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There are 150 common words in Dan Tianfang storytelling.

There are 150 common words in Dan Tianfang storytelling:

1, birds fly away with husband and wife, and people are proud of being virtuous.

2. Don't give in on the spot and raise your hand mercilessly.

2, next to the Golden Temple, quasi-long Ganoderma lucidum; There must be dog urine moss next to the smelly toilet.

3. The tiger on the mountain meets the Shang Lu, and the dragon in the cloud meets the dragon in the fog.

4. When it comes to the number of soldiers, it will be wide: ten thousand people, boundless. There are hundreds of thousands of people, completely connected to the sky.

5. When you meet a person with personality: hundreds of people, all kinds of (sun).

6. When father and son or mother and son have feelings: mother and son are one, and father and son are natural. Brothers fight, fathers and sons fight.

7, water thieves cross the river, don't be a dog plane.

8. Eyelashes are all empty.

9. asshole! Asshole, add three levels!

10, Jiang Yang thief, maritime snitch.

1 1, piss off pepper, don't let that garlic.

12, elbow turned outwards, dropped the gun and hit the inside.

13, what a good boy.

14, I don't know if I am hungry when I eat, and I don't know if I stand upside down when I sleep.

15, the thief's parents are above, and the thief's grandson is below. He is a thief himself, and the wind stinks for eight hundred miles.

16, eyebrows are divided into eight colors, aiming at Ma Xiuxing.

17, Longwang Temple was flooded, and the family denied it.

18, there is really no way, and then it will be eight.

19, kill without blinking an eye.

20, talk about people and don't do things, eat people's meals and don't pull people's shit.

2 1, hold on and play backwards.

22. Adults do great things and write big characters.

23, ah, ah!

24. A turtle turns green.

25, hoo! Asshole, it's too noisy. (Kong Xiu said in Tonglin Biography)

26, put a shit.

27, the pain in the soles of the feet is thick, not good.

28, more slippery than sliding, more sneaky than ghosts.

29. According to the scale, it is almost less than 300 kilograms.

30, often walk by the river, how can you not wet your shoes.

3 1, I often go to the market and never meet my in-laws.

32, three nose eyes breathe a sigh of relief.

33. To understand your heart, just listen to what you say behind your back.

34. Solve the hatred in your heart and draw your sword to kill the enemy.

35. If you reach the fifth rank, the boxer will die.

36, sweeping the floor does not hurt the life of ants, cherish the moth yarn as a lamp, and be compassionate as a monk.

37. The tip of the tongue has a cavity, which is more powerful than the abdomen.

38, staying at the waist, land integration method.

39.xxx is the man who poops in the toilet with his face out.

40. When the forest is big, there are all kinds of birds.

4 1, the crock is difficult to get out of the well, and the general is bound to die in battle.

42. Money is in the hands of handmaids, and art is in the hands of pedestrians.

43. fart with the wind.

When the bad guy died, he said, "I haven't lived enough!" "

45, which onion are you, which big clove of garlic are you!

46. Open your cheeks and kick your back teeth. This rotten rice is a word, eat!

47. If you commit iniquity in heaven, do not do it. You can't live if you commit iniquity yourself!

48, the golden wind does not move the cicada first, and secretly sends impermanence to die.

49. Blow up the liver and lungs and file your teeth in your mouth.

50. When the road is rough, someone shovels it, but when it is rough, someone takes care of it.

5 1, loyal ministers and dutiful sons are respected by everyone, while treacherous court officials leave a bad name.

52. Interesting. Hey!

53. There is no way out of heaven, and there is no way out of hell.

54, three souls crazy, five shells of cigarettes.

55. Infinite Buddha.

56, very good (3)

57. Stand up and break the sky, sit down and collapse; Eight horses fell and nine cows came back.

58, more horizontal than a bald-tailed dog!

59. Immortals can't escape.

60. Gold is like gold and jade is like jade.

6 1, when touching a nail, said: I got a big nest neck of roast chicken.

62. Great hatred says: one day, two places hate, and three rivers and four seas hate.

63. Describe people's high martial arts: iron sand palm, eagle claw power, and practiced the kung fu of one ingot of gold before the horse and one ingot of silver after the horse.

64. Serve people with virtue: you can serve, but you can't die.

65. The robber said, I opened this mountain and planted this tree. If you want to pass by here, you have to stay to buy the toll, and your teeth will be broken. Come and see me, kill me or bury me.

66. A brave man can't hold many people, and he loses to four hands.

67. Eat less wine and learn more.

68, mouth to mouth, running water.

69. Radish is wine, and it's crisp.

70. Good words are hard to persuade damn ghosts.

7 1, the ancients said, "It's a pity not to miss an expert."

72, the family is thirsty, mainly alone.

73. When enemies meet, they are particularly jealous and hate to gnash their teeth.

74. Pheasants have no names and sandals have no numbers.

75. Yan wants you to die at midnight. Who dares to leave you at midnight?

76. Man struggles upwards, but water flows downwards. The general will protect the Lord, and the handsome bird will climb the mountain!

77. Get on your knees and walk on your knees.

78. People are different before them.

79. Nunu's cheeks, bulging temples, and his ass turned over.

80. Toad jumping, eating or not is scary!

8 1, wear new shoes and don't step on shit.

82. Take out your eyeball and step on it as a bubble.

83. Don't play cards at your waist. Whoever plays will come.

84. When the high-rise building is empty, the cable of the Yangtze River breaks and collapses.

85. Look at the six roads and listen to the four winds.

86. So is time, so is life, and so is luck!

87, learn martial arts, sell goods to royalty.

88. I took off my shoes and socks today, and I don't know if I will wear them tomorrow.

89. The green hills are not old, but the green waters often flow. We will meet in 2008 and we will meet again.

9 1, two fists are harder than four hands, and a good man can't catch many people.

92. I can't clap my hands together

93, all say pretty boy, no eyes.

94, pee mud, fart collapse.

95, people die than people, and goods have to be thrown away.

96. It is difficult to draw a dragon and a tiger, but it is difficult to draw a bone.

97, smart children, smart children, small beans do not suffer.

98. Breathing and sweating.

99. Seven were dissatisfied, eight were not angry and one hundred and twenty were unambiguous.

100, convinced, taken orally, admired.

10 1, Tucao is a nail!

102, "These people are picking and choosing, picking and choosing, pulling and choosing."

103, there are talents behind talents, and there are brave people behind the brave.

104, that eyebrow, that eye, that nose, that face.

105, I'm afraid there are no good people.

106, next door heard talking in the room, talking by the roadside.

107, Hibika in the world flies year after year, the rich have something to do, and the poor are cold.

108, I got a dei for my promotion and wealth, and I got my legs in one go.

109, helmet and armor, robe and armor!

1 10, there are fools every year, not as many as this year.

1 1 1, with a score of 369, etc. ; Birch, pear and rosewood.

1 12, is it enough?

You are covered in iron, you can crush a few nails!

1 14, I don't know what to do.

1 15, afraid of hands, afraid of mouth, very loving.

1 16. When it comes to being a man, it's all up to the dog to lift the curtain.

1 17, wealth leads to lust, poverty leads to theft, and conscience is lost in a sleepy place.

1 18, the strong will have no weak soldiers.

1 19, officials don't give gifts, dogs don't bite and shit.

120, when advising others: Everything depends on human effort, don't complain.

12 1.

122, I heard that I was full.

123, hairless mouth, weak workmanship.

124, there is no turning arrow before opening the bow.

125, it is better to ask for help than to ask for help.

126, the mouse moves the knife in the nest.

127, carrying a pig's head can't get into the temple gate.

128, I would rather be blamed by the whole world than by me.

129, playing with stones is mistaken for Baoyu.

130, my temple is too small for a big fairy.

13 1, even worse.

132, the shoulders are too narrow to shake.

133, when people succeed: people get angry when they leave, and rabbits can't hit the air gun when they leave.

134, talking about the strengths of others: if you are not afraid of a thousand tricks, you are afraid of one trick.

135, brine tofu, everything has its vanquisher.

136, when facing other people's difficulties: saving people is like putting out a fire.

137, speaking of unity: power comes from five fingers into a fist.

138, elbow out, put down the gun and hit inside.

139, it's all over your mouth, it's hard to tell.

140, Qingtian Siyuzhu, Haizijinliang.

14 1, you are not afraid that the wind will mess up your tongue.

142, the human heart is like iron, not like iron; Official law is like a furnace, really like a furnace.

143, wine is a poison that penetrates the intestine; The color is a bone scraping steel knife; Wealth is the root of trouble; Poison gas is a kind of smoke gun.

144, sweet dew comes after a long drought; Meet an old friend in another country; Wedding night; When nominating the gold medal.

145, the back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the new generation in the world changes the old ones.

146, people are wood carvings, so they can't fight or recruit; Man is a bitter worm, without which he can't fight.

147, jump into the river and the sea, and step on the foot of a tall building.

148, farting in bed and eating alone.

149, I dare not turn against Xiqi without three magic sands. If you don't have Jin Gangzuan, don't accept the job of porcelain.

150, one bottle is dissatisfied, and half a bottle is wandering.

Extended data:

Dan Tianfang storytelling features:

Dan Tianfang's storytelling combines Zhao Yufeng's Jingoma Iron, vigorous temperament and Yang Tianrong's vivid and delicate humor, forming a unique artistic style with both sound and emotion, spirit and form.

In other words, expression, comment and description are self-contained and just right. His adaptation and creation of storytelling is even more unique. Among them, Dan Tianfang's fast pace, reasonable knowledge, ups and downs and simple language are the main characteristics of storytelling.

quick rhythm

Dan Tianfang's fast-paced storytelling is mainly reflected in the structure of the book. It adapts to the rhythm of people's life in today's society, which is contrary to the tedious description of theme details by artists in the past.

The plot is progressing very quickly, without dragging its feet. Each of his books closely revolves around "book courage", highlighting the "one track" of storytelling art. The arrangement of each book is also very compact. In the limited 30 minutes, the audience not only heard a more complete story, but also left a "button" for the next book.

increase one's knowledge

Dan Tianfang's storytelling tells people not only stories, but also politics, economy, history and geography, literature, philosophy and psychology. The knowledge in his book alone is enough to make people open their eyes.

Tea culture, wine culture, food culture and astronomy and geography, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, yin and yang, five elements, nine palaces and eight diagrams, etc. Are included. Moreover, the knowledge arranged outside the book is reasonable and just right, and there is no trace of copying mechanically.