teacher: Principal, You see, is it accommodating...

Principal: You, you, you are just too soft-hearted and do everything yourself. How do you want me to explain it to all the students, how to explain it to all the teachers!

Teacher: Principal, don’t be angry, let me handle this matter!

Principal : Okay, you are a good person, so why do you still need me as the principal? (Pretending to be angry) Just let you be the principal too!

Teacher: Hee hee, principal...

Principal: Now that you are the principal, it is up to you to handle this matter!

Teacher: Hehe. (Expressing embarrassment)

Principal: Hehe, why are you still laughing? Deal with it?

Teacher: (To the audience) I am addicted to being an official today. Hehe... (turns around, serious) Zhang Xiaobao--

Xiaobao: Come--

Teacher: You usually don't follow the rules and you falsely accuse the teacher. Do you know your mistake?

Xiaobao: I don’t know. (Teacher winks) No, no, I know I was wrong!

Teacher: Why don’t you apologize to the teacher quickly (instruction)

Xiaobao: (comes to the principal) Principal--

The principal pretended not to accept it.

Xiaobao: Teacher, I was wrong.

Principal: Tell me, where is the mistake?

Xiaobao: I don’t know.

Principal: Ah?

Teacher: I know, I know (to Xiaobao) Tell me quickly!

Xiaobao: What did you say?

Teacher: Just say that the fault lies in not observing discipline.

Xiaobao: Just say that the fault lies in not observing discipline.

Teacher: "Just say" no.

Xiaobao: "Just say" no.

Teacher: Hi--

Principal: What else?

Xiaobao: I don’t know.

Teacher: No, no, he said it. (To Xiaobao) Tell me quickly, I shouldn’t frame the teacher.

Xiaobao: No?

Teacher: (Quietly) I was just trying to scare you, I didn’t really hit you!

Xiaobao: He said No real fight.

Principal: That is also corporal punishment in disguise.

Xiaobao: (To the teacher) That was also corporal punishment in disguise--

Principal: At least it was an attempted corporal punishment.

Xiaobao: At least it was an attempted corporal punishment--

Teacher: Disguised corporal punishment does not count as corporal punishment, and attempted corporal punishment must be treated leniently.

Principal: Who said that?

Teacher: I said it - the principal said it!

Principal: Which principal?

Teacher: I, I have the final say today!

Principal: Should we deal with such a teacher?

Teacher: No, the teacher has good intentions too!

Principal: Xiaobao, what do you think?

Xiaobao: Just, no need!

Principal: Why?

Play background music .

Xiaobao: (thinking) Actually...actually...I already understand!

Principal: What do you understand?

Xiaobao: I use children's His cunning eyes noticed that he had no intention of hitting us. The teacher loves us and loves us like parents. Even if he hits us, it is his son who beats me, no, it is me who beats his son! The teacher loves us more than his own children. , for us, he often sacrifices his rest time, attends classes for us, and corrects our homework. He regards his career as more important than life. He has already regarded us as his own sons!

Teacher : Thank you, thank you for being able to understand the teacher like this, thank you! (Holding Xiaobao’s hand, tears filled his eyes with excitement)

Principal: Okay, we have become brothers after studying together! (Come forward and let’s get together. Holding hands, very excitedly)

Teacher: Teachers love students!

Xiaobao: Students love teachers!

In unison: May the sunshine of harmony Always shine brightly on the campus! (Freeze frame)

Curtain call

The students shouted again: "Have a good evening, teacher!"

The teacher nodded and said: "That's it. That's it, now shout it again!"

The students shouted together: "Teacher, good morning, good afternoon, and good evening!"

The teacher said: "Sit down! Today we are To review antonyms, we practice like this. Let me say something and you say the antonyms out loud. "

Teacher: "The weather is very good today."

Student: "The weather is good today. Very bad.”

Teacher: “It’s sunny everywhere.”

Student: “It’s cloudy everywhere.”

Teacher: “There are people on the road.”

Student: "There is no one on the road."

Teacher: "Young."

Student: "Old."

Teacher : "Stand."

Student: "Lie down"

Teacher: "There is a young man standing on the road."

Student: "There is a young man standing on the road." The old man was lying on the road."

Teacher: "I found a dollar."

Student: "I lost a dollar."

Teacher: "I picked up a dollar and gave it to the teacher."

Student: "I lost a dollar and stole it from the teacher."

Teacher: "Wrong, you can't say that!"

Student: "Correct, that's how it should be said!"

Teacher: "Wrong."

Student: "Correct."

Teacher: "This is not okay, this is illegal!"

Student: "This is okay, this is legal!"

Teacher: "I said it was wrong."

Student: "What we said is correct."

Teacher: "Listen to the teacher, what the teacher says is correct!"

Student: "Listen to us, what the teacher says is correct!" Wrong!"

Teacher: "You are stupid. ”

Student: “We are smart.

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Teacher: "Stop!"

Students: "Continue!"

Teacher: "Stop now! Stop talking!"

Student: "Let's continue now! We have to talk!"

Teacher: "You stupid pigs, I say stop!"

Student: "We geniuses, we Say continue!"

Teacher: "You listen to the teacher!"

Students: "Teacher, listen to us!"

Teacher: "Students all have to listen. The teacher’s!”

Student: “Teachers have to listen to their students!”

Teacher: “Stop practicing now!”

Student: “Now we Keep practicing!"

Teacher: "Are you done?"

Student: "We have a beginning and an end!"

Teacher: "Then you guys Just stop! You stupid pig!"

Student: "Then we should continue! Genius!" The division of labor can be solved by ourselves