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Talk about it when you are in a bad mood and upset.

First, the phone rang, which showed that I hadn't seen his name for many years. I trembled and pressed the answer key. I like you there. Let's talk about it.

We can't stop fate from taking things away from us, but we can choose to cherish what we get from life.

Third, there is a lot of helplessness in life. When you can't change the environment, you can learn to change yourself quietly; When you can't change reality, you can try to change your attitude; When you cannot change the past, you can prove yourself by changing the present; We can't predict tomorrow, but we can grasp today.

Fourth, no matter how you feel, don't let yourself be decadent. Always walk on the road with a smile, clean and beautiful, respect yourself, love yourself, and believe that you are the most beautiful girl. However, please don't dress up too much. In addition to appearance, you need temperament.

5. There are many choices in life. Be careful at every step. But one choice can't decide everything. Don't hesitate, don't regret making a choice. As long as we can persevere, victory is ahead.

6. When you are unhappy, think about how many days you have left to toss and how much time you have to practice.

Seven, life has no assumptions, and the present is everything.

Eight, marriage can never be used to save a broken love, broken love can only get a broken marriage.

If love is mixed with calculations that have nothing to do with itself, it is not true love.

Be brave and don't change for anyone. If they can't accept the worst you, they don't deserve the best you. Thirteen short and beautiful sentences, each of which is absent-minded

Eleven, angry, is to punish yourself with other people's mistakes.

It is a kind of courage to insist on what you should do.

Thirteen, life is not easy, but it is not light; Happiness is not impossible to find, but not enough; Pain is not inseparable, but reluctant; Tolerance is not bad, but not universal; My heart is not unclean, but I don't like it; Desire is not difficult, but it is difficult to let go; Samsara is not inevitable, but too concerned; Emancipation is not impossible, but fear of suffering.

Fourteen, dust to dust, soil to soil, waving goodbye to 250. The mouth is trying to be brave, the heart is surrendering, and we are all pretending. All poisons do not invade. At best, it is domineering; At worst, it is numbness.

Fifteen, fate is doomed, and fate is taken from people. If you plant it as a cause, you reap it as a result, and everything is created by your mind. Smile, don't complain. Leisure, carefree, casual, casual.

Noisy love, passionate resentment, out of nothing, heavy frivolity, serious arrogance, neat chaos, lead-cast feathers, bright smoke, cold flames, gaunt health, eternal awakening sleep, negative existence! I feel that love is such a thing. Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet

Seventeen, only when you are down and out, will you know who is a fool who is worried about you and who is a stranger's asshole.

The most painful distance is that you are not with me, but in my heart.

Nineteen, I think the saddest thing is that I have embarrassed myself and wronged myself for how many touching things I have done for each other. In the end, I was the only one who was moved.

Twenty, love will belong to those who have been disappointed but still have hope; Belong to those who have been betrayed but still believe in love; Need to love those who have been hurt, but still love. If you still want to try, don't say goodbye; If you still think you can continue, don't give up; If you can't give up loving someone, never say you love him.

Twenty-one, love is a meeting, you can't wait, you can't prepare.

Twenty-two, when breaking up, be yourself. A person's world also has ups and downs and beautiful moments, and he is classified as a memory. After you leave, you will think of a lonely picture. Please forget it. One always has to start over. Don't let the past bind you in the hall of sadness.

Twenty-three, forget the word above is death, below is the heart. Who do you want to forget? I'll never forget it until I die. Every time I don't care, there is a little care behind it; Every time I'm fine, my back still hurts a little.

I want to hold you tight, in the traffic, after people come and go.

I am sad.

First, young people always have many things that we can't keep, such as the time of going far, such as withered emotions; There are always many things that are hard to give up, such as chasing dreams, such as love in my heart; Facing the unknown factors on the road ahead, when the road is impassable, don't cling to the scenery ahead, and don't look back at the journey when you come; Simply be yourself, and there will always be a door open for your dreams.

Second, young you have enough reason to believe that you will get the happiest love in the world. Therefore, I also have enough reasons to advise you to wait patiently. Don't believe any sweet talk too early, whether it's good or bad, it won't do you any good. Fruit will not become sweet until it is ripe, and so will happiness.

Third, don't be depressed. Life is like an electrocardiogram. Smooth sailing proves that you are dead.

Fourth, true feelings are never maintained by praise, just like the sense of existence, and they are not accumulated by brushing the screen. Just because our relationship with the world is too thin, we want to hold a beautiful cheer in our hands and pretend that we are always in the downtown area, and there will always be someone to accompany you to drink and laugh for 30 thousand games.

5. Girls who are too heavy to carry bags are generally very popular; Women who change buckets of water to serve themselves are generally more buddies. Why no one loves you, not because you are not good enough, but because you know too much.

Your name is the most beautiful Chinese I have ever heard, the most beautiful font I have ever seen and the warmest words I have ever said.

Seven, if love can be explained, the oath can be modified. If you meet me, we can reschedule. Then life will be easier. If one day, I can finally forget you. However, this is not a random story. Not tomorrow's play. I couldn't find the manuscript, and then I erased you.

Eight, if a person is attached to another person, there is something to draw a prison for himself. Someone told me when I was a teenager, don't think others are loyal to you. In fact, you don't have to imagine yourself.

A heart flies away, how can you control it? Just control the money. If a person wants to be bad, you can't stop him. As long as you don't become bad. If a relationship is going to go bad, how can you keep it? It's good to have memories. If you are in love and married for too long, there will be accidents and changes. Look at feelings, patience, and luck. Let's find a kind person, because kindness will hurt less anyway.

10. Sorrow is real, tears are fake, and there is nothing to miss; A hundred years ago, you didn't know me, and I didn't know you. The back is true, people are false, and there is no cause and effect; A hundred years later, without you and without me. Appreciate and ponder. Sorrow and tears are real. The difference is only internal and external, intangible and tangible.

There is no shortage of love these days, but people who take love seriously.

Twelve, if one day, you are tired, you are tired, as long as you look back, my smile is in front of you.

Thirteen, not drifting away, but meeting again one day.

Fourteen, the biggest reason why we people will suffer is to resist the facts.

Fifteen, there are only two ways for a woman to be reborn: either beautiful or rich.

16. Our life does not exist because we are liked by others. We are comfortable things. We can happily bear the earth, face the sky and not please anyone. As long as you realize this, the shackles will be opened and you can breathe freely. Bi Shumin

Seventeen, the words have been said, love has given up, love is gone, and there will be no future.

If I can't be the only one for you, I don't even want to be your favorite. If what you give me is also for others, then I'd rather not. It's not terrible not to get it, but it's a joke not to stay.

Nineteen, in life, there are many fleeting, just like saying goodbye at the station, just hugging each other, and in a blink of an eye, they have gone their separate ways. Most of the time, you don't understand, and neither do I. That's it. When you talk, you change. Listening is tiring. I'm tired of watching it. You will slow down when you follow. When you walk, you spread out. When you love, you fade. I forget it when I think about it.

Twenty, I looked at their immature faces and saw my former self.

Twenty-one, you should work hard to get what you deserve, and don't think about what you don't deserve. To be such a faint woman, she has her own preferences, principles and beliefs. She is not eager for quick success and instant benefit, and she is not grandiose and frivolous. She can be humiliated and laugh, but her heart is as calm as water. Be at ease, learn to understand, and learn compassion.

The best feeling is: fearless. Not afraid of losing, flattering, doubting love, being invisible, hiding, the future, external interference, and suppressing compromise. Without fear, you can fully accept the pay, and love will only accumulate under safe relaxation. He can be him, you or you. You are absolutely safe together.

Forgive my clumsy tongue, I can't tell you the gorgeous life you want.

Twenty-four, sadness is real, tears are fake, and there is nothing to miss; A hundred years ago, you didn't know me, and I didn't know you. The back is true, people are false, and there is no cause and effect; A hundred years later, without you and without me. Appreciate and ponder. Sorrow and tears are real. The difference is only internal and external, intangible and tangible.

25. A humble heart is like the heart of a wild grass and a small flower. It does not make fun of the outside world, nor does it care about the ridicule of the world.

Twenty-six, time is only responsible for the flow, not your growth.

27. The biggest gain we can get is not how many people we can meet, how beautiful scenery we can see, or what kind of adventures we have experienced, but walking and suddenly recognizing ourselves again at an opportunity and suddenly finding that we have changed and become different.

Twenty-eight, I am the silly child who has been tortured by you countless times and then coaxed by one sentence.

Only when you find someone really special can you shut up and enjoy the comfortable silence.

Thirty, life is always like this, what you think is lost may be on the road; What you think you have may be on the way.

Yes, you and I both know that the world is full of unfairness, poverty, reality and helplessness, but I want you to know that this world will never be just like this. I want you to see the light, dreams, efforts and hopes. No one can go back and live a new life, but you and I can decide our future from now on. Like a slow green train, it may be slow, but time will always reach your station.

What's it like to be in a long-distance relationship? It's not easy and I don't want to give up. I trade my lonely youth for my regretless bald head. I hope that one day the chat record will turn into a gentle and hot breath in the ear, and the good night on the phone will turn into a kiss on the cheek. May every long-distance relationship overcome time and distance and finally get married.

I will forget our memories with a song.

In this world, not everyone has the opportunity to do what they want, but we should try our best to do the right thing. Even if you can't resist the coming of the night, you should stand under the stars and look up at the light. Hao Cheng stands on the edge of two worlds.

In a bad mood, upset and anxious, talk about Daquan.

In a bad mood, upset and anxious, talk about one:

1. My silence and sadness can't shake off your eternal face.

My heart is alive, but I am a stiff dead body.

3. You came to me slowly: a brown-green spring shirt with white lace turned on the neckline; Dark green pants, two pants like knives; Milky white high heels, Jane is really a graceful jade carving!

4. Stupid men and stupid women = get married; Stupid men and smart women = divorce; Smart men and stupid women = extramarital affairs; Smart man and smart woman = romantic love. we?

Don't look at things that will make you cry, that's the only way not to cry.

6. Isn't love a balance between greed and fear? The more you want to possess, the easier it is to lose. Love is the balance between trying to possess and trying to avoid losing.

7. Family ties are like a stream of spring water. A sharp knife is difficult to cut. No matter how hard I try, I can't erase the beautiful image with a smile on my lips from my heart.

8. Don't be friends after breaking up, because we have hurt each other and can't be enemies. Because we loved each other deeply, we became the most familiar strangers.

Honey, I miss you so much. I haven't seen you for a few days. It seems like a century has passed. I am so excited to see you and tell you that I love you.

I don't know how to express the strongest and deepest impression you left in my heart. Is it your plump and tall figure? Fair skin? Dark and deep eyes? Small and rosy lips? But there is still an indescribable and elusive instrument that stirs my heart.

1 1. Only the lotus can be worthy of your holiness, and you can be worthy of your ice and moon.

12. If you are not sure, please don't make a long-term commitment. Love is a promise, not a lie when you don't love. After all, when you love, even if you say forever, you mean it from the heart. I just left later, which was beyond my control.

13. All promises are pale and empty. Even if the promise is sincere, it is really changed when it is changed. Commitment can't do anything, can't bind anyone, and can't change anything. However, she insisted on such a promise. Even if it's only for the sincerity of this moment.

14. The ocean of love is vast and deep, and only two lovers can take a boat with love.

15. Honey, I almost didn't sleep last night. In addition to reflecting on your mistakes, you also want to show them with actions. Make a warm card quickly. Forgive me!

16. I always think of that day occasionally. Sitting on the ground alone, crying like no one's watching. Crying hysterically. I think I'll never cry like that again. Tears dried up and began to be strong. So some children still can't let go. Cry happily, too Crying and playing, standing up hard. Live bravely.

17. If you are in love, don't miss the opportunity easily. If you are rash, you may regret it for a while, but you may regret it for a lifetime.

Husband: I regret every time I lose my temper with you. Actually, my purpose is very simple. I just want you to care about me.

19. Couples quarrel won't last long. They poured out their love and shed tears. When others are still worried, they are already innocent. Right? Baby?

20. First, some people will gradually fade out of your world and be blurred in your memory. Because of time, distance and lack of contact, many times they are all open QQ, watching so many friends online, but only staring blankly at the screen, because they don't know what to talk about. After a long time, I gradually alienated strangers. Do you remember your former friends?

2 1. Happiness is not a temporary thing, but a lifetime thing. A happy life doesn't mean I love you, and then I start to fall in love; It's not that we weren't right, and then we separated. Happiness is the taste of two people waiting silently, accumulating all their love in their hearts, day after day. I always thought I was walking alone, since I met him, it changed my world.

22. If you don't contact your feelings, they will deteriorate, so leave here as soon as possible and never contact again.

23. We don't expect to have such a tangled love with Beijing youth, but it's just plain.

24. It's not that you are in the best time, but that you are here and I am in the best time.

The most unforgettable thing is that you will never think of it, but you will never forget it.

In a bad mood, upset and anxious, tell me two things:

1. Actually, it's not that you don't want to let go. This is the end of your relationship that you don't want to stick to. In fact, you don't want to give him up like this.

According to legend, happiness is a beautiful glass ball, which is scattered in every corner of the world after being broken. Some people find more, while others find less. But no one can have everything.

We never stay on the same road, just like flickering figures in dim light, but we are submerged in endless darkness in an instant.

When the last note rings, I miss being forced to draw a rest, and even the best sentence should come to an end. However, this does not herald the end, but represents another continuation of sadness.

I have you in every dream, but you are not by my side.

6. Life should be as trouble-free as dementia; Dare to think and do like schizophrenia; Happy as crazy; Like a paranoid, fearless.

7. How to make friends with people who fall in love at first sight?

8. Telling a lie at the moment of parting is the last time I don't love.

He scolds me every day, which shows that he can't live without me. And I have never talked to him, which proves that I can live without him.

10. The memory of rotten leaves, those fresh and those light green, has long been buried in front of the time scale, and only the overwhelming smell of decay remains at the end of the time scale.

1 1. When Columbus discovered America, did he know where he was going? His goal is just to move forward. He is the goal himself, forcing him to move forward.

12. We can't be born together, but we can harm people together.

13. I used to think that we could really throw away all the sentimental sentences as the book said. For Wan Ru, the good times are fleeting.

14. I found that every book is like a beautiful woman. When I see a beautiful girl, I will be moved. I will want to hug her, but I won't want to marry her. When you approach her, you will always find some shortcomings of her. If seen from a distance, it is beautiful and charming. So are books.

15. When nothing has happened, it won't be too sad to lose it.

16. Time has broken feelings and left scattered fragments, which is very sad. Someone around you has replaced me, and there is no love to squander.

17. Her blood keeps flowing. No one can save her. I was sentenced to life imprisonment for love, but I never wanted to escape from prison.

18. Remember the benefits of others, learn from their advantages, tolerate their shortcomings and understand their difficulties.

19. Happiness doesn't happen every day. If you miss it, you will have to wait for a long time.

20. There is a kind of anxiety that the computer is stuck and QQ keeps ringing.

2 1. It turns out that the words on the movie tickets will disappear, just like the people who accompanied you to the movies.

22. What's good for you is nonsense. What is good for you is true.

23. Fifty percent of the troubles in this world can be solved by a good sleep. As for the remaining half, I'll think about it when I wake up.

Once upon a time, I thought I had found the happiness I wanted, but when I gave it without reservation, I found that it had always been my wishful thinking.

25. You are not me. You have no idea how much I love you.

26. It is said that you don't know how to cherish until you lose it. In fact, the loss after cherishing is the most painful.

27. You slept with her today and want to sleep with her tomorrow. This is love. You slept with her today, and you will sleep with her tomorrow. This is not love, it's marriage.

28. If I fall in love with your smile, how can I collect it and have it?

Talk about it when you are in a bad mood.

1, I have a scar in my heart, and even the gods can't help it.

2. Is there a moment when I feel redundant?

3, years have passed, youth is hard to stay, where is the way home!

4. Love makes people mature and degenerate.

5. Exhausted, actually want to embrace tenderness.

Don't look at me furtively, just tell me whether you love me or not.

7. I used to be cute, at least determined to last forever.

I want her husband to come back early, but he wants me to go to Qingyun.

9. It is not difficult to touch a girl, but it is not easy to love her all the time.

10, thank you for being kind to me. It hurts me now.

1 1, began to learn not to be accompanied, pretending to be lonely is also a kind of beauty.

12, I don't want to forget you, just leave you in my memory.

13, it was just a scam, and he deeply hurt all of us.

14, hiding in the corner, hiding that lonely but not extravagant pity injury.

15, if you don't forgive all beings, you will suffer.

16, I didn't stop loving you, I just decided not to show it.

17, we are all farsighted, which blurs our recent happiness.

18, the sea level in the distance begins to be cloudy. How can sadness be calm and pure white?

19, no amount of promises can be made. This is just a lie.

20. It's a fairy tale to make a wish for one person's heart, and it's a joke not to part with each other.

2 1, if one day, I won't put down all my pride to bother you.

22, clearly know a relationship that can't last long, why bother to reinvent the wheel.

It takes only a moment to fall in love with you, but it takes a lifetime to forget you.

24. If you can sell cute photos, you won't be so ugly.

25. Sorrow is an accessory of the night, just as love is accompanied by torture.

26. Those who wait for love have the most painful hope and the sweetest despair.

27. The beauty in the memory has been scattered, and the former perfection can no longer be found.

28. Let the once gentleness continue to warm the heart that is no longer hot.

29. There is no unforgettable love, only humble love.

30. When we were young, did we all have such a person to worry about?

3 1. Even if the whole world abandons you, I will still be happy and sad with you.

32. I want to express but I can't find the perfect words, leaving only endless silence.

Sometimes, we think too much about ourselves, which makes us very uncomfortable.

34. Inadvertently, one day, you inadvertently became all my worries.

Tears flow from my fingers, and I dare not face the picture of you and her happiness.

36. I stop and go aimlessly, but I can't get out of your world.

37. The hourglass of memory seems to reveal everything in my heart.

38. Will you fall in love with me when the sea turns into salt and winter snow buries Chunhua?

39. Why love someone who doesn't love you? It's hard for you to force others.

40. I don't know how to cherish until I lose it, because I can't feel the pain of losing it when I have it.

4 1. If the whole world betrays you, I will stand behind you and betray the whole world.

42. I am just a passer-by in your life, but you are the terminator of my love.

43. Sometimes, the person who suits you best is the person you least expect.

44. I can wait for you for a long time I'm not afraid. I'm afraid I can't wait for you in the end.

The mirror is my best friend, because it never smiles when I cry.

46. When you see through everything, you will know that losing is more practical than having.

47. At least for a short time, I am the reason why you smile.

48. I hacked you, but why do you appear in every dream?

49. I have loved several people and loved several people, but I still can't let go of happiness.

50. The man who knows you best is Lan Yan, and the woman who knows you best is Hong Yan.

5 1, because we have paid too much for this relationship, so we will have such a hard struggle today.

52. If you take the initiative for a long time, everyone will be tired, not because you don't love, but because you are tired.

53. Don't fight for love, don't say love, don't love, don't really love.

54. There are always people leaving in a sea of people. How can I expect you to understand?

55. I'm okay, neither bad nor bad, not surprised nor happy, but everything is just right.

56. He said that no matter how wrong she was, I was wrong the moment she started crying.

Sometimes, we know there is no road, but we are still moving forward because we are used to it.

58. In those prosperous years when the curtain call was refused, an eternal flower bloomed.

59. Never lie to someone you trust; Never trust those who lie to you.

60. I put down my dignity, personality and stubbornness just because I can't put you down.