A little joke about laughing off your big teeth

A little joke about laughing off your big teeth

Laugh off the big teeth joke: I heard that durian kernels can be eaten when cooked and taste like chestnuts, so I put durian kernels in the microwave for a few minutes. Damn it! The kitchen instantly turned into a toilet. . . Theo! What idiot said that! ! !

Chapter 1: Laughing off the big teeth 1. It is said that women are reluctant to show their love in public. Women have spare tires. Is that really the case? !

2、? I can't take it anymore! I want to come out! ? Lao Wang next door shouted and jumped out of my closet.

The first rule of friendship: try not to make your friends feel lonely? So, if you have something, don't worry, be bold to disturb them. . .

4. Just like Peter in Spider-Man, he was bitten by a spider and gained super powers. I was bitten by a snake, and now my tongue has begun to diverge.

5. There are two Taiwan sightseeing groups traveling to Izu Peninsula. The road conditions are poor, and there are potholes everywhere.

A tour guide repeatedly said that the road was like pockmarked.

But another tour guide said poetically to the tourists:? We are now taking the famous Izu charming dimple avenue. ?

Chapter 2: Laughing off the big teeth 1. She asked me if I liked her, and I said? Don't like it? .

Then, I looked at her tearfully and said to your eyes? However, you didn't ask me if I loved you. ?

She smiled through tears and said in a trembling voice, do you love me?

I said:? No love. ?

2. A buddy decided to break up with his girlfriend. ? What? Do you want me to return all the love letters you gave me? My girlfriend asked angrily.

? That's right. Give it all back to me. ? Dude, answer

? Do you think I will be rare?

? No, because they are all written by people, and I want to recycle them! ?

Call me when the goddess is drunk. I'm in xx Hotel, please help me sober up. ?

I put on new clothes and went to find her. As a result, people threw up as soon as they opened the door.

I am distressed to say: Don't drink if you can't. ?

The goddess said, covering her mouth, I always wanted to throw up, but I knew I was going to throw up when I saw you. I'll call you at night, so please. ?

When playing basketball today, my friend said: I went to practice my abdominal muscles.

Immediately, another friend shouted: shit is shit, no need to pretend to be literary. . .

My aunt is a standard woman, and one day she taught me earnestly: Niu Niu, girls should be gentle, but you will marry in the future!

Me (whispering): You are not gentle.

She: Nima! Who says Lao Tzu is not gentle! Who dares to say that Lao Tzu is not gentle!

Chapter 3: Little joke about laughing off the fangs 1. My friend said to me in disappointment. I dreamed that I was having an affair and my wife found out? .

I advised him: nothing. Dream and reality are opposites. ?

He asked again:? What should the reality be?

I answered him casually:? The reality is that your wife is having an affair, and you didn't find out. ?

2. After dinner, watch TV in the living room, and my mother-in-law cleans up from the kitchen. You two have been married for several years. Why can't you have children? Quiet, do you have any questions?

Me:? Mom, how can you say that? You should ask your son if he has any questions. It's not like I've never been pregnant! ?

3. I spent the night at my fiancee's house for the first time. I thought I could sleep with my wife. Everything is ready.

The hateful old father-in-law actually cleaned up a single room for me, and what's even worse is that he tied his big German shepherd outside the door.

He also said sternly: you can hear the thief's voice clearly at night. ?

I'll go. Who am I protecting?

When I first met you, you were naked and bathed in clear water. Your every move and smile attracted me. I can't help you swinging your enchanting posture in the water. ? Boss, how much is this fish a catty?

A beautiful woman in the community opened an animal clinic. A buddy and I couldn't help chatting up: Hello, is this for animals?

She smiled and replied: Yes!

The elder brothers lie in the hospital bed first: Please help me check, I am Cheng!

Not to be outdone, I immediately lay down next to him: Please check me, too. I'm single dog!

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