Brainstorming and interactive jokes that can be used when hosting.

2。 Who is the most disobedient?

3。 What animal is as big as a cat and looks like a tiger?

4。 How can 3+ 1 be equal to 5?

5。 Why do hens have short legs?

6。 What questions will the other person say "no" to you?

7。 Once, Mary accidentally dropped the ring into the coffee cup in front of her. Why didn't the ring get wet?

8。 There is a black natural marble. What will happen if you put it into Qiantang River on September 7th?

9。 A number, the first number is thirteen, and the last number is forty. What's this number?

10。 A bull and a cow, guess three words.

1 1。 A hungry cat walked past a fat mouse. Why did the hungry old cat leave without looking at the mouse?

12。 Two brothers with the same appearance were drafted into the army at the same time. They are related by blood and have the same date of birth and parents' names. The company commander asked him if he was a twin. They said no, why?

13。 Li Zhe looks ordinary, nothing special, but he can go on for hours without blinking. How did he do it?

14。 There is a big ship at sea. Its initial capacity is 60 people. As a result, when I reached the 59th person, I actually sank into the sea! Why is this? There are no pregnant and overweight people on board; There is no weight on board)

15。 What do farmers, workers, soldiers and scientists live on?

16。 When eating an apple, I took a bite and found a bug, which was particularly disgusting. Seeing two bugs makes me feel even more disgusting; Excuse me: how many bugs are the most disgusting to see?

17。 I became a mother before I gave birth to a child, adopted a child or adopted a mother, and I didn't claim an adopted son or daughter. Excuse me, who's calling?

18。 Dai Xiao went to the kitchen with a match in his hand. There is a gas stove and an alcohol lamp. What should he order first if he wants to boil water?

19。 In the street, a man stood with his head held high. Everyone around me thinks there is something beautiful in the sky, and they all follow them to see the sky. But there is nothing in the sky. Guess what this man said?

20。 Pangpang is a famous diver, but one day, he stood on the platform but didn't dare to jump. Why is this?

2 1。 Why are Xiaohong and her mother in the same class?

22。 On the night of Yan Yan 14 birthday, fifteen candles were lit at the celebration party. Why is this?

23。 Bobby's every move is inseparable from the rope. Why?

24。 Xiao Gang parachuted from a 5000-meter-high plane and it took him two hours to land. Why?

25。 There is a young man who wants to do business in the river. However, there are no boats or bridges in this river. So he swam across the river in the morning, and it only took him an hour to swim to the other side. In the afternoon, the width and velocity of the river did not change. More importantly, his swimming speed did not change, but it took him two and a half hours to swim to the other side of the river. Why do you think it is?

26。 Aren't you so worried about where acne grows?

27。 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. What is behind a failed man?

28。 Why must summer vacation be longer than winter vacation?

29。 Xiao Li often socializes because of his work. Although she comes home early every day, her wife still complains constantly. Why?

30。 There is a person who is not an official, but is responsible for the work of the staff and cadres of the whole company. What does this man do?

3 1。 When someone knocks at the door, you will never say come in.

32。 The teacher said that earthworms can be regenerated after being cut into two parts. Xiaodong did as the teacher said, but the earthworm died. Why?

33。 Xiao Wang whistled leisurely while brushing his teeth. How did he do it?

34。 Why did Tong Tong and Zhuang Zhuang insist that Zhuang Zhuang grew up drinking goat's milk when they first met?

35。 What is the biggest regret after Adam and Eve got married?

36。 Xiaoming never studied, but he got a model student. Why?

37。 Xiaoming can only spend money, spending a lot of money every day, but in the end he becomes a millionaire. Why?

38。 Why do blind people shine at night?

39。 There is a person born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he?

40。 Xiao Wang is a good soldier. One day when he was on duty, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye?

4 1。 What is the fastest way to turn ice into water?

42。 Who goes to see a doctor every day?

43。 What cloth keeps cutting?

44。 In an exam, a pair of deskmates handed in the same test paper, but the teacher thought they definitely didn't cheat. Why?

45。 What is the thing that solidifies when heated?

Answer:

1~ ~ ~ Son of bacteria

2 ~ ~ ~ deaf

3 ~ ~ ~ Little Tiger

4 ~ ~ ~ is wrong.

5 ~ ~ ~ When the legs grow, the eggs are broken when they are born.

6 ~ ~ ~ ~ Are you dead?

7 ~ ~ ~ instant coffee (not yet brewed)

8 ~ ~ ~ sink

9~~~~~43

10 ~ ~ Two cows

11~ ~ The old cat is blind.

12 ~ ~ ~ Come out one morning and one night.

13 ~ ~ fell asleep ..

14 ~ ~ is a submarine ~

15 ~ ~ mouth

16 ~ ~ Half a loaf (eat half a loaf)

17 ~ ~ Bride

18 ~ ~ ~ matching

19 ~ ~ ~ The nosebleed finally stopped. ..

There is no water in the swimming pool for 20 ~ ~ ~.

21~ ~ Mom is her teacher.

22 ~ ~ There was a power outage that day, and one was only used for lighting.

23 ~ ~ wavelet ratio is a puppet.

24 ~ ~ ~ hanging on the tree -_-b

25 ~ ~ ~ Two and a half hours add up to one hour ~

26 ~ ~ ~ Other people's faces

27 ~ ~ ~ A bunch of creditors

28 ~ ~ ~ heat expands and contracts, is it hotter in summer vacation?

He goes home every morning.

30 ~ ~ ~ elevator driver ~

31~ ~ while squatting in the toilet.

32 ~ ~ ~ He said that doctors should disinfect things when cutting, so he threw earthworms into boiling water (lovely children ...).

He took out his false teeth and brushed them.

Tong Tong and Zhuang Zhuang are Niu Yi and Yang.

35 ~ ~ ~ No wedding photos.

36 ~ ~ ~ model worker?

37 ~ ~ ~ He turned out to be a multimillionaire.

38 ~ ~ ~ He wants to find the light.

39 ~ ~ ~ self

At 40 ~ ~ ~, it was like this!

41~ ~ erase those two points

42 ~ ~ ~ doctor

43 ~ ~ ~ Waterfall

44 ~ ~ ~ two blank volumes

45 ~ ~ ~ eggs