Who will give an award to a joke?

Dining hall edition auspicious three treasures (I love Nankai)

Student: Master!

Host: Huh?

Student: How much is a bowl of two meats and one vegetarian?

Master: Oh, three dollars and thirty cents ~

Student: Why don't I eat enough eggs?

Master: Oh, there is no oil and water ~

Student: You are cheating my parents of their hard-earned money!

Master: Oh, looking for logistics!

Together: students, teachers and logistics are a lucky family!

Student: Logistics!

Logistics: What's the matter? (Tianjin dialect)

Student: How much do you earn a year?

Logistics: Oh, don't worry!

Student: Why doesn't the price drop and the quality improve?

Logistics: Oh, I want to earn!

Student: I won't stop until I'm full!

Logistics: a board, look at 44!

Together: students, teachers and logistics are a lucky family!

Logistics, Master: Students!

Student: Huh?

Logistics, Master: Why don't I make money when it falls from the sky?

Student: Be kind!

Logistics, Master: It's always my way to be short of two catties!

That's good.