English tips and jokes about spring. Please. Urgent!

The weather is getting warmer and warmer. The weather is getting warmer and warmer.

Flowers are blooming and birds are singing. Flowers are in full bloom and birds are singing.

The trees sprouted. The trees have sprouted.

People are ready to welcome the new year. People are ready for the new year.

Since the Qin Dynasty, China has always attached importance to the beginning of spring. Beginning of spring is divided from astronomy, but in nature, in people's minds, spring is a warm and beautiful spring day; Spring is the season of growth, so do farm work and sow. In climatology, spring refers to the time interval between the average temperature of 65 438 00℃ and 22℃ with a five-day cycle (five days is a five-day cycle).

When we arrived in beginning of spring, people obviously felt that the sun was getting warmer during the day. Temperature, sunshine and rain, which are often turning points in a year, tend to rise or increase. The growth trend of crops in Xiao Chun is accelerating, and the water consumption is increasing when rape is pulled out and wheat is jointing, so it is necessary to water and topdressing in time to promote growth. Farmers' proverbs remind people that it begins to rain in spring, and keep the feeling for a long time that "spring ploughing has also begun."

Since the Qin Dynasty, beginning of spring has been the beginning of spring in China. Beginning of spring is divided from astronomy, but in nature and people's minds, spring is warm and flowers are fragrant. Spring is growth, cultivation and sowing. In climatology, spring refers to the period when the average temperature is between 10℃ and 22℃.

Speaking of beginning of spring, people obviously feel that the days are getting longer and the sun is getting warmer. Temperature, sunshine and rainfall are often at the turning point of the year and tend to rise or increase. The growth of crops in early spring is accelerated, and the water consumption for bolting rape and jointing wheat is increased. Irrigation and topdressing should be done in time to promote growth. Agricultural proverbs remind people that it rains in early spring, get up early and go to bed late. "Da Chun has also begun to prepare for farming.

Joke:

1. A: Don't go in spring! I love you!

Me too! !

Then why did you leave? Can't I make you a cow and a horse and call you master? !

B: Well, you can scream.

Answer: Master ~ ~ ~

B: Disciple, stop chasing ~ ~!

Don't go in spring! I love you!

Me too! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

A: Then how can you go? Isn't the ostrich I gave you your master? !

Well, go ahead.

A: Teacher ~ ~ ~

B: "Son, stop chasing! ~ ~ ~!

It's warm today. I'll rob the bank with you, and I'll get the gold. You take the money, I secretly dial 1 10, the police take me home and take you to the police station, I eat steamed bread at home, you eat fists at the police station, I eat popsicles at home, you eat electric batons at the police station, I eat melon seeds at home, you eat bullets at the police station, my melon seeds are finished, and your life is over.

It's warm today, and I want to invite you to rob a bank. I take gold, you take silver, I secretly call 1 10, and the police take me home and take you to the police station. I am at home, you eat steamed bread in the police fist, I eat it at home, you eat it in the police popsicle electric batons, I eat it at home, you eat melon seeds in the police guns, and I

When spring comes, everything wakes up. I went to see you today, and you said, "Stop it, I haven't finished my honey. Don't tell the bees! "

Spring is coming, everywhere. I called you today, and you said, "Stop it, I haven't finished eating the bees. Stop it! "

One day, when Ji Xiaolan went to the emperor, he was stopped by a eunuch. The eunuch said, "I heard that Mr. Ji is a gifted scholar. Can you write a poem, or you won't be allowed to pass it? " Ji Xiaolan wrote two poems without thinking. There are three people in the world, four seasons, summer, autumn and winter. The eunuch said, "Isn't there four seasons in a year? What about spring? " Mr. Ji looked at the eunuch coldly and said, "Do you still have spring?"

One day, Ji Xiaolan went to the emperor and was stopped by a eunuch. The eunuch said, "If you hear Mr. Ji's words, just write poems, otherwise you will not be spared." Ji Xiaolan can't think of two poems. Great supporter Dong. The eunuch said, "There are four seasons in a year? Spring is? " Mr. Ji looked at the eunuch coldly and said, "Do you have spring?"

A little girl's teacher assigned her homework, which was a composition about spring. The little girl wrote, "When spring came, the kitten called me and asked her father," Dad, Dad, why didn't I call? Dad said: it's not that I don't scream, it's that time is not up. I asked dad, dad, dad, why didn't mom scream? Dad said, it's not that you didn't scream, it's that you didn't hear. I asked my father, Dad, Dad, why didn't the nanny call? Dad said: it's not that she doesn't scream, it's that she doesn't dare to scream!

A little girl was assigned homework by the teacher, and the content was a composition about spring. The little girl wrote, "When spring comes, the kitten asked me to ask my father," Dad, why don't I call my father? Dad said: No, not yet. When I asked my father, Dad, why don't you call me Mom and Dad? Dad said, no, you didn't hear me. I asked my dad, Dad, why don't you call me nanny dad? Dad said, no, she can't call!