What TV lines make you tremble with cold?

1. Kangxi Dynasty, after Baori Long Mei finished with Kangxi on the grass, Kangxi said with satisfaction: "Long Mei, you raped me!"

Comments: Seeing the scene in the TV series, I admire Chen Mingdao for saying such tough words in such a calm tone!

2. In Eight Dragons, Xiao Feng shakes Arjun, who is dying, and cries, "Don't die yet!"

Comment: You mean to wait a while before you die. Say hello to big black and white!

3. In the poem "Daming Palace", "If the mother insists on this, please allow the son to resign from the emperor."

Comment: It turns out that the emperor can also resign, so please allow me to compete for the post!

4. In Princess Pearl, Wei Zi said, "Er Kang, a broken me, how can I help a broken you?"

Comment: It seems that only Qiong Yao can help!

In the deep rain curtain, Shu Huan said with a heavy expression, "The eight-year war of resistance is about to begin ..."

Comment: Blame your crow mouth. One time is eight years, otherwise how can Japan last so long?

6. In the cold water, Ruan said a word: "I'm so hungry ..."

Comment: Are you hungry or thirsty?

7. In Princess Pearl, ChristianRandPhillips said, "Meng Dan, why do you always frown? Sometimes I really want to get an iron and iron your forehead. "

Comment: Was there an electric iron then?

8. A dialogue in "Kapok Spring".

Woman: You say it! Go ahead! Why on earth?

M: Let me explain.

Woman: I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen. ...

Comment: This girl is easy to explain, and no one is allowed to say anything. How irritating!

9. A costume drama, whose name is forgotten. A group of bad guys are there to study how to bring down the good guys represented by the protagonist. After the leader of a bad guy finished his plan, he touched his beard and smiled proudly: "Haha, our trick will succeed soon!" " "

Comment: Being able to voluntarily admit that you are a schemer is also the beginning of life, and human nature is good!

10, Deep Rain, there is such a dialogue:

Woman: You are heartless, you are heartless, you are unreasonable!

Man: You are heartless and heartless!

Woman: Where am I heartless? Where am I heartless? Where am I being unreasonable?

Man: You are not heartless, heartless and unreasonable!

Woman: Well, call me heartless, cold and unreasonable!

Man: You are heartless and heartless!

Woman: If I were heartless and unreasonable, I wouldn't be more heartless and unreasonable than you!

Man: Hum! You are the most ruthless, ruthless and unreasonable!

Comment: Oh, my God! You two are so boring, you idiots and disgusting. ...

1 1. In the Cantonese version of Seven Swords, Donnie Yen said, "Let me check, there is a mole in the convoy."

Comments: Heroes are not only superb in martial arts, but also not weak in foreign languages!

12, in Princess Pearl, Er Kang said to Wei Zi, "I know that he loves you painfully, and I know that you love him painfully. You hurt, I hurt! You hurt, I hurt more! My heart is killing me! "

Wei Zi coquetry nu way: "Er Kang, you are too much, but ... I like your excesses!" " "

Comment: It seems that I haven't understood it for a long time. What does the director mean? That's too much.

1. In The Legend of the Condor Heroes, Ke Zhene was blind. When telling everyone, he said, "Let's split up and look into my eyes later."

This operation is estimated to fail, because everyone can't get any glances when they are acting!

2. In the Anti-Japanese Wonder, the heroine said sadly, "My grandfather was brutally killed by Japanese devils when he was nine years old. I hate Japanese devils! "

Grandpa was killed by Japan when he was nine years old, so where are you from?

In March to the Artillery, there is such a line: "Eight hundred miles away, one shot killed the Japanese machine gunner."

This is probably not a sharpshooter, but a god!

4. In No Door Escort Agency, Uncle Gong asked Miao Xingren, "Where are your parents?"

Miao Xingren: "My parents died before I was born."

Don't you the Monkey King jump out from a crack in the stone!

In Journey to the West, Tang Priest will go to the West to learn from the scriptures. When the King of Tang sent the Tang Priest away, he said, "It's a long way for the Jade Emperor to go to the West, so be careful!"

Is the King of Tang a Guanyin Bodhisattva? How else do you know there are four apprentices?