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Advice for college boys
1. If you are not a genius, please remain modest. It is easy to be arrogant in the era of individuality, but it is difficult to make it beautiful. Unsuccessful arrogance turns people into clowns.
2. Handsome is really important. It is human nature that men love beautiful women and women love handsome men. But please believe me, as long as it is a girl with normal values, personality is the most important when choosing a spouse.
3. Whether you are handsome or not, please don't dress up. Narcissism is always annoying. Unless you are beautiful to a certain extent, don't easily challenge the public's aesthetics.
4, don't chase girls easily, and don't always hide love in your heart. The sentence "there is no true love in college" is ridiculous, but it is even more ridiculous to fall in love because of boredom. Anyway, please be careful in front of love. We all know that hypocrisy is definitely more than true love.
5, don't easily open the yellow cavity. Black humor shows wisdom, while yellow jokes show childishness. One or two sentences can adjust the atmosphere. Men who talk about reproductive organs and sex all day are hooligans. Rogues are not as cute as rogue rabbits.
About smoking: If you don't smoke, you'd better not smoke. If you smoke, you can give it up. That thing will never do any good. You can refresh yourself with tea. If you are depressed, shout twice. If you want to be cool, please, people who think like this are not cool at all! Smoking doesn't mean that a person is bad, but a girl thinks a boy is deep and superficial because he smokes.
7. If you really can't quit, there's nothing you can do, because everyone knows that there are fewer men who don't smoke than women who don't wear makeup. But college smokers should remember three things:
1. Never smoke in front of the elderly, women and children. Their bodies are not as strong as yours, but it is fair to let nicotine poison their lungs and skin. Especially don't set a bad example for children.
Second, don't buy good cigarettes with your parents' money. Furong Wang and Hongmei are both flowers, and the former won't make you grow taller. 30 yuan can be half a month's food for some families. And even if you are the son of Bill Gates, don't forget that you didn't earn the money yourself. This luxury is shameful.
Third, don't throw cigarette butts. Littering cigarette butts is as disgusting as spitting, not to mention the fire hazard.
8. Leave a message. You can boast as much as you like when you see beautiful women, but please pay attention to your words when you face ugly women. It is vulgar to laugh at other people's appearance. Forget the harmless comments behind your back. A taunt in your face may break your heart. What's in it for you? "Are you reborn as a prehistoric creature?" "It looks like a car accident scene!" Please consider the feelings of others before you say these words.
9. In the same way, don't joke about migrant workers, beggars, school canteen staff, etc. They are no worse than you. Respect for others means respect for yourself. If your mouth really itches, I'll give it to you, Chen Shui-bian, and you can ravage it!
10, you don't have to attend classes every day and get a scholarship every year, but skipping classes every day and failing every year doesn't mean you are a genius. Not everyone has the ability to study in Tsinghua Peking University in turn, and it has not brought pride to parents.
1 1. About ambition: A man without ambition is poor, and a man with too much ambition is terrible.
12, keep chastity. In fact, the requirements of virgins are not high, but few people can do it. But promiscuity is absolutely unscientific. From a physiological point of view: If you don't want to have a myocardial infarction at the age of 30, you will have kidney deficiency at the age of 40 and take Viagra at the age of 50. From a psychological point of view: leisure men and leisure women are cheap.
13, kindness. Please believe that no matter how the times change, "kindness" will always be a commendatory term. "Men are not bad, women don't love them" is true, but that's the evil smile of clark gable's mouth in Gone with the Wind, not the evil smile of a bully bullying the city. Make way for the elderly and donate money to Project Hope. You don't have to sacrifice your dedication. Many good things are within your power. Don't pay attention to the horror rendering of three streaming media. If you see this post, please answer: Have you ever donated blood for free?
14, ladies first, not stupid. You don't need to pay attention to anything. You can't break a chair and open a door.
Please keep mental health. Think of Ma Jiajue, think of his parents, think of your parents.
16, you can break the routine, but there must be principles.
17, you can have your own views on political issues, but you must watch the guests. Extreme is childish and terrible.
18, remember to say "thank you" and "sorry".
19, responsible for yourself, parents and society. Try to avoid being responsible for your girlfriend.
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