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Diary of New Year's greetings during Spring Festival
New Year's Day Diary 1 I went to my aunt's house to pay a New Year's call today. Mother bought grandma milk and crystal cake and went to grandma's house. On the way, my mother said, "Grandma has a little brother." As soon as I went to see it, only my uncle and grandmother were at home. Grandma said that my brother went to his grandmother's house to pay a New Year call and hasn't come back yet.
My uncle took me downstairs to set off firecrackers, and my mother and grandmother were talking upstairs. My uncle and I went downstairs and set off a lot of firecrackers. My uncle bought me many fireworks. I thank my uncle. My uncle said, "You're welcome". Then we ate some fruit and went home.
Diary of Chinese New Year's greetings 2 Today is New Year's Eve, and tomorrow is the Spring Festival. Here, I wish you a happy New Year. I wish the teacher good health and always be young and beautiful! I wish my children happy every day and progress in their studies!
Next, I'll tell you a joke called "Egg Chat". In the refrigerator, the first egg said to the second egg, "Look, the fifth egg is disgusting! Mao Mao who has grown up! " The second egg said to the third egg, "Look, the fifth egg looks like poop!" " The third egg said to the fourth egg, "Look, the fifth egg is covered with hair and looks like poop!"! ""The fourth egg said to the fifth egg, "……" The fifth egg said, "Are you bored? He's kiwi! "
Diary of Chinese New Year's Day 3 On the first day of the first month, my mother woke me up early and said that she would pay a New Year's call to me. Our custom is that children go door to door to pay New Year's greetings on the morning of the first day. ) I was so happy that I quickly got dressed, brushed my teeth and washed my face, and went to pay a New Year call.
Come to my good friend Yang Tao's house and ask him to pay a New Year call. First of all, let's go to our neighbor's house to pay New Year's greetings. Then the second house we went to was Xiaojun's and the third was Xiaohong's. We went to more than 20 places, and then my mother called me back for breakfast. After dinner, I went to pay a New Year call again. This day is really happy.
Today is the first day of the new year and the beginning of a new year. In the morning, I was awakened by firecrackers. According to our custom in China, we should pay a New Year call to our elders today. I followed my mother to my grandmother's house. When I got there, I saw my uncle, uncle and grandmother already there. I quickly said something auspicious: "I wish grandma all the best, health and longevity"! Grandma was overjoyed and gave me a big red envelope. At noon, I set off firecrackers with my uncle who is only three months older than me.
After I lit a small firecracker with fire, I quickly threw it on the ground, covered my ears with my hand and ran away. After a while, I only heard a crisp "beep" sound. How interesting! We ordered a lot, and then my uncle set off Gao Sheng and 3000 firecrackers!
I'm going back to the countryside to pay a New Year call today. I am very eager to meet my relatives. Of course, I can also get benefits from my friends. As long as I receive a letter of interest, I will say an auspicious word to those who give me interest. Thank you.
When I got back to my hometown, I found that everyone's clothes were new. Of course, I'm wearing new clothes, too
My uncle suddenly said loudly, "Today is the Spring Festival. Let's go to dinner! " "After listening to everyone agreed.
Then, we went to a restaurant called "Gui Huayuan" and had a delicious meal. After dinner, we went to my uncle's house together, where we spent the Spring Festival chatting, eating, picking fruit on the balcony and other interesting things.
In the evening, we reluctantly left, but I think this Spring Festival is too happy.
On the second day of New Year's Day, my mother, father, uncle, aunt, sister and brother went to grandpa's house to pay New Year's greetings. I went to Sanye's house and gave me 100 yuan to my sister. I am very happy.
My sister and mother and I went to grandma's house again and earned 100 yuan. In the new year, I made a lot of money. I'm so happy, hee hee.
Diary of Chinese New Year's greetings 7 I had lunch at home at noon today, and my parents took me out to pay New Year's greetings with a bunch of things.
First, I went to Aunt Milk's house. Aunt Nai made us red dates and longan soup as snacks. We sat for a while and then left. When I left, Aunt Milk gave me a red envelope and a bag of oranges and a box of milk as gifts. Then we went to my second aunt's house. My second aunt also cooked longan and boiled eggs for our dessert. We all said we were full, but my second aunt's milk was so good that I had to eat it again. After sitting for a while, we left again. When we left, my second aunt also gave me a red envelope and a bag of oranges and red dates as gifts. Then we went to Third Aunt's house. This time, I said I was full as soon as I entered the door, and asked my third aunt not to cook any snacks. We sat for a while and then left. When we left, Sister-in-law also gave me a red envelope and boxes of milk as gifts.
New Year Diary On the first day of the eighth lunar month, our family, Qiu Shuhao's family and several uncles went to pay a New Year call to their elders. Every time we go to grandparents' house, we kowtow and call them, but they can't keep their mouths shut. Later, grandma will give us some lucky money. After the New Year call, my two brothers and I played with guns in the yard and had a good time.
Go back to your hometown to pay a New Year call today. How I look forward to meeting my relatives. Of course, I can also receive red envelopes from my friends. As long as I receive a red envelope, I will say an auspicious word and thank the person who gave it to me.
When I got back to my hometown, I found that everyone's clothes were new. Of course, I'm wearing new clothes, too My uncle suddenly said loudly, "Today is the Spring Festival. Let's go to a restaurant for dinner! " "After listening to everyone agreed.
Then, we went to a restaurant and had a delicious meal. After dinner, we went to my uncle's house together, where we spent the Spring Festival chatting, eating, picking fruit on the balcony and other interesting things.
In the evening, we reluctantly left, but I think this Spring Festival is too happy.
New Year's Day Diary 10! It's the New Year! I wish you a happy New Year!
It's the New Year, and I'm going to pay a New Year call with the adults. Our first home was my little uncle's grandfather's, so I went! We went to my father's house in his car. We will arrive in a few minutes. When I entered the door, I saw a myna in the cage. I heard myna can talk. At first, I didn't believe it. Later, the little uncle said, "Take a bath!" " I didn't expect it to say, "Take a bath!" Finally, I taught it to talk there.
Finally, the little brother's grandfather said, "This starling can also take a bath!" " I thought: Can this myna take a bath? I really don't believe this! Later, myna washed in her place for more than half an hour, singing and bathing! This is the same as mine, hehe!
Chinese New Year Diary 1 1 Today is the second day of Chinese New Year, and my family went to my grandmother's house to pay a New Year call. When I arrived at my grandmother's house, I said to my grandparents as soon as I saw them, "Happy New Year! I wish my grandparents a happy New Year and good health! Blessed soon! ...... "They gave me a red envelope, and I said happily," Thank you! " .
At noon, we eat at grandma's house. The food is cooked by grandma herself, including fish, vegetables and chickens raised by grandma herself. This meal is really rich and delicious. I'm full. After dinner, my cousin and I race for a run. My cousin is almost as tall as me. Sometimes I win, sometimes my cousin wins. My cousin and I also played archery. We had a good time.
Today, what an interesting day!
Diary of New Year's greetings during the Spring Festival 12 Today, my sister and I went to my uncle's house to pay New Year's greetings. As soon as I got off the bus, I said "Happy New Year and good health" to my uncle, who praised me for being polite.
We went to the backyard with grandma. There is an old house in the backyard where grandma once lived. Grandma told the story of the house and childhood. My sister and I were fascinated, thinking that life is different now, so we should cherish our time and study hard.
There are also very tall and straight tung trees in the yard. There are many vegetable fields under the tree, including leeks, spinach and green bamboo shoots with small buds. Grandma said, "As long as there is enough sunshine and water in spring, they can thrive." We also saw the legendary trough for feeding pigs, round and big stone plates and heavy stones. My sister and I are jumping around in the backyard, which is really interesting.
Chinese New Year Diary 13 Mom woke us up early this morning: Come on, let's go to grandma's house. Putting on new clothes, I bought several boxes of things for my grandmother and went to her house happily. ...
I went to my grandmother's house to see my little sisters. They were all very enthusiastic. As soon as I saw grandpa and called him, he gave us lucky money. Ha ha. I like collecting lucky money best. I ran to the kitchen and saw grandma busy cooking for us. Dinner will be ready soon. Grandma actually cooked 16 dishes for us, which was very rich ... what a happy day.
Today, my family went to my grandmother's house to pay a New Year call. Father decided to drive because of the long journey. Talking and laughing with my father on the road, watching the scenery on the roadside. It's not funny. The mountains on both sides of the road are covered with dense pine trees, which is really a beautiful picture.
When we arrived at grandma's house, grandma and grandpa came out to meet us. I greeted them, and my grandmother gave me a red envelope and praised me for being good. My cousin took me to the mountain to play, standing on the mountain and looking out. The mountain peaks in the distance are like steamed bread in grandma's steamer, still steaming.
In the evening, grandma cooked a big dinner for us, and we all sat together for a reunion dinner. I am really happy today!
New Year's Day Diary 15 On the second day of the Lunar New Year, my family went to my grandmother's house to pay New Year's greetings. Grandma's house is really busy today.
My aunt, my aunt, my aunt and my second aunt are all at my grandmother's house today. Today, my second aunt is cooking. I think she cooked three tables by herself. It's really hard. However, to tell the truth, I ate the food cooked by my second aunt. I like her cooking best. Every time she cooks, I eat a lot. I got a lot of lucky money at once today, so happy.
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