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Rulu's classic lines in the TV play Ode to Joy

Lead: Empress Hua Fei crossed the Ode to Joy and became poor? Princess Hutong? . The following are my collected classic lines, welcome to read for reference!

Rulu's classic lines in Ode to Joy:

1. Fan Shengmei: What about the elite? Actually, it's just a small civil servant with a lot of demands. He had the cheek to ask me if he could come to mortgage to buy a house together. His brain is broken!

Qiu Yingying: What if it is a potential stock?

Fan Shengmei: I'm almost forty, and I still have potential stocks!

Qiu Yingying: Are you handsome? Born poor? Princess Hutong?

Fan Shengmei: How handsome! He's a tall man with legs from the waist down. I like it. What's the use? Can he be used as a dish or a meal, or can he go out to earn money? That's just cheating you little girls. If you really want to get married, it's basically equivalent to suicide. I wasted this wonderful time on this embroidered pillow. This good man is playing hide-and-seek with me.

2. Qiu Yingying: Sister Fan, why are you going on Saturday?

Fan Shengmei: I count my hair and play at home.

3. Qiu Yingying: Sister Fan, why did you go on Sunday?

Fan Shengmei: Talk to the mosquito that bit me.

Qiu Yingying: You killed it.

Fan Shengmei: I can't bear it.

4. Andy: Actually, I was born in 1985, and I should be one year older than you, but you are still the eldest sister on the 22nd floor.

Fan Shengmei: It's funny that you have called me Sister Tian for so many times. Don't call me Sister in the future. At our age, being one year older and one year younger has become a matter of principle.

5. Fan Shengmei: I'll pick you up on the way tomorrow. Please text me my address. No, you said you didn't even know the address. We can say it's on the way. Now this man is hanging on his arm and doesn't even need to think.

6. Fan Shengmei: If you are sincere and invite text messages, you should send them in advance at an appropriate time. To give girls a time to think reserved, why do you choose late at night? Secondly, if an unattractive white supervisor sends such text messages, do you think it is a kind of sexual harassment? Please treat them equally. No matter how handsome a white supervisor sends such text messages, it is all sexual harassment.

7. We girls from other places, work is the only thing to rely on, and we must never take risks on worthless men. Never, never waste your good time on such an inappropriate man. You will understand this truth when you are thirty years old.

8. Love is love. Pursuing forever is a gamble after all. Pursuing happiness can lead to benevolence. There has to be a line between relatives, let alone friends. If she and Director Bai are really together, the two of them are family.

9. In the adult world, it's more than just telling the truth.

1. All good things must come to an end. Remember, no one can be with you for life except yourself.

11. You can keep everything between girlfriends, and only men can't share it.

12. No! Fun is fun, and character is character, which cannot be confused. A good girl has to be able to afford it and put it down, treating men like clothes, and men like him are just cheap goods.

13. It's a good thing that you have me. If you can't find me, call me at any time. I am your GPS.

14. Fan Shengmei: If it weren't for these excited cats tonight, I would hardly remember that there are such things as hormones in the world!

Andy: Where are the cats?

Fan Shengmei: All the people with headlights are cats, excited cats!

15. If you have a small white face, you want to climb high. Eating what's in the bowl and looking at what's in the pot really makes you think that a woman is dead.

16. Fan Shengmei: What are we doing? We all live in the same building. We are sisters. My sister likes you. However, I have great confidence in Andy's character, and there is no conflict of interest between us. It is inevitable for girls to quarrel together. Let's take a step back.

Qiu Yingying: But Andy, she hurt my self-esteem.

Fan Shengmei: Yes, that's right. It's her fault to pay attention to the ways and means of speaking. I will definitely criticize her, but not now. It's too late. How about tomorrow?

17. I'd like to add that it's Xiao Qiu's boss's idea. In this world, no one's ass is clean, and no one is pure to some extent. What all Jianghu people hate most is the person who doesn't know the rules. Xiao Qiu, you are the one who doesn't know the rules. You don't know the rules, so you killed the master with a club, which is the last thing your manager wants to see.

18. The second rule of Jianghu is that people with dirty bottoms hate that people around them can't keep their mouths shut. If you expose love rat's shortcomings in front of your manager, will your manager dare to use you? As long as she doesn't want to use you, your suspension will become dismissal.