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The weather is so cold.
It was very cold this morning. My friend and I went to the ATM to withdraw money, and we happened to meet an armored car to add money.
In desperation, the two had to stand by and wait.
At this time, my friend asked me: Are your hands frozen?
My cold answer: frozen hands!
It turns out that we are really having a hard time! Four guns were immediately aimed at us. ...
Two people were arrested and sent to * * *, and we were silent all the way. Later, I asked my friend: Why don't you talk?
As a result, eight shots were pointed at us instantly. .......................
What's your name?
My friend: Jiang
What's your name?
My friend: Jiang
* *: What's your name?
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