Humorous and pleasing sentences

Everyone has humorous sentences that praise beauty and love beauty. When you meet beautiful people, you always want to boast. Praise the beauty of women. There are many humorous classic quotations worth learning by boys. Let's share some humorous and pleasing sentences.

Humorous and beautiful sentence 1 1, full of sadness and illness. Tears a little, breath slightly.

2. You are very generous, very ladylike.

3, more than thirteen, cardamom first in early February. The spring breeze travels ten miles along Yangzhou Road, and you never know when you will roll up the bead curtain. Affectionate but always ruthless, I feel proud when I can't laugh. The candle on the table lit the heart, and it also saw the parting; You see, it shed tears for us and flowed to the morning.

4. There are beauties in the south, such as peaches and plums in Hua Rong.

5, hands are soft, skin is like jelly, collar is like salamander, teeth are like rhinoceros, nodding your head, smiling skillfully, and looking forward to it.

6, weak bones can not boast of abundant wings, and the group is calm and calm. Who could sleep on Peng Island in the past? Hu Xuanzang danced in all directions.

7. Looking at the lost fish and geese, San Xiao is shy in the mirror.

8. Pak Lei's face is pale, and her waist is quiet and beautiful, and her actions are like weak willows. Bright eyes and white teeth, soft skin, curved eyebrows with willow leaves, jade bone with ice muscles, and a fairy descending from the earth, are beautiful.

9. For our boys and girls, poor little baby, it's too small to know where the capital is.

10, beauty-Li He, gorgeous as a hibiscus flower.

You are a butterfly among flowers and a bud among lilies. No matter what clothes you wear, you are always so dignified and beautiful.

12, it is easier to seek priceless treasures than to have lovers.

13, you are a bit like the moon in the sky, and also like the twinkling stars. It's a pity that I'm not a poet, or you'll write 10 thousand poems to describe your beauty.

14, I only care about your appearance, otherwise I would have broken up with you.

15, if it's Zhi Tao in three spring, it's chrysanthemum in nine autumn.

16, Chai Jing didn't lose the short skirt, and took out all the gold to play with drunkards. The full moon in Yun He is full of fun, so why did you want to be a phoenix?

17, tell me, where do you live? Near here, next to the fishing pond? .

18, you, like a green plum, exude a long fragrance in the rainy season in the south of the Yangtze River.

19, Embroidered Lotus smiled and leaned against Baoya Duck's sweet cheeks, and her eyes were guessed. Laugh, laugh, San Xiao pour out my heart.

20. The clothes and sleeves are short and long, and they jump vertically on the jade bed. It's good to carve a boat with cypress wood, but who is tired of the east wall?

2 1, faint blue fragrance, footsteps lingering in the corner of the mountain. So how can you suddenly jump and travel and play? Leaning on the left, leaning on the laurel flag on the right. I'm busy with my wrist, and I use the mysterious wisdom of turbulent wrasse.

22, the face is as red as a lotus, and the skin is solidified.

23. Your hair is really beautiful, especially the smell that makes me feel trance. It's your own smell.

24. Fine fiber hands, snow and wrists are exposed.

25, there is no future! Beauty is pleasing to the eye! The beauty of the country! Surprised for the world!

26. Zhao Yan has many beautiful women, and this beautiful woman is Yan Ruyu. Beauty is beauty, and her face is like a hibiscus flower. Take care of the city first, then the country.

27, the geese have stayed fragrant and old, and the dreams are vaguely lost.

28. You are like a soft cloud floating around in front of my eyes. Your beautiful and elegant face is rippling with a beautiful smile like spring. I can always capture your serenity, enthusiasm, wisdom and sensitivity in your big bright eyes.

29. The way you smile is the most touching. Two thin lips are smiling, long eyes are smiling, and the two dimples on your cheek are also smiling.

30. Beauty leaves the blue room at dawn and folds in front of the mirror.

3 1, open your eyes for two seconds, and then say with an embarrassed smile, I'm sorry, I was rude.

32. Moss is a cage system and cassia twig is a cage hook. There is a bun on the head and a bright moon in the ear. Xiang Qi is the lower skirt, and Zi Qi is the upper skirt.

33. There are peerless and independent beauties in the north. Take care of the city first, then the country.

34. In the old days, the women's wall came late at night.

35. Su E, a young woman, is cold-resistant. She fights in the mid-month frost.

36. She is wearing a bright yellow flowing long skirt, her hair is covered like a waterfall, and there is a faint smile on her elegant face.

How beautiful she is, opening the pearly window sash, how quietly she leans against it, and how troubled her forehead is! You can see the bright tears on her face now, but not the man she loves deeply.

38. A graceful girl is ashamed and has no worries about her years.

39. I saw her oval face, quite handsome, and her age seemed to be one or two years younger than him.

40. The orange suit is naturally open, revealing red and white sweaters and lake blue tights, which set off slender legs, which are both sloppy and beautiful.

4 1, who is like Han Palace? The poor swallow leans against her new makeup.

42. The jade cicada and the golden finch are inserted in three layers, with emerald green. The spring breeze was blown to the ground at the dance, so don't give a comb when you come back.

43. From a distance, I looked at your back. Your black hair tied behind your head with a big red ribbon is like a waterfall pouring down from a mountain stream at the foot of a quiet mountain.

44. Your hair is really beautiful, especially the smell makes me feel trance.

45. Embroidered hibiscus smiles, leans against the fragrant cheeks of precious ducks, and surmises.

46, hired 13 people, cardamom was the first in early February. Dongfeng Shili Yangzhou Road is not as good as rolling bead curtains.

47. The beauty is not old, first broken, leaning on the fumigation cage and sitting in the Ming Dynasty.

48, the king is exhausted, how can I live!

49. There are two kinds of girls who are the cutest in the world. One is beautiful. One is smart, and you are a smart and beautiful girl.

50, your face, so white, curved eyebrows, so slender; Watery eyes, so bright!

5 1, you have a great figure and can be a model.

52, handsome eyebrows, eager to fly, the true color of literature and art, forget the customs.

53. I have been afraid to look at you again for fear of breaking the dogma.

54, the mouth does not point but contains Dan, and the eyebrows are horizontal without drawing.

55. When the wind blew your hair dry, I was simply fascinated: in the shiny shawl soft hair, in the faint eyebrows, in the clear eyes, you are so beautiful!

56. The splendor of wearing Luo clothes is the splendor of Yao Bi. Wear jade jewelry and embellish pearls to show off your figure. To practice a long journey of writing is to drag the fog lightly.

57. I like your smile and look at you quietly. My sadness flew away like a cloud.

58, the beautiful man rolled the bead curtain, how quiet she leans, how troublesome her brow is! You may see bright tears on her cheeks now, who doesn't hate it.

59. If a light cloud comes out of a hole, it carries a beauty as slowly and gracefully as a weak willow.

I can see your nobility from your words and your beauty from your manners.

6 1, step by step according to the song, new makeup by the candle, Xu Lai Turning over Festival, went to the wrong place.

62. If the West Lake is to be compared to the West Lake, heavy makeup and light makeup are always appropriate.

63. The flower heart must have been twisted and dizzy like a spell.

64, the heart is dry, and the disease is not as good as the west.

65. You are beautiful, as beautiful as a hibiscus, which makes people shine. Your beautiful appearance and decent manners will fascinate every man who meets you.

66. Now go directly to the Milky Way, to the home of Penny and the Weaver Girl.

67. On Tanabata, watch Bixiao tonight and cross the river bridge with the cowherd and the weaver girl.

68. Strong women in business don't know how to hate their country, but they still sing backyard flowers across the river.

69. Petunia and Weaver Girl face each other from a distance, and you are alone in the river beam.

70. Although you are slender and petite, you speak softly, but you are very powerful. This is a real spiritual beauty!

7 1, beauty shutter door, and how quiet she leans, how troublesome her brow is! You may see bright tears on her cheeks now, but not the man she loves deeply. That woman is about twenty-seven or eight years old, graceful and beautiful.

72. He Nai depicts no salt, and history is abrupt.

73. As bright as Yun Zheyue, as fluttering as the wind and snow.

74. She is uniquely beautiful and elegant, and has a light spirit. Her skin is delicate, her expression is carefree, her eyes are looking forward to it, her cheeks are smiling, her words are not unpleasant, her breath is weak, and she has endless tenderness.

75. If she just turns her head and smiles, there are a hundred spells, and the powder and paint of the six palaces disappear without a trace.

Humorous and beautiful sentence 2 1, I can see your nobility from your speech and your' comeliness' from your manners.

The traffic accident just now was all because of you!

You'd better hurry at the intersection crossing the road, or there will be traffic jams!

4. Waterfall-like long hair, elegant dress, standard oval face and smart almond eyes.

5, that kind of steady and dignified temperament, no matter how naughty people see you, they will be careful.

Actually, the first time I saw you was in a photo. In the photo, you are holding your chin and staring thoughtfully. That tenderness, that beauty, that charm, let me unforgettable for a long time.

Would you please not appear in the street often? Otherwise traffic accidents will increase.

8. You walked into the living room from the outside with a bunch of laughter and casually wore a red sweatshirt. It was so beautiful and passionate.

9. Your elegant manners, charming and beautiful appearance, charming and decent manners and elegant and generous speech left a deep impression on me from the beginning.

10, you are a bit like the moon in the sky and a twinkling star. It's a pity that I'm not a poet, or you'll write 10 thousand poems to describe your beauty.

Funny and beautiful words are the latest.

1. Angels registered the beauties in the world and sent them to God for reading. After reading it, God ordered: Send a message to the kindest, most capable, smartest and most beautiful woman! Let her be young, happy and beautiful forever!

You are like a soft cloud floating around in front of my eyes, and your beautiful face is rippling with a beautiful smile like spring. In your big bright eyes, I can always capture your serenity, your enthusiasm, your intelligence and your sensitivity.

I found you at a glance in the stream of people. I dare not say that you are the most beautiful among them, but I dare say that you are the best among them. That delicate figure, elegant and charming manner, especially that raven hair, has an indescribable charm.

4, the eyebrows are not traced like distant mountains, and the lips are not painted with sand.

5. The skin is soft and delicate, and the bones are symmetrical. Embroidered gold and silver silk unicorn in late spring.

6, peerless beauty. Stunning beauty Brilliant as spring flowers.

7. Gorgeous and beautiful. Gorgeous for a while. Gorgeous and beautiful. It's fragrant and dazzling.

8, the sleeves are fragrant, and the red cockroaches are in the autumn smoke.

9. Female imitators are singers and musicians are complacent.

10, osmanthus flow tile, go, Su E wants to go down.

1 1, send a voice to ask Sainan, only geese fly every year.

12, Lotus Fairy. Bright and dignified. Bright and enchanting. Facing the lotus.

13, looks like a fairy. It's beautiful. Thick peaches and bright plums Fall in love with this country

14, you are so beautiful, like a lyric poem. You are full of girlish innocence and youthful elegance. What impressed me most was your clear eyes like a lake, and your long flashing eyelashes. I like asking, caring and greeting.

15, you are like a soft cloud floating in front of my eyes, and your beautiful and elegant face is rippling with a beautiful smile like spring. In your big bright eyes, I can always capture your serenity, your enthusiasm, your intelligence and your sensitivity.

16, the way you smile is the most touching. Two thin lips are smiling, long eyes are smiling, and the two dimples on your cheek are also smiling.

17, you'd better cross the road quickly, or there will be traffic jams!

18, if I use a word to describe my feelings for you, I think it is sincere.

19, I will ask you more when I have the opportunity. Everything you say will benefit me for life. In my impression, you are a person full of energy and charm.

20. When the wind blew your hair dry, I was simply fascinated: in the shiny shawl soft hair, in the faint eyebrows, in the clear eyes like water … you are so beautiful!

Humorous and beautiful sentence 3 1, you are simply a miracle of human aesthetics.

2. Send me the latest selfie. I want to change the wallpaper.

3. How did you grow up like this? It fits all my imagination.

Today, I danced a waltz for your appearance.

5. Let's practice P-chart skills again. Not as good as me at all.

6. Is it a mixed-race child? That kind of beauty mixed with fairy gas.

7. This face can be exchanged for 300 years of peace in the ancient frontier!

8. I really convinced you, a fairy who sinks fish and falls wild goose.

9. My brother is as beautiful as a flower, and I play my beloved pipa.

10, very nice. Her mother opened the door to beauty. It's beautiful.

1 1, you performed so well, and there was a lot of pressure together!

12, sister, it's a little beautiful, but it doesn't have to be so perfect.

13, only your smile embedded with pear vortex is the most beautiful idol in my eyes.

14, it's so beautiful, you have the beauty of closing the moon! !

15, people love each other, flowers bloom and fall, and cars have a flat tire. Immortals are also obsessed.

16, you are like a petal covered with dew, bringing fragrance to my space.

17, are you lonely sometimes? You are the only outstanding person in the world!

18. There is only one person in my life who makes my life so beautiful and magical, and that is you, my love.

19, you don't have to have a bunch of lips and two rows of teeth, but your speech should be elegant and refined, witty and funny.

If you don't think you are beautiful, just look into my eyes and you will find how beautiful you are.