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The history of Julius Caesar

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The robbers in the Mediterranean know how dangerous they have caught. The young man is well dressed.

Only elegance. The robbers demanded a ransom of 20 talons (about 654.38 million US dollars) from him before releasing him.

When he left, the young man told the robbers that he was worth 50 talents and vowed to arrest the robbers and put them to death.

However, a few days later, the robber was caught and sent to the cross. The robbers recognized the dying man standing before them.

The order was made by young people who asked for 20 talents. This young man was famous in the late Roman Republic.

Commander-in-Chief and statesman Caesar (about BC 100-44).

Caesar was born into a noble family in Rome, and when he was young, he longed for the highest power in Rome. To this end, he learned to speak and write.

As a skill, he later became an excellent speaker. His efforts made him one of the most learned figures at that time. He Chu

Calves are not afraid of tigers. When they were young, they dared to accuse the Roman governor of corruption, which earned them a high reputation. Luo at this time

Ma was in the late Republic of China, and the struggle between the elders and the Democrats was fierce. Only slaves in Rome enjoyed civil rights.

Li's owner and freemen, while outside the city, freemen from all over Italy and overseas provinces do not enjoy Roman citizenship, but

But they have the same obligations as Roman freemen. Caesar approached civilians and launched activities against elders and nobles, making him

The popularity among civilians is getting higher and higher. In 60 BC, he and two other Roman commanders, Pompeii and crassus, formed an opposition.

The secret alliance of the old nobles, this is the first famous "three-headed ruling" in Roman history. In order to consolidate this alliance, Caesar

He married his daughter to Pompeii, although she was engaged to someone else. The following year, Caesar was elected consul and was re-elected.

1866, Caesar Dan was appointed governor of Gaul.

In Gaul, Caesar conquered the brave and powerful Gaul. In less than 10 years, he occupied more than 800 cities.

City, annihilated and captured 2 million people, making Gaul a province of Rome. Caesar also advanced to the Rhine River on the Roman border.

Coast. Soon, he crossed the Strait and invaded the British Island (now Britain). Caesar's outstanding military exploits and outstanding military talents.

Yes, the prestige of this land in the hearts of the Romans is getting higher and higher. This made Pompey jealous. At this time, crassus died in an expedition to Persia.

Pompey used his power to issue laws to relieve Caesar of his military power and ordered him to return to Rome from Gaul immediately.

Caesar knew that this was a conspiracy of Pompeii. After careful consideration, he decided to lead his army back to Rome and seize it.

Supreme power.

At the beginning of 49 BC, Caesar led his army back to Rome. Pompeii didn't expect Caesar to attack Rome so decisively. He met him.

Less than, fled to Greece. Caesar entered Rome, became the "dictator" of Rome, and then ruled the whole Italy.

The power of the peninsula. In the second year, Caesar led an army to attack Greece and crusade against Pompeii. Pompeii was defeated and fled to Egypt. Caesar followed.

Egypt. In order to please Caesar, the king of Egypt sent someone to assassinate Pompeii. The king of Egypt presented Pompeii with his head and ring. look

Pompeii's pale and familiar face, Caesar shed tears of sadness and relief. He was a former ally and son-in-law, but today he is an enemy.

People held a formal funeral and tracked down the murderer of Pompeii.

According to his father's will at that time, the king of Egypt and his sister Cleopatra should manage state affairs together. But he stole my sister.

My throne. When Caesar arrived, the queen welcomed Caesar as her companion.

According to tradition, the first time you meet a Roman dignitary, you should bring a blanket and sell it to him. The queen sneaked into Caesar at dusk.

Stationed in Alexandria. She had her wrapped up in a blanket and taken to Caesar's place. Her wise behavior.

In order to avoid the assassin hired by my brother and impress Caesar. Her courage and beauty touched her.

Caesar, Caesar helped her to the throne and fell in love with her. They have their only son, Little Caesar. After that,

Caesar led his army into Asia Minor, and it took only five days to quell the rebellion of Prince Bendu of Pompeii. He uses it the most

The concise Latin word wrote a good news and sent it back to the Senate: "Arrive, see, win" (veni, vidi, vic

I "). This is the famous" three V files "in history. This fully shows Caesar's quick use of troops and concise language.

Point.

Accompanied by the Queen of Egypt and their son Caesar Jr., Caesar returned to Rome triumphantly. The whole of Romania is immersed in

During the carnival. They indulged in fun, paraded and celebrated, only to see blood-stained battle flags fluttering in the wind in the bright sunshine. troops

Carrying more than 2,800 gold crowns into the city, the majestic Caesar sat high in the chariot and accepted the cheers of the people. [Japanese] Business consortium finance

Behind Caesar are huge steps, cavalry and war shows. In the evening, Africans also performed a fight with 400 lions.

Fighting, as well as fighting dance in Asia and ballet in Greece.

The People's Congress and the Senate awarded Caesar lifelong honorary titles-"General" and "Father of the Motherland". Caesar versus Rome

The Republican system has been reformed: the Senate has added 300 members, most of whom come from despised business and general positions.

The working class, even the representatives of the conquered countries, vowed never to oppose any orders of Caesar, Caesar's son, to liberate slaves.

Women and Gauls have civil rights and give persecuted Jews freedom of religious belief. He transferred the residents to France and Spain.

Greece and other places, and recruited thousands of cleaners and beautifiers for Rome. He stopped the tax collectors from walking around.

Speculation that extorts money from businessmen and farmers. He stabilized the circulation of money. He also established a system of appointing local governors in various places.

Break the tradition that the position of governor is awarded by the Senate. Caesar asked a Greek astronomer to change the Roman calendar to the solar calendar: every

A year is 365 days, and there is a leap year every four years ... Caesar has brought the people a fairest, kindest and most enlightened era.

Period. Caesar wanted his people to live in a free world. Some people think that today's western civilization is in the era of Caesar's Roman emperor.

Gradually built on the ancient cornerstone of the country.

Caesar's power is getting bigger and bigger, and he gradually moves towards military dictatorship, which makes some elders and nobles stick to the Roman Republican tradition.

Seriously dissatisfied, they organized a conspiracy not for the freedom of the people, but for their own interests.

Kill Caesar.

On March 15, 44 BC, Caesar went to the Senate for a meeting alone. Although he was warned in advance that someone was there that day.

He tried to assassinate him, but he didn't take the guard. He thinks this is a coward's job. He sat quietly in his Huang Jinbao seat, smiling.

Said, "Isn't today March 15?" An assassin can pretend to beg him to do something and grab his purple robe.

A moving signal. All the conspirators flocked to him, and the sword rained down on him. Caesar saw Brutu.

Sam came at him and gave him a fatal knife. Caesar said the last sentence with all his strength: "You are among them.

Really? My child? "He was stabbed 23 times, three of which were fatal. He is in front of the pedestal of the statue of his old enemy Pompeii.

Fell dead.

Caesar was a great strategist and a famous writer. His major works are Battle of Gaul and Civil War.

Ji is a war memoir of my own personal experience, with concise and clever writing. It is a must-read for beginners of Latin.

This book.

Caesar left behind a powerful centralized empire and a calendar he decided to adopt-julian calendar. This is based on

The calendar named by Caesar is the predecessor of the Gregorian calendar widely used in most countries now. After Caesar's death, western emperors often used his name.

Words, just like his title. People call him a model of a talented and amiable monarch in history, and think that he is a

A truly outstanding politician. His appeasement policy to the people effectively cured the wounds brought by the war to Rome, which is

Caesar turned the Roman Empire into the most famous empire in ancient times.