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★☆Summary of the latest 15 hilarious jokes★☆I wish you happiness after seeing it!!! 1. Teacher, you are playing with our feelings. One day, the teacher forgot to bring his textbook to class, so he asked The class representative went to get it. Other students asked the teacher why he didn’t bring a book. The teacher said I have a test today. They were all dumbfounded. When the class representative came back, the teacher said: "I lied to you, I have class today." Then some of them burst into tears. Accusation: "Teacher, you are playing with our emotions." 2. Don't be quiet. I remember that I was rehearsing the chorus, and there were always classmates whispering to each other. The class teacher yelled: Don't be quiet! Everyone laughed wildly. (He wanted to say: Don’t talk, be quiet!) 3. You humans must stay away from it. In the physics class, the teacher talked about radioactive elements and said: Radioactive elements are very dangerous, and you humans must stay away from them! ! Wonder! Isn’t the physics teacher human? 4. Don’t blame me for falling out and being a loser. When our high school teacher once again angrily scolded us for not paying attention in class, he said, “If you do this again in the future, don’t blame me for falling out and being a loser!” 5. Mathematics teacher’s signature move Mathematics teacher’s signature move , raised two fingers and said to the students: "Students, the key to learning mathematics well is three words: 'do more practice'!" 6. Classmate, are you a woman? Returning to the dormitory after studying in the evening, I met my fairy sister on the road, so I followed her. I always wanted to strike up a conversation, but didn't have the guts to step forward until the fairy sister was about to walk into the girls' building. Gritting his teeth, he stepped forward and asked the girl loudly: Classmate, are you a woman? Later... later I enjoyed the supercilious eyes of that fairy sister for two years. 7. The motherland is not reunified and I feel very depressed! A little kid in a kindergarten was hiding in the toilet and smoking. He was caught by the teacher. The teacher asked him why he smoked. He lowered his head and replied deeply: The motherland is not reunified, and he feels very depressed! 8. Who drew this butt? A teacher went to the principal to sue her students. Her group of students said that the apple she drew was a butt. The principal decided to severely criticize these students. He came to the classroom, saw the painting on the blackboard, and shouted: "Who drew this butt?" 9. Flowers are angry and flowers are blooming Wang Han is a first-grade primary school student. One day, the teacher asked: "The text says that bees add vitality to the garden. What does this mean?" Wang Han replied: "Bees steal pollen and the flowers become angry!" The students laughed after hearing this. Wang Han retorted: "If the flowers are not angry, how can the flowers be in full bloom?" 10. How dare you ask for a girl in my class! One day, he had three boring Chinese classes in a row, but the teacher refused to let the get out of class go. He finally couldn't help shouting: "I want to 'pee'!" The teacher was furious: "How dare you shamelessly ask for help in my class?" 'Miss'!" 11. Silly Xiao Meng was in class one day. The teacher was teaching how much four times four equals, but Xiao Meng didn't even listen! The teacher said angrily: "Let me ask you, what is four times four?" Xiao Meng replied: "I...I don't know." "Go home and ask your parents!" The teacher severely criticized Xiao Meng. After school, Xiao Meng went home and asked her mother (Mother of Ultra): "Mom, what is four times four?" Mom didn't hear and said, "Make a bowl of rice." Xiao Meng then asked her father ( Father of Ultra): "Dad, what is four times four?" Dad just woke up and said, "It's so comfortable!" Xiao Mengyou went to ask his brother, who happened to be answering the phone and said, "You're making me angry. Dead!" The next day, Xiaomeng went to school. The teacher asked yesterday's question again, and Xiao Meng said: "Cook a bowl of rice." The teacher hit him with the pointer, and Xiao Meng said, "It feels so comfortable!" The teacher dragged him outside to make him stand, and Xiao Meng said, "You It pisses me off!" 12. Just give it a squeak! The teacher asked Xiao Ming a question in class, but Xiao Ming stood up but remained silent. Teacher: Xiao Ming? Teacher: Xiao Ming Teacher: Xiao Ming! What's the matter with you? Do you know the answer? At least give it a squeak! Xiao Ming: Zhi~ 13. Reasons for sleeping in class Section 1 I’m not in good spirits, so take a nap. Section 2 I was about to wake up, saw the teacher, and fell asleep again. Section 3: Too tired from sleeping, take a short break and sleep. Section 4 There is an ancient saying: sleeping before a meal is the most noble; sleeping after a meal is the most auspicious. Sleep again.

Section 5 is the same as Section 4. sleep. Section 6: Cultivate your mood for the next class. sleep. Section 7: I have slept in the previous six sections, so I will sleep again. Chapter 8 I have to sleep with my girlfriend when I go home at night. How can I have the strength to sleep with her if I don’t get enough sleep? Sleep again. Ten thousand sleeps, ten thousand sleeps, ten thousand sleeps! ! ! 14. Ten classic students interrupting in class: 1. In high school, the whole school must wear uniforms, and there is a repeat student who never wears them. The teacher in charge of this aspect squats at the door every day to check. One day, the teacher saw this classmate not wearing a school uniform and asked him why he was not wearing one. This classmate was furious and said: My mother is not dead, why do I have to wear mourning clothes? 2. An art teacher was somewhat famous, and a certain newspaper published a large-scale report with photos, so he boasted in class: "Recently, my classmates always tell me, Teacher, you are really good. You were even published in the newspaper and had photos... ..." A student asked: "Is this a missing person notice?" From then on, the art teacher refused to allow this student to take art classes. 3. In Chinese class, the teacher asked a sleeping classmate to answer a question, but the classmate was confused and could not say anything. The teacher said helplessly: "Can you do it? If not, just squeak!" The student said: "Squeak." The teacher sweated. 4. When I was in high school, it was almost time to take the exam. One day in geography class, the teacher reported a place name and asked us to answer the questions about the minerals produced there. After talking about many places, the teacher suddenly asked: "What is produced in Jiangnan?" All the boys in the class answered in unison: "Beauties are produced in Jiangnan!" 5. In junior high school, once the biology teacher was talking about the ecological environment on the African grasslands, and the whole class was speechless. When people listened to the lecture, they became angry and said, "You all look at me! If you don't look at me, how do you know what an African wild cat looks like?" 6. In a high-level mathematics class, the teacher asked one of my brothers: "Calculus is very useful. What is our goal in learning calculus?" The man was absent from work at the time, so he shouted without thinking, "There are no cavities!" The whole class burst into laughter. 7. In the biology class, the teacher said: "Actually, weasels don't eat chickens. Scientists did an experiment. They once locked a chicken and a weasel together. Guess what happened the next day?" The classmate interrupted: "The chicken is pregnant?" 8. In my third year of high school, my geometry teacher was an old lady who liked to brag about herself, which was very annoying. One day in class, I said: "I am very valued in the Municipal Education Bureau. They always invite me to study problems together, and every time I am picked up and dropped off by car." I accidentally asked: "Three-wheelers?" "As a result, he was banned from geometry class for a week. 9. When I was in high school, my English teacher (a middle-aged woman in her fifties) thought that we boys were not listening, so she yelled: "What are you thinking?" I was confused at the time, and I didn't know why I said: "I miss you!" There was silence in the classroom for a while, just a pair of frightened eyes looking at me. The teacher stayed for a while, then pointed at me and yelled: "You are just a stinky hooligan!" What an injustice! 10. When I was in high school, I took a labor class for the first time. The teacher was an old man. He introduced himself: "My name is Wu Shushan." I suddenly got inspiration and immediately added: "Looking northwest to Chang'an, there are countless mountains." The whole class burst into laughter. , the teacher looked livid, and then I was punished to do heavy work. 15. Teacher and students One day the geography teacher asked the students, where does the river flow? A student suddenly stood up and sang: The river flows eastward. The teacher ignored him and continued, "How many stars are there in the sky?" The classmate sang again: The stars in the sky join the Big Dipper. The teacher was furious: Get out of here! Student: Let’s go if we say so. The teacher said helplessly: Are you sick? Student: You have it, I have it all! Teacher: Try saying one more thing... Student: When there is injustice on the road, let’s roar! Teacher: Do you believe that I will beat you? Student: Take action when it's time to take action... Teacher: I'll make you drop out of school! 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