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Say hello for the first time
greeting words for the first time
greeting words for the first time, when we look at a person's mind, we should look at our actual actions. There are many ways to express love, and it is necessary to start with some small things to increase our feelings. Let's share the greeting words for the first time. Say hello at the first chat 1
1. Hey, wait a minute, I only have one minute. If I don't say hello to you, I feel I will regret it for the rest of my life. Because I think you are very friendly and I really want to know you.
2. I really want to get to know you, but I don't know how, so I just came to say hello to you. Do you mind?
3. How can you be so cute when you eat? Have you been trained?
4. I miss you more than one word.
5. It takes a thousand cups to get drunk, but I got drunk when I saw your smile.
6. I have high requirements for bedding, and I find that you are my most satisfied at present.
7. I look forward to seeing you every night before going to bed.
8. I think you are more suitable for marriage than for love.
9. My heart has already been connected with you. How can others move
1. Why do you always talk to me? Do you like me? If not, I'll think of something.
11. Is your blood type square? Why else are you so handsome?
12. I found that you are a liar, because I look much better than the photo.
13. Why are you so vulgar? You always take selfies, which makes my hands ache after watching it several times.
14. I think you are too narcissistic. To tell the truth, you have grown up like this, and you won the top three in the beauty contest at most.
15. Do you have a boyfriend? If not, do you want to have one? If so, do you want to change one? If not, do you mind one more?
16. Do you prefer cats or dogs? Cats: meow; Dog: Wang Wang.
17. The world is a giant doll machine. I stand by the window and just want you.
18. After being with me, you can wash the dishes and mop the floor if you want. Isn't that enough freedom?
19. Walking alone at night, it's particularly dark and I'm so handsome ... I'm afraid others won't see it.
2. Whether you are doing well or not is unknown to others, but as soon as you gain weight, everyone will know.
21. I'm so nervous about meeting each other's parents on Tanabata today. After all, I beat his son first.
22. Nowadays, girls are too poor. When I said to visit her house, she said there was no way.
23. I think you may be busy, so just read the first three words.
24. In order to become a rich second generation, I lie in bed every day and wait for my father to get rich.
25. I want to photograph your face, copy your kindness, paste my infatuation with you, write the most beautiful blessing message and send it to you!
26. Without principles, you are in my heart, which makes no sense, and your impression is always indelible; Don't meet and hate each other late, as long as you are in the morning and evening; Don't be lingering, as long as your happiest smile, always stay together until you are old.
27. It took all my luck to meet you in my lifetime.
28. I have nothing to do with your best friend. I won't let anything happen to you.
29. I am more afraid of your sad frown than it is dark and ghosts.
3. I'm also afraid that someone will take advantage of it to please you when it's awkward.
31. Take my hand and walk with your eyes closed, and you won't get lost.
32. I have a vague look on my mind, but we need to go further.
33, listening to the rain, there are thousands of ripples in my heart. Do you know the waves in my heart?
34. It's irritating. The smell of midnight snack wafts outside the window, which makes me greedy.
35. I didn't expect you to take photos so photogenic, especially those legs, which made me get nosebleeds. Please send me the package paper quickly.
36. I didn't expect you to like that food, too. I have been there several times, and once it was ...
37. It rained heavily recently, and you rushed to my place to save the beauty.
38. The song in your circle of friends was my favorite once, but unfortunately ...
39. The years are quiet, the frogs are chirping and scouring, and my mind just ...
4. The lotus is out of the mud but not stained. Now that you have photographed it, it also shows your purity. Say hello for the first time. 2
Say hello.
2, "I find you have a rare advantage." "What advantages?" "If you praise me, I will tell you." "You are so handsome!" "I told you, your advantage is that you never tell lies!"
3, "Do you think I look familiar? Don't get me wrong, maybe I am too handsome, but don't be embarrassed to watch it for too long because I am too handsome. "
4 "Don't think about me so often, it makes me sneeze all the time!"
5, "Do you think a perfect man like me will have no friends? But in fact, having you is enough, isn't it? "
6." Do you like being praised? Like it? In fact, whether you like it or not, I just like it. Come, give you a chance to praise me. "
7. "Do you think all the women around us are going to eat you? In fact, they are jealous of you, and of course you should not be under pressure?"
8. "The two of us walking together will make some girls believe that appearance is not important in a relationship. After all, if you are so ordinary and leave with such a good me, will they still doubt love?"
9, "Look at our relationship. Otherwise, you will be charged for touching me. After all, I am a valuable item!
1. I've been under a lot of pressure recently. Can I go to your place to relax?
Say hello. 1 sentences 2:
1. Don't use honey traps on me in the future, or I'll play along.
2. In the dead of night, I often ask myself whether I was right or wrong when I first met you.
3. Don't close the window before going to bed. I want to climb in and watch you fall asleep.
4. Baby, let's have a spring dream together tonight, so that you can have me.
5. I have nothing to say to you, but I just want to kiss you.
6, what you said that day made me happy all day. Are you a stimulant?
7. It's a little hot today. Would you like to come to my room and blow the air conditioner?
8. You are poisonous, which makes me unable to concentrate on my work.
9. A bug just flew over my head, which scared the baby to death.
1. Fortunately, I have no one, otherwise it will be so cold.
Say hello 1 sentences 3:
1. If someone loves you more than me and is willing to die for you, then let him die and I will love you.
2, I am so handsome. Do you often have me in your spring dreams?
3. I heard that your lover is a hero of the world. I can't beat the world, but I will tuck you in.
4. I have met people with sweet mouths at ordinary times. I didn't expect your sweet mouth to exceed my imagination. Give me a kiss!
5. Why is the cell phone dead again so soon? Come and tell me, who did you discharge to again?
6. Without the romance of movies and TV series, I dare not promise you three lives, but only two halls and three rooms. (pick up hot chicks chats with Gao EQ)
7. Send me your position quickly. I want to know one thing. I want to know where my heart has gone.
8. Why don't people who love to laugh have too bad luck, because they are too bad to laugh at all.
9, the most beautiful moment in the world is to see you taking a bath inadvertently.
1. Do you want to stay with me? You can have all the New Year's money.
I still like you very much, like wind oil essence and spicy strips.
2. Never argue with the same fool, because in the end, you won't know who is the fool.
3. I sometimes wonder if I am too fat to get into your heart.
4, as long as you are willing, when you are frustrated and need a shoulder, let me know and I will appear immediately.
5. You will always be the most elegant, special and attractive in my heart.
6. I can be happy for several times when you laugh once, but I feel sad for several years when you cry once.
7. No matter what happens in the future, you will still be my favorite person.
8. I firmly believe that one day, the lovely you will reach out your little hand and wave away the loneliness I am waiting for
9. I won't allow you to ignore me. You are so important in my heart. I will be uncomfortable without you. Don't torture me, okay?
1. You smiled slightly and didn't say anything to me, but I feel that I have been waiting for this for a long time. Say hello for the first time. 3
WeChat greeting skills
1. Send an interesting and curious picture.
For example, send a photo of a dog in her circle of friends.
caption: is this your dog? No wonder you say what you raise is like.
At this time, the girl must be in distress situation, but she must be very angry. At this time, just say please eat and apologize.
2. I seem to have met you today, but I'm not sure?
This way arouses the curiosity of girls. As the saying goes, curiosity kills women. This statement is true.
Girls will definitely continue to ask: Where is it?
3. flirt appropriately
never think that "flirting" is an unwanted word and an indecent act. It is a highly hierarchical and directional behavior in pick up hot chicks's routine, and it is the experimental stone and stepping stone for a relationship to enter the next stage.
If it is said that it will inevitably bring some misunderstanding and ambiguity to each other's feelings, then how to make further money to flirt appropriately? It is not necessary to be so direct. No matter whether she refuses or hesitates, she is frank or slightly thoughtful, she and you both understand. So whether to continue to advance or enough is enough, whether to adopt circuitous tactics or besiege the city to help, then you need to think about it.
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