Humorous and philosophical jokes

A tourist went to a hotel in a small town and gave the owner 1,000 yuan to choose a room. When he went upstairs, the shopkeeper paid the butcher with 1,000 yuan for the meat he owed. The butcher went to the pig farmer to pay back the pig money. The pig farmer paid back the feed payment. The feed dealer went to pay JI the money. JI's daughter hurried there. The hotel paid the rent. The 1,000 yuan went to the shopkeeper again. At this time, the tourists came downstairs and said that the room was not suitable, so they took the money and left. However, the debts of the whole town were paid off, and people were happy... In a class, I was taking a physiology class , the female teacher just finished speaking and asked: "Students, if anyone still doesn't understand anything, you can ask the teacher."

At this time, a classmate asked the teacher: "Teacher, is it more comfortable for men or women during sex?"

The teacher explained to him for a long time, and he Still don't understand. The teacher gave him an analogy and said: "When you pick your nostrils with your hands, does it feel better for your nostrils or for your fingers?"

When he thought about it, well... it felt better for his nostrils! Just sat down.

The teacher asked again, if there is anything that the students don’t understand, they can raise their hands to ask the teacher...

Then the classmate raised his hands again and asked the teacher: "Teacher, Why can’t women have sex when they are menstruating?”

The teacher gave him another metaphor. Said: "When your nose bleeds, will you pick your nostril again?"

The student thought, well, that's right

"Then why don't men like to have sex?" "When do you wear condoms?"

The teacher thought for a while and asked him: "Do you like to wear gloves when picking your nose?"

He shook his head and sat down.

After a while, he raised his hand again and asked the teacher another question: "Since women are more comfortable than men, why do women resist when men rape them?"

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When the teacher got angry, he banged the table and said, "When you were walking on the road, someone came up and tried to pick your nostrils. Are you willing?"