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Constellation man who professes with jokes

Liars in love, the more they like you, the more they like playing tricks on your horoscope. What are the constellations? Love should be sweet and romantic. I believe many people are looking forward to meeting someone who loves themselves and insists on themselves before falling in love. Every time they watch a youth idol drama, they imagine all kinds of romantic scenes. But reality is usually "cruel". The man riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, but also a Tang priest. A silent person is not necessarily a sleeping beauty, but also a dwarf before plastic surgery.

12 constellation, there are four constellations that can be called evil coffee in love. The more they feel about you, the more they like to play tricks on you. Every time you get angry, they coax you into saying goodbye. Next, let's see who's with Bian Xiao!

1 Aries Aries is simply a good play. Its performance is intense, and its emotions are rich, which Xia Qing Yu Man can't match. When Aries likes you, he will never talk to you two. Aries will send you all kinds of funny pictures and laugh at you on a large scale. When someone else's boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to watch a TV series and have a romantic date, Aries will let you play games, bungee jump and take you to the street to eat dark dishes.

In short, if you want to find a delicate, reserved and quiet boyfriend or girlfriend, please avoid Aries. But it is this little friend who makes you angry and funny, and you will find that you can't live without Aries more and more in the hustle and bustle. We all know that there are really too many ways to love. The expression of love may not be important, the most important thing is the person who loves.

2 Libra If Libra is a strange thing, it is estimated that half of people will resist it and half will apply it. Libra has its own natural sense of pride, and can neither refuse nor agree with people who don't like it very much, but can only hold it slowly.

In front of the person you love, you never show your love. Libra will always stick to you and happen to you, but it will make you unable to catch it. When you think that the relationship between you two can develop into love, Libra begins to be indifferent to itself again. If you think Libra will find some sweet words for you in the process of communication, you will probably be disappointed. Being with Libra may be tiring, but you just don't want to leave him. Perhaps this is the infinite charm of Libra!

3 Virgo Virgo is almost a harsh essence. Virgo is notoriously harsh, from food, clothing, housing and transportation to personal hobbies, Virgo will pick it all over. If you have a Virgo girlfriend or boyfriend, you must have experienced Virgo's love for yourself at the beginning of love. But gradually you will find that Virgo is always very picky. Today I say you dress like an old lady, tomorrow I say your cooking is dog food, and I blame you for playing games every day, but you don't know how to accompany you.

The wonderful thing about Virgo is that it is not important to be harsh on your partner. The wonderful thing about Virgo is that once you are harsh on a sick person, you will never let yourself go. But don't think Virgo is so demanding, but it is cruel to you. On the surface, I hate it, but inside, it's real.

4 Sagittarius is in love? What is that thing? For a veteran player, Sagittarius has been pursuing freedom and freedom all his life. Love is a game. Sagittarius's favorite thing is to gossip with the other half. Sagittarius loves to play tricks on people. The more he loves you, the more he wants to make you tired.

A Sagittarius friend Bian Xiao knows can be said to have turned the joke to no bottom line. He wakes up his girlfriend with smelly socks every morning, says disgusting things when his girlfriend enjoys food, and coughs with phlegm when kissing. In the face of such a Sagittarius, Bian Xiao's appearance is really incredible and unheard of. In order not to be rejected, avoid such people! Sagittarius is joking, there must be a bottom line!

Conclusion There must be a certain limit and bottom line in communicating with friends or getting along with lovers, joking or being harsh. Emotionally, too. You can play games and joke occasionally, but you must know whether the other person is just like a joke or really boring, and you don't have to make love a joke in a joke!