Ant elephant jokes set advanced jokes

An ant saw an elephant on the road. The ant got into the soil with only one leg exposed.

Little Nutbrown hare saw it and asked, "Why are your legs exposed?"

The ant said, "Shh! Don't make any noise, I'll trip his son! "

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The next day, the rabbit saw the whole nest of ants waiting in line in a hurry and asked why.

The ant replied, "Yesterday, an elephant was tripped by one of our brothers and was seriously injured. Let's go and donate blood to that girl. "

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Not long after, the rabbit saw a large number of ants coming back and asked what was going on. An ant said, "Oh, only one."

It's the same blood type as that elephant. Let him draw blood there. That's enough. "

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On the third day, the rabbit came to ask the ant: Is that ya still alive? The ant said helplessly, I carried it, damn it

It's so heavy, my waist is bent and I fell too hard!

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When an elephant is sick, it will sue ants. The court ruled that ants tripped over elephants, which was malicious injury. It was imprisoned for six months.

The ant refuses to accept, "the crime of personal injury is imprisoned for up to 2 months. Why did you sentence me to half a year? "

Judge: "The crime of personal injury is sentenced to February, and tripping an elephant is a crime of racial discrimination, plus 4 months ~ ~ ~"

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So the ant appealed to the High Court: We are equal to elephants, how can we "discriminate"? Ask the high court to clarify.

Sentence, clear my name, and sue the judge for framing.

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A few days later, Xiang Fa suddenly died, and everyone ran to see it. I found a female ant next to me. Just ask it if the elephant is.

How did he die? The mother ant cried and said, I told it that I was pregnant with its child and it just ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

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The mother ant laid a pile of eggs, hatched and hatched, and finally hatched a group of ostriches, damn it! The death of an elephant is a fucking injustice ~ ~

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One day, the rabbit suddenly saw an elephant hiding behind a tree and sticking out a leg. He asked, "What are you doing?

Huh? "

The elephant said, "Shh! Don't make any noise. I fucking waited for the son of the ant turtle to come, so I fucking reported it to my brother.

Hatred

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As soon as the rabbit left the elephant, he heard the elephant scream, so he ran back to see it at once and met an ant on the way.

Breathe. After listening to the ant himself, the rabbit asked him: TMD wants to mess with Lao Zi, but fortunately I found out early. plantain

It's broken! !

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The elephant was sent back to the hospital again, because the femoral artery was broken, and this time it lost more blood, which was not enough to lose 80L.

The situation was urgent, and the only ant that matched the elephant's blood type collapsed after the last blood transfusion.