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Four priests Tang went to travel by plane, and the plane crashed on the way, but there were only three parachutes. So Taoist Tang said that everyone would answer the questions, and if they couldn't answer, they would jump. Tang Priest and Master: Wukong, how many suns are there in the sky? Wukong: One. Tang Priest: OK, here you are. Tang Priest: Friar Sand, how many moons are there in the sky? Friar Sand: One. Tang Priest: OK, I'll give you one, too. The pig on the side is so happy, such a simple question. Tang Priest: Pig, how many stars are there in the sky? Bajie jumped. Before long, the four of them flew to travel again. There were only three parachutes on the way. They went on answering questions. Tang Priest: Wukong, when was People's Republic of China (PRC) founded? Wukong: 1949. Tang Priest: OK. Tang Priest for you: Friar Sand, how many people died in the Liberation War? Friar Sand: 2.5 million people. Tang Priest: OK, I'll give you one, too. Tang Priest: Bajie, what are the names of 2.5 million people? Bajie had to jump again. The third time, the four of them went to travel by plane and had an accident on the way. Then Pig said, Master, don't ask. I'll jump myself. Then I jumped. Tang Priest put his hands together: Amitabha.
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