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Classic joke: Chinese in the fifth grade.
Dad: Son, how was the mid-term exam?
Son: Math 40, Chinese 60, total 100.
Dad: I got good grades in my "General" class. We should work harder on math and Chinese in the future!
two
Dad: Sometimes, a stupid person's question will make a very smart person unable to answer it. Think about it, son Have you ever been in such a situation?
Son: Sorry, Dad, I can't answer your question.
three
A father saw his son fighting with someone else's children. He angrily picked up the children and hit them, scolding them while hitting them:
Hit people at an early age, and I'll kill you today!
The son screamed in pain and begged for mercy over and over again. Father asked angrily:
Do you still dare to hit people?
The son cried and answered:
I dare not fight now. I will fight when I grow up to be a father.
four
Dad has a polygraph. He asked his son, how was your math performance today?
Son: A. The polygraph rang. Dad was very angry and shouted, I got an A at school.
Then the polygraph went off.
five
Xiaomei said to Xiaoming next door, I got a zero today.
Xiaoming: Me too.
Xiaomei: So … will the teacher think that we are cheating each other? !
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