A story about diarrhea

Who can tell me the story of diarrhea? Don't copy Baidu, make it up yourself:

There is a girl named Qingqing. She is all right except sometimes she has loose bowels and sometimes she is constipated. Qing Qing was cruel and decided to eat a bad stomach to treat constipation. She took her best friend MengMeng to eat bananas and ice cream. After a while, "Gollum" and their stomachs began to ring together. They hurried to the school toilet and each of them chose one.

There is no door in the school toilet. MengMeng see qingqing has been working hard, still saying "uh-huh-come on-ah-". Suddenly, "collapse!" There was an earth-shattering cry, a thin shit, and then it came out like incontinence. After pulling for three hours, sunny's constipation was cured.

(2) When I went to the public toilet that day, a girl came in and entered a compartment, feeling a little weak. After a while, I began to moan, and there was the sound of Enla defecating. I went to the cubicle next to her and squatted down to watch. There is a big gap below. I saw her press her belly with her hand, and then she let out a cry, and a piece of shit fell into the water and splashed all over the floor.

Her stomach seemed to hurt, she let out a low scream and then pulled a little. I pulled a lot of yellow, wet, peed a lot, and farted a lot, while holding the wall with my hand. After a while, she got up and left weakly without urging.

I went in and took a look. I sprayed some on the wall, and there was a lot of feces in the pit, which was almost full. There is also a pair of socks next to it. The underwear inside is padded with sanitary napkins. Sanitary napkins and underwear are covered with shit, yellow and smelly.

(3) "poop, poop, poop ..." "It stinks! Who farted! " A children's shoe shouted.

"Poof-"Hearing this, the literary and art committee immediately stood up and shouted, "Everybody out!" Just when everyone was at a loss, I stood up with a red face and whispered, "My stomach is very bad ... I have diarrhea ..."

"That was you! ! ! "Everyone ran away in disgust, and whispered something to the classmates next to them while covering their mouths.

Without saying anything, the literary and art committee member helped me into the toilet with a big bag of paper towels.

As soon as I took off my pants, I felt a stomachache, and then it swelled bigger and bigger, and then there was a loud bang. Everything in my stomach came out, yellow, thin and smelly, and I couldn't help vomiting.

"Are you all right?" The art committee patted me on the back. "It's okay ... oh ..." After a burst of diarrhea and vomiting ... "It's okay ..." After I stood up, I just said three words and vomited again. ...

(4) A man suddenly has loose bowels and goes to the toilet. Then I suddenly remembered that I didn't bring any paper. I was in a hurry and saw a slightly clean piece of paper on the ground. I was about to get it when the door of the toilet opened and another big hand reached out. One who is embarrassed to pick it up.

I thought I would pick it up after B finished. I didn't expect B didn't bring any paper, and I wanted to pick it up when I saw it. But I'm embarrassed. A thinks B should be finished, and B thinks A should be finished. So both of them are waiting. After a while, the toilet door opened again and another person came. It turned out to be a garbage collector and picked up the paper.

(5) In the south, one yuan is usually a coin. I didn't eat well at noon and had diarrhea in the afternoon. I went to the convenience store to buy wrapping paper. One yuan, five yuan and four coins, put them in your pocket. In a hurry to go to the public toilet. Unbutton your belt and take off your pants in one go. Four coins fell crisply. The big brother next door smiled. Dude, what good food did you eat? They are all made of steel. I ...