Humorous joke: "Poof! ! A sip of water almost choked me to death.

Going out shopping with my mother's parents, I saw a very thin girl with a particularly good figure and white and thin thighs! So I said enviously, "I want to lose weight and thin my legs like that." So my mother said, don't think about it, your bones are thicker than others' legs ... Bye! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

How many cows did you let go when you were a child? How many people put cows in the river to swim? I am the one who drove the cow to swim in the river, and the cow ate a big piece of rice and then his clothes were confiscated by the owner of the valley. I went back naked that day and was beaten. . . .

Father and son are playing hide-and-seek in the park. The child is five or six years old. The father hid his son to find it, but the child didn't find it. After more than an hour, the child's crying alarmed the tourists and the police came. At this time, the dumbfounded scene appeared, and the child's father emerged from the lotus pond with a reed pole in his mouth.

There is a couple in our class who do almost everything together every day. The man sits in the upper left corner of the classroom and the woman sits in the lower right corner. On this day, the teacher pulled the woman up to answer the question, but she looked at her boyfriend ... I said weakly: Sister, look at your boyfriend, you don't know the answer, he didn't write the answer on his face. ...

My cousin got married yesterday (in the countryside). At the end of the party, I heard firecrackers and laughter outside. I ran out and saw a man in the smoke, screaming and jumping up, holding his head, and somehow wrapped a whip around his leg. The man went straight to the fish pond not far away and jumped in. I limped to work today because my father laughed the loudest when he saw me getting wet.

I went out to play on holiday and met a couple when I bought water. The man kept clinging to the woman, whispering in his ear and admiring me until the woman couldn't bear to say to the man, "You're finished. A man named Qiuhua of Laozi poked you into a sunflower." What do you want? " Poof! ! A sip of water almost choked me to death.