Looking for stupid jokes

One day, Xiao Hong, Xiao Ming's deskmate, forgot to bring her eraser and said to Xiao Ming. "Xiao Ming, lend me your eraser." Xiao Ming won't lend it to him even if he dies. Xiaohong said, will you die if you lend me an eraser? So Xiao Ming lent him his eraser, and then Xiao Ming died.

Joke 2:

One person came to interview three penguins. He asked the first penguin. What do you usually like to do? Penguin said; Eat, sleep and play. He asked the second penguin, what do you usually like to do? Penguin said, eat, sleep and play Dongdong. He asked the third penguin, what do you usually like to do? Penguin said: Eat, sleep. The man asked; Why are you different from other penguins? The penguin replied, because I am that thing!

Joke 3

There is a puffer fish. He swam to the sea, so he became a dolphin.