Some interesting sentences about friends

Friends, friendship lasts forever. Therefore, when you are helpless, it is most appropriate to find friends. Every day is inseparable from the company of friends. Do you know the funny sentences about Friends? Whether you know it or not, you might as well have a look.

A selection of interesting sentences about friends

1. Tang Priest and his disciples went through eighty-one difficulties and finally met the Tathagata to seek truth. Tathagata asked? Tathagata asked:? Do you have a PSP? Tang Priest and Master:? ......？ Tathagata: So how did you entertain yourself on the road? Tang Priest and Master:? Blame escalation ...

2. Wang Guoxuan, an animal strategist, was chosen by Cobra with absolute superiority. The tiger comforted the fox and said, Brother, don't be depressed. Everyone says that your feet are always slippery, so they are not stable enough. Cobra wears a pair of glasses and looks like a cultural person.

3. Xiao Qiao: I wish you a double harvest in your love career! Besides giving us a lot of girls in our later life, we should also leave some love for ourselves!

4. In today's society, walking to work is a bit tiring, taking the bus to work is a bit crowded, riding a bike to work is a bit degenerate, and the whole motorcycle to work is neither tired nor crowded, but it is a bit cold. Driving is a little painful.

I asked what money was, and I only taught people to fight for life and death. Money is not everything, but you can't do anything without money. I wish everyone a wide range of financial resources, save money and use it in the right place.

6. The drooping hair is long and smooth, the bright eyes are dark and liquid, the slender figure is tall and smooth, and the fresh smile is beautiful and smooth. I am happy when I see you, but I am depressed when I can't see you.

7. Being idle is a bit boring. Send text messages to tease you. The mobile phone beeps, don't forget me; Smile more, be sincere, and all your troubles will be gone; Text messages convey politeness, remember to smile often.

8. Khrushchev said that in the final analysis, personality worship is corpse worship.

9. Now find Prince Charming, you are out, now find Prince BMW.

10. Although the tumbler can't fall, he won't go any further.

1 1. There is no house for the time being, and the deposit does not exceed 10,000. It looks ordinary, so you can get used to it after a few more eyes. You really can't steal any money by hanging around alone on weekdays. Nothing else is good at it, and the heart is still kind. Guangji female companion: Life is a long road, and every second counts.

12. In a few decades, we will meet and send them to the crematorium, all of which will be burned to ashes. You and I don't know anyone, and we have to be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer!

13. Today, Thursday, XXX went to the exam and got it. I went home to watch TV and saw Shaolin Temple. I wanted to try it. I was beaten like a tomato by people in Shaolin Temple and said that I was capable. When he entered the hospital, the doctor told him to go to the clinic. He went to the toilet. There was no light in the toilet, and he fell into the toilet pit. He fought Baba and died heroically. People let him live in the toilet forever in memory of him.

14. Ma Daha is an accountant? It's all a mess.

15. I am willing to become a thief, steal your true feelings, put them in a romantic heart and fight for a lifetime. Even if there is only one bowl of porridge, I will put it in your hand. It's not enough to love you in this life! Hey! Are you moved?

16. Information smiles on the face, and a happy mood is indispensable; The information should be sweet, don't be upset all the time; The information is put forward, and good luck will always follow; Information conveys friendship and wishes you happiness!

17. Rain stands for missing, rainstorm blue warning, I miss you, rainstorm yellow warning, I miss you, rainstorm orange warning, I look for you, rainstorm red warning, I can't live without you ~ ~ lifebuoy, hehe, there has been a lot of rain recently, so be careful when traveling.

18. My buddy and his girlfriend are busy with production every day after they get the production license.

19. The fat is so thick that it is uncomfortable to move!

20. A group of dogs behind the rich can't walk without money.

2 1. Philosopher is illegal. When you think about the same thing for more than a minute, you become a philosopher.

22. You are more talented than me, only one!

23. If you are the one, it's really beautiful. I am the legendary male number two in the first issue. The rabbit looks funny, and the income is completely sighing. The past is sentimental, flat and light, and a red light shines. Finally, I left resolutely, just for you, holding me by the red line.

I've been wanting to say three words to you for a long time, but I'm afraid I can't even be an ordinary friend, but I can't help it. I still want to say: borrow some money!

25. Every month, from the day of salary payment, live arrogantly for a week, then live calmly for a week, then live helplessly for a week, and finally live in the infinite expectation of salary for a week? What about you?

Funny sentence recommendation about friends

1. Baidu can't find you, so we have to go to sogou!

Look into my eyes and you will see persistence and sincerity except chewing gum.

If you don't believe me, I'll pat you on the wall, and you can't dig it down!

4. I remember a buddy in our dormitory grabbed someone else's buns and said while eating: this stuff is only suitable for stuffing ass.

Someone in the dormitory jumped up after drinking someone else's boiling water, shouting that it was too hot for pigs to stand.

Legend has it that when you see a meteor, you make a wish. I wait every day. I finally arrived that day. I made a wish before it fell, hoping that you would be beautiful. When I opened my eyes, a miracle happened. The stars also flew back the same way!

7. You look happy dragging a pig shopping. I said sympathetically, just look at a person's grade and who he is with. ? Before I finished, I saw the pig abandon you with disdain!

8. Do you know? When I finished reading the short message you sent me, I suddenly realized how much affection you used for me! Memory is so unforgettable! You can't forget me! I finally decided: turn it off and piss you off!

9. I can stand up straight only if you don't want a gift first.

10. I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.

1 1. Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

12. A friend is an umbrella in a rainy day, a friend is a gust of wind in a clear sky, a friend is a bitter medicine for a cold, and a friend is two pieces of meat linked together. One piece hurts, and the other will hurt.

13. A girl in our dormitory fiddled with another mm's bangs: Look at this mess, it looks like a dog's paw scratched it.

14. Live and die sooner or later; If you die, you will live forever.

15. The reason why you can't hold sand is because the sieve you choose for flour is too fine? I can stand you because I caught the big fish with a net and let all the small fish get away?

16. Your serious appearance can't hide your man's heart!

17. You are very kind, especially when you are sorry for others?

18. You, you, you, you, if you push me again, I will feed you Sanlu.

19. You don't even know Yao Ming. How can I play football with you? You are so funny.

20. You dress dangerously, but you look safe.

2 1. You are calm because you are not afraid of death. I am calmer than you, because I am not afraid of death.

No matter how long we haven't seen each other, we are still the same. Even if you have a bad temper, talk loudly and don't pay attention to your appearance, you will always be so happy to stick together. In fact, the so-called good friend is like this. They will never be embarrassed together, but will only give their hearts to each other.

23. For girls, a good friend is like a bra, which will always support you; Good friends are like stockings, always so close together; A better friend is like a sanitary J. Every time you bleed, she cleans it for you.

24. A friend is like a flower: when you are in full bloom, he puts you on his head and presents you on the table; If you wither, he will abandon you.

25. For boys, good friends are like underwear, bearing the burden and covering up your shame; A very good friend is like TT, always thinking about your safety; A better friend is like Ge Wei, who gives you strength when you can't lift your head.

26. A true good friend never investigates your shortcomings and never envies your success.