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American judges spilled "poisoned chicken soup" in their graduation speeches?
Comments: Chief Justice Roberts' best work this year is not a judgment of a case, but a speech at his son's graduation ceremony.
Nominated by President George W. Bush in September 2005 and approved by the Senate, he became the17th Chief Justice of the United States Supreme Court, the youngest Chief Justice in the United States in two centuries.
Speech:
"Usually, the speakers at the graduation ceremony will wish you good luck and send their best wishes. But I won't do that. I'll tell you why. " "I hope you will be treated unfairly for many years to come. Only in this way can you truly understand the value of justice. " "I hope you will be betrayed. Only in this way can you realize the importance of loyalty. " "I'm sorry to say that I will wish you to feel lonely forever. Only in this way will you not take your good friends in life for granted."
"I wish you good luck in your life journey. Only in this way can you realize the role of probability and opportunity in life, and then understand that your success is not entirely predestined, and others' failures are not taken for granted. "
"When you fail, from time to time, I hope your opponent will gloat over your failure. Only in this way can you realize the importance of elegant competitive spirit. "
"I hope you will be ignored. Only in this way will you realize the importance of listening to others. " "I wish you pain. Only in this way will you feel the same way and have a sympathetic understanding of others. "
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