How do people write humorous sentences in middle age?

1, when people reach middle age, it is a journey to the west! The pressure of Wukong, Bajie's figure and Friar Sand's hairstyle are just like Tang Priest! Most importantly, it is getting closer and closer to the west.

2. When people reach middle age, they must drink with medlar. Lycium barbarum can't stop the years, and they have to add angelica. Angelica can't stop the knife of the years, so they can burn ginseng in small quantities, and ginseng can be full, and kidney and kidney are precious.

A middle-aged person often feels lonely, because as soon as he opens his eyes, he is surrounded by people who depend on him, but there is no one to rely on.

4. At this embarrassing age, it is too early to talk about love, too early to talk about death, too naive to talk about experiences with the post-90s generation, too young to talk about stories with the elderly, bored at home and crazy to go out. Willfulness says you are immature, silence says you pretend to be deep, fashion says you are demon, and simply says you are old. I'm tired of life. I just want to be negative. In retrospect, there are old people and small people in the world. You can't die if you don't work hard to make money!

When you reach middle age, you wake up to find that you are surrounded by people who depend on you, but there is no one to rely on.

6. I finally lived to the most enviable age when I was a child, but I didn't live to the most enviable look when I was a child.

7. When people reach middle age, they believe less and tolerate more and more. Understand everything in the world, existence is cause and effect. The gentlest part of life is that you have seen right and wrong, good and evil, but you are merciful and silent.