Funny crosstalk lines (preferably shorter)

A: Our family is a braggart!

B: Our family is still a braggart major!

A: Our family boasts that we don't pay taxes.

B: We don't pay for bragging!

A: I'm not bragging. I have to go to the toilet since I was born.

B: Climb?

A: Who was born to crawl?

Z: Then how can I get there?

A: The bed will be used as a toilet!

B: It's called bed wetting!

A: I will run in three months.

B: that must be a freak ~

A: My mother will go to work in three months. I have to run from grandma's house to grandma's house.

B: Just run!

Brief introduction to the content of "braggart"

The boaster tells the story of crosstalk art with a long history. It is a treasure in the treasure house of traditional art in China, and it is a precious recording preserved by china national radio, which embodies the wisdom and sweat of several generations of crosstalk writers, actors and directors.

This series contains the essence of crosstalk art in the prosperous broadcasting period, bringing the outstanding works of crosstalk art with bright colors and original leaves to your ears, playing them in the form of FLASH, giving people a refreshing feeling, and enjoying more fun while listening to the pictures.