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Reiko Kobayakawa and Da Chun have been friends for almost three years, but Reiko Kobayakawa never said that he would marry Da Chun. Da Chun felt very sad to see his brothers and sisters who grew up together getting married and having children. Every time I was told that I was sitting with money, Dachun was particularly sad. When can I get my money back? Although there is not much money, every time you pay a few hundred dollars, there are thousands of dollars spilled.

Da Chun knew that Reiko Kobayakawa had been talking about the reason for getting married: the house.

This is not to say that Reiko Kobayakawa doesn't want to marry Da Chun. Da Chun people are good-looking and honest. The key is to be kind to her, but the conditions at home are too bad. Da Chun's parents are farmers, so are Reiko Kobayakawa's parents. Their families are almost the same, except that Da Chun's parents gave birth to two sons, while Reiko Kobayakawa's parents gave birth to two daughters.

Times are changing, and people's ideas are also changing. In the past, in rural areas, anyone who only gave birth to daughters but not sons would be ridiculed as dormant account. But now, conversely, anyone who gave birth to two daughters will be the envy of the people, while those who gave birth to sons will be regarded as poor households. Of course, the changes are not limited to these. People have also stipulated various conditions for marriage: no marriage without a car, no marriage without a house, no marriage without three golds and three twos ..... The house here is certainly not a spacious quadrangle in the countryside, but a residential building in the city.

I don't know when it started. Rural people are keen on buying houses in the city. Real estate developers are probably aware of this, and the soaring housing prices cannot last long. Liancheng people complain that house prices are being pushed up because rural people buy houses in cities.

Da Chun works in a private company in the city with a monthly salary of 3,000 yuan, which is very rare. Because there is no room in the city and it is far from home, I negotiated with my parents and bought a white Dongfeng Shen Feng AX7 with a loan. As for why you bought a car, there are many reasons: it is convenient for you to use it yourself. One of them is that no modern means of transportation at home will be laughed at these days, and you can't get a wife without a car! In short, there are many reasons to buy a car. Da Chun also has his own plan, that is, it is decent to drive when he is with Reiko Kobayakawa, and the last idea is to earn some pocket money after work.

Da Chun also has a younger brother who goes to high school. There are many places to spend money in the future. Da Chun's father agreed to buy a car for his son. Although he paid a 50% down payment, there was almost no savings at home. But after buying a car, the conditions for my son to marry his wife have been met, and the next goal is to buy a house in the city.

After the Spring Festival, Da Chun's father confidently wanted to work in a construction site in Beijing. To tell the truth, the family is not happy this Spring Festival, because the son is one year older and the daughter-in-law has not married home. This is a heart attack! Family heart disease.

Da Chun drove his father to the railway station in that white Dongfeng Shen Feng car. Before leaving, Da Chun's father said, "Son, you have to buy a house and sell iron in the city this year, and you must marry Zi Ling home at the end of the year."

Da Chun nodding, looking at his father's sideburns white hair straight want to cry. He secretly made up his mind to spend less time dating Reiko Kobayakawa and more time making money.

Time always flies. In the blink of an eye, the wheat is almost ripe. Mother Da Chun looked at the wheat growing well in the field and said to Da Chun, "This year is a good harvest."

Da Chun and his mother are very happy, not only because the wheat grows well, but also because the wheat is harvested. Da Chun's father is going home.

Dragon Boat Festival is Reiko Kobayakawa's birthday, and Da Chun specially reserved a seat for Reiko Kobayakawa's birthday at Taihe Building in Jinjie. Da Chun also brought Sheraton's fruitcake and a big bouquet of roses. Reiko Kobayakawa wept with joy and said, "Da Chun, I will definitely marry you this year!"

On the way home, Da Chun's cell phone rang, and I saw that the phone number was his father's. Da Chun answered happily. After shouting "Dad", the car suddenly flashed and almost turned into a ditch on the side of the road. Reiko Kobayakawa's face changed with fear.

That night, Da Chun went to Beijing and took the high-speed train.

Half a month later, Da Chun came back from Beijing accompanied by Da Chun's father, who was put in an urn and, of course, a bank card with 500,000 RMB.

Three days later, Da Chun's father was buried. On the night of burial, Da Chun burned a 20-story paper building for his father. Da Chun said, "Dad, you can live in the building over there."

Before the end of the year, Da Chun Ling He went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get a marriage certificate. Da Chun put a small red notebook on the table in front of his father's portrait, and there was a pink note inside-a receipt for the down payment on the house.

Da Chun said: "Dad, don't worry, you have a house and a wife."

About the author:

Xiao, female, pen name Zhezhe, from Dingzhou, Hebei. The dialogue novel "Deception" and "Conan's Dream" won the second prize and the third prize respectively.