Humorous reasons for leaving the company

1. The factory is small and there are few girls, so it is difficult to pick up girls.

I feel sad that I can't build a new China, so I want to resign.

Boss, your menopause is too long. I'll leave if it doesn't leave.

Boss, my weak body can't keep up with your lofty ideals.

It's very tiring to open the closet every morning and think about what to wear today.

6. I can't see the way home after the night shift

7. My breasts are too big to fit.

8. I'm afraid that staying with you for another year will accomplish nothing like you.

9. My cat is going to have a baby.

10. I feel that I have earned too much and it is not worth the price.

1 1. My mother won't let me do this.

12. I want to go to the movies with my girlfriend at work.

13. I can't stand two female bosses in Leo.

14. Because Yang of the company is too heavy, I decided to find another job.

15. Sitting in a chair all day will make your ass bigger and your abdomen bloated, which is very unsightly.

16. My feet stink, for fear of affecting my colleagues' working mood.

17. I feel very depressed because the motherland is not unified!

Reason for resignation: I gained 24 pounds and wanted to go home to lose weight.

Reason for resignation: it's too cold in winter to get up!

Reason for resigning: My breasts are too big to hold.

Reason for resignation: The company can't live without me, so I want to try.

Reason for resignation: The world is so big that I want to see it.

Reason for resignation: I volunteered to go undercover in the opposite company for the benefit of the company.

Reason for resignation: the boss looks like his ex-girlfriend, and it's not me but the world that is wrong.

Reason for resignation: there is no wifi in the office, so I have no pursuit in my life. I went after it.

Reason for resignation: I feel guilty because my salary is too high. I don't think I deserve it. ...

Reason for resignation: It is customary to change jobs every six months.

Reason for resignation: there is no delicious takeaway near the office building.

Reason for Resignation: When I get old, I don't know. I just have an empty photo album and a wrinkled wallet. I'm leaving.

Reason for resignation: Let go of the policy, resign and go home to recuperate and have another baby.