The joke of sparkling tea eggs

1, love tea, tearfully spent 30,000 yuan to buy a catty of tea, but the next day my daughter-in-law used it to cook tea eggs. I hated it so much that I raised my hand angrily and slapped her. Can such cheap tea make tea eggs? ! ?

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2. Three quotation marks:? Boss/this tea egg money/I'll pay for her?

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There is an old lady who sells tea eggs. The first time, she sold more than half of the tea eggs in the pot, and the second time, she sold the remaining half of the tea eggs. Now there are 1 tea eggs left in the pot. How many suites does this old lady have in the city?

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Suddenly, a big man came out of the grass, which scared Xiaomei into a cold sweat. Han just said: robbery ... The voice did not fall,

Xiaomei swallowed all three tea eggs in her hand in one breath.

The big fellow went on to say, sister ... can you tell me how to get to Block B of Garden Square?

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5. Yesterday, at the class reunion, we drank some wine, and everyone praised how they were doing.

When it was my turn, I said quietly: Forget it. I won't talk about it if I'm having a bad life. ?

The students are determined, and I can't help it. I have to take out a tea egg from my pocket to show my net worth, and then what? I became the protagonist of the party, and my classmates asked me how I got rich.

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6. I want to marry you. You said you wanted a room. I didn't speak. I quietly worked hard to make money and bought a suite. Later, you said you wanted to have a car, but I still didn't say anything. I made money silently and bought a car.

Now you fucking tell me there are tea eggs? Sorry, I can't afford to get married.

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After thinking for a long time, I finally made up my mind to let my local friends bring me back a legendary one? Tea eggs? , so excited! It's the first time I've seen this high-end and high-end thing. Do I need to peel it when I eat it? How much eloquence do you want to eat? Is it better to use forks or chopsticks? Do you want to wear a suit to show off? How about standing and sitting? Do you want to tip the waiter? Can I still pay off this egg in my life? !

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8. The old lady selling tea eggs passed by the bridge and accidentally overturned, and the tea eggs fell into the river. At this time, the river god took out a car full of silver eggs and asked, Is it yours? The old lady shook her head.

The river god took out another car full of golden eggs and asked? Is it yours? The old lady shook her head again.

The river god said:? Honest mortal, you have passed the test of God, and I have decided to give you all the golden eggs and silver eggs. ?

The old lady swore: Fuck you! The crashed car is much more expensive than this! ?

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