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The magic of the little mouse
A fairy grandfather lived in the hole of the biggest tree in the forest. The little mouse went to grandpa to learn technology, so that he would not be timid. Grandpa asked him what he wanted to learn, and he said, "I want to learn magic. I want to be bold and not afraid of them. " Grandpa looked at it pitifully and taught it magic. After returning home, he secretly tried several times. It's amazing! I thought: now I can do whatever I want and see who dares to laugh at me!
It quietly came behind the little squirrel and made its big tail disappear by magic. The little squirrel is almost crying, and it is still smiling proudly. Small animals came to accuse him, and he reluctantly returned the squirrel's tail. Small animals are playing games. After it came to the tree, it used magic to turn the puppy's ear into a rabbit, the rabbit's tail into a fox, and ............................................................................................................................................. turned himself into a lion to scare small animals playing games, scaring everyone to flee everywhere.
The little animals couldn't stand the magic of the mouse, so they all ran to the grandfather to complain. Grandpa heard their complaints and thought the mouse had gone too far, so he took back its magic.
One day, the little mouse met the big cat. Not only did it not hide, but it was also provocative. The big cat said, "Aren't you afraid that I will eat you?" The little mouse said, "I'm afraid of you? Joke! I can make you younger than me, do you believe it? " He just waved. Strange, why not? Wave again, why hasn't it changed? Just wondering, the big cat came and stared, "Stop shaking! Your magic has failed, and you bully everyone to die! " Scared the little mouse to panic and flee back to the hole, and never dared to come out to see anyone again during the day.
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