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Suddenly gain weight and send humorous quotations in the circle of friends (60)

Suddenly gained weight, and sent humorous quotations in the circle of friends-1. It's just a little distance, and I'll be able to roll over soon.

Don't ask me where I come from. My hometown is far away. I can't go back, because I'm losing weight. Good friends, let's cheer together!

3. Life is like this, one wave is unsettled, and another wave rises. Treat allergies in spring and oils in summer, treat alopecia in autumn and dryness in winter, remove acne and wrinkle less, and then fight obesity all your life.

It's not that we fat people are too fat, but that you thin people are malnourished.

People get fat in middle age, and when it comes to losing weight, it's on the top!

6. "Inclusive woman" refers to me.

No one can help you, you can only rely on yourself. If you don't want me to call you fat, don't eat when you are hungry, drink water and sleep!

8. I want to go home by wind, but I'm afraid I won't be weighed.

9. Fat people's greatest happiness is to get fat after eating too much.

10. Fat people are not eligible to eat! You must lose weight.

1 1. You feed me and eat hard. Nobody wants you when you are fat. You are mine and I want you.

12. Fat people can't beat others, but they can't run away. Naturally, they have a good temper. Open-minded, cheerful, easy-going and carefree are all descriptions of our fat people.

13. Fatso's helplessness: the small shirt is clear at a glance.

14. I was thin last year, and I still feel fat. No one can stop me if I am not pleasing to the eye.

15. Love to eat is also an art. Don't stop me from pursuing art because of obesity.

16. If you sell me by the catty, I can still maintain Wang Sicong.

17. to lose weight, sometimes it's not that you can't control your mouth, but that you don't have a scale in your heart.

18. Obesity is the pain of breathing. It rolls back and forth in the blood. It hurts to regret not losing weight, it hurts to hate not dieting, and it hurts the most to lose weight.

19. People who are not fat say that they are fat every day, and those who are really fat are numb.

20. I'm still not fat this winter, but I'm three pounds fatter than in October.

I suddenly gained weight and sent humorous quotations to my circle of friends 2 2 1. The most repulsive thing in the world is your flesh and blood. No matter how you ignore it, it will still leave you!

22. Fat man, he wants to help his stomach and oil. He looks for food and drink every day, asks in the pregnancy hospital, and loses weight during pregnancy.

23. My pants have shrunk again. ...

24. I just wait for the arrival of winter and freeze those thin papers to death. . .

25. Fat people are mortal, or heavier than Mount Tai, or Huashan, or Hengshan, or Himalayan.

26. I think I am fat during the day, and I will continue to eat on the sofa at night, because this is the last freedom!

27. getting fat last year's skirt was too tight this year, and today's appetite is less than yesterday's.

28. When I was fat, there was no one who disliked me. I will repay you well when I lose weight.

29. Fat people are not qualified to eat! Wait till you lose weight.

30. We are fat people, obese people with overnutrition. It doesn't hurt to eat less!

3 1. I suddenly found myself getting fatter and fatter, and my stomach was so big that I really wanted to lose weight.

32. Your clothes have shrunk a little.

33. This year's achievement, I gained 20 pounds and my stomach swelled, which unlocked the greasy middle-aged man in advance.

34. The same is true of the beautiful collarbone, and the interesting stomach bounces.

35. I told myself that I couldn't get any fatter. If you can't control your body, how can you control your life?

36. It would be nice if the weight could exceed 100 minus 20.

37. Looking down at your own meat is really gentle.

38. People who can't control their mouths should not make a fuss about losing weight! Serve you right! Fat man!

39. oh, my god If you can't make me thin! Just make my friend fat!

40. It is not terrible for people to gain weight, but they are afraid of being fat and being uneducated!

Suddenly gained weight, and sent humorous quotations in a circle of friends 3 4 1 I am not fat, I am cute and swollen.

42. My three shortcomings are: being fat; Fat; I can't lose that much!

43. You hugged me gently from behind, and your hands couldn't close properly.

44. Chinese New Year is terrible! Years ago, he was as light as a swallow and vigorous. After a few years, everyone gained weight.

45. The chubby meat is dripping, and it's almost greased.

46. If I'm thin, I can't get fat if I eat five meals a day. Now I have gained weight. Eating only one meal a day is too difficult for me to lose weight.

47. At this moment, the door was pushed open and a fat man came in. Turned out to be a butcher.

48. Give me three months. I will become two me and reappear in front of you at this moment.

49. Fat women like to wear dark green sweatshirts and pants. They stood there like mailboxes.

50. People are dumbfounded because they are fat, but I am angry because I am thin.

5 1. I have gained weight since I went to work 16 kg. In someone's words, I have two chins.

52. It is said that people are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat. Hehe, right.

53. Don't call others rude just because they have gained a little weight!

54. My three shortcomings are: first, I am fat; Second, fat; Third, so the fat can't be reduced!

55. Looking at old photos, I have to say that years have made pig feed fat and ugly. Of course, I didn't expect me to get worse.

56. Thanks to being a fat man, he can pinch his stomach when he is sad.

57. Only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.

58. I seem to have eaten a little more clothes, and it has gained weight regardless of my feelings!

59. Fitness is hard, but it's great to have a healthy and beautiful figure, and it's terrible to be fat, but it's great to gain weight.

60. My fatness is temporary, and your shortness is lifelong.

Talking about sixty humorous feelings of getting fat in a circle of friends

Talk about the humorous mood of getting fat in the circle of friends? Article 1 1. Didn't you just gain weight yesterday? How can you gain weight today!

2. In the sinking years, only fat is with you.

3. Fat people want to be thin so much, and people who are too thin want to gain weight so much, so let their dreams come true, okay?

If you think I am fat, I will lose weight. If you say I'm not beautiful, I'll get dressed. However, I am thin and beautiful, will I still be with you? It's not that I'm too vain You taught me.

5. The New Year is terrible! Years ago, he was as light as a swallow and vigorous. After a few years, everyone gained weight.

Too fat breeds laziness, and lazy people will be abandoned by the world.

7. If you eat too much sugar, you will gain weight again. This is not fat, it is thick!

8. Losing weight is always the second most important thing in life. The first important thing is to eat and drink well!

Recently, many friends said that I was fat, which made me think: How can I have so many friends? Do I have too many friends?

10. I told myself that I couldn't get any fatter. How can you control your life if you can't even control your body?

1 1. The fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.

12. The camera angle is really important. I accidentally shot myself short and fat.

13. I heard that being slightly fat is the best figure. Is this your dish? This is almost empty! I think it's okay!

14. Eating fat, whether talking about environmental protection or democracy, seems unconvincing.

15. "Inclusive woman" refers to me.

16. Sometimes I feel that everything is quite boring, especially after putting on a lot of weight.

17. I am so hungry that I can only beat my stomach with my fist to help me export my hunger.

18. I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a fat life.

19. A fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be read all his life.

20. No wonder you can't lose weight.

Talking about Fat Humor in a circle of friends Part II 2 1. Being fat means being fat, and it's futile to change your hairstyle.

22. I'm just curious about the world of fat people. I went for a walk and got lost.

23. The speed visible to the naked eye becomes fat. Every time I go out to eat, I'm embarrassed to say I'm fat. It's too difficult.

24. With you, my heart can no longer hold others. After all, you have gained weight.

25. I'm still lamenting the small waist in those days. Look at it now. I hate it in my spare time.

I can't marry you. Because what I carry is different from ordinary people.

27. The meat around the neck is covered layer by layer, just like overlapping waves.

28. Give me back my increasingly fat collarbone and legs.

29. My face is fat several times, and I feel blessed when I look at it, trying to make my life more complete.

30. I was going to thin into a lightning bolt this year and light up your eyes; As a result, fat becomes a nut wall, blocking your view.

3 1. I bought a pair of trousers last year, but it has become shorter this year. Then my dad said that my pants were lengthened and shortened because I gained weight.

32. Every woman who fails to lose weight for a long time has a girlfriend who has been fat for many years.

33. If I really can't lose weight, let me grow taller!

As long as you are thin, everything is omnipotent. If you are fat, everything is useless.

35. The child is getting fatter and cuter.

36. Don't call others rude just because they are a little fatter!

37. clothes are getting thinner and thinner recently!

I really can't allow myself to indulge any longer. When I look in the mirror, I hardly know myself. A sphere is me. This year's wish is to lose weight successfully and get rid of the bill!

39. Whether he is short or well-proportioned, hey, he is not. He has a big belly bulging around his strong waist. Someone once made fun of him, saying that he stood like a watermelon instead of a melon.

40. I suddenly found myself getting fatter and fatter, and my stomach was so big that I really wanted to lose weight.

The humorous mood in the circle of friends is probably the third one: 4 1. Fat man, he wants to help his stomach think about oil and find food and drink every day. The big hospital asked him that he was pregnant and worried about losing weight.

42. I know I will look good if I lose weight, but I can't bear to lose weight.

43. The only way to resist the cold winter is to store fat. I mean I'm getting fat again.

44. At two o'clock last night, I woke up in a dream with difficulty breathing. Maybe I've become too fat recently.

45. Whether you eat or not, what you eat will make you fat.

46. This is delicious, too. I want it, too. It's time to gain weight in the new year. It's so sad.

47. If you sell it to me by weight, I can maintain Wang Sicong.

48. People who like you will never think you are fat. People who hate you. I'm afraid you almost died of obesity.

49. No one can help you, you can only rely on yourself. If you don't want me to call you fat, don't eat when you are hungry, drink water and sleep!

50. Be thin or die. In the hedgehog world, being too fat can really endanger life.

5 1. It is said that all fat papers have one thing in common, that is, they have been touched by others. Have you ever been touched?

52. After sitting for a month, I accidentally gained weight. Fat people don't deserve collarbone.

53. It would be nice if the weight could be more than 100 minus 20.

It is impossible for a fat paper to look back and smile. It's hard to turn back. You can't laugh.

55. My three shortcomings are: first, I am fat; Second, fat; Third, so the fat can't be reduced!

56. If you are lovelorn, let yourself gain weight, because you are broad-minded and fat.

I don't know anything about magic, but I want to eat chocolate. I really don't feel fat enough.

58. People who are not fat say they are fat every day, while those who are really fat are numb.

59. I found myself a little fatter, so I bought a slim skirt to urge myself to lose weight.

60. Summer is coming! I want to lose weight, I want to lose weight, and the fruit should not gain weight.

A circle of humorous friends who are getting fatter and older.

Tigers are getting fatter and fatter, and the humorous circle of friends is a 1. One leg can't support the other when you are fat. My legs are tired.

2. The good-looking one is called green tea bitch, and mine can only be called Hulk.

Thanks to my being a fat man, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.

No one can help you, you can only rely on yourself. If you don't want me to call you fat, don't eat when you are hungry, drink water and sleep!

Ladies, don't lose weight, nature is the most beautiful. After all, people like me can't lose weight if they want to!

6. There is nothing wrong with making a fat paper, at least it can warm others.

7. I have gained weight recently. I met an old classmate. Negative energy burst. But it doesn't matter, the snow will melt eventually.

Recently, many friends say that I have gained weight, which makes me think: How can I have so many friends? Do I have too many friends?

9. What happened? Do you think you are not fat enough? Why would I order a fried string in the middle of the night?

10. My sister gave me a look and said, "Don't let the meat hear."

1 1. People who like you will never think you are fat. People who hate you. I'm afraid you almost died of obesity.

12. At that time, I felt ugly as hell. Now, I feel fat and cute, just round, with a bright smile, and everything is simple and beautiful.

13. Don't try to catch up with me. The calories you and I consume are not an order of magnitude at all.

14. I'm not fat, I'm cute.

15. It's not that we are too fat, but that you are too thin.

16. I'm already on the road to gaining weight, and I'm drifting away, but I can't turn my head.

17. If you eat too much sugar, you will gain weight again. Sister is not fat, but thick!

18. Who said I was black and fat as soon as I started school? I killed him.

19. A fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be read all his life.

20. Whoever has less belly wrinkles will not have ups and downs in life.

Tigers are getting fatter and fatter, and it's no use changing hair styles.

22. I love to overeat unconsciously, and I feel fat after I know it.

23. Every major weight loss at a turning point in life has ulterior motives.

24. clothes are getting thinner and thinner recently!

I really can't allow myself to indulge any longer. When I look in the mirror, I hardly know myself. A sphere is me. This year's wish is to lose weight successfully and get rid of the bill!

26. My face has turned into a cake, but I still comfort myself. Well, it's not like I've never lost weight.

27. I always feel particularly hungry recently. Then eat more. I thought I had gained weight.

28. I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a fat life.

29. plump and round as jade, beautiful as pearls, so beautiful that you are not fat, but beautiful.

30. Never return on the road of gaining weight every day! I have milk tea again today, and I have an appointment tonight!

3 1. I don't know any magic, but I just want to eat something chocolate. I really don't feel fat enough.

32. I found myself a little fatter, so I bought a slim skirt to urge myself to lose weight.

33. Fat for nothing, full of hope.

34. The fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.

35. Let yourself gain weight if you are lovelorn, because you are broad-minded and fat.

36. Love to eat is also an art. Don't stop me from pursuing art because of obesity.

I'm still not fat this winter, but I'm three pounds fatter than in October.

I can't marry you. Because what I carry is different from ordinary people.

39. If you can't eat at night, why are there lights in the refrigerator?

40. Whether you eat or not, what you eat will make you fat.

Tigers are getting fatter and fatter. Chapter 3 4 1. Every woman who fails to lose weight for a long time has a girlfriend who has been fat for many years.

42. I'm just curious about the world of fat people. I went for a walk and got lost.

43. You made a whole body fat filling!

It is said that all fat papers have one thing in common, that is, they have been touched by others. Have you ever been touched?

45. The epidemic is coming to an end. I don't want to eat any more midnight snacks and instant noodles. The trend of getting fat gradually is not optimistic.

46. All the bad moods come from exams, gaining weight, having no partner and being short of money.

47. Many people who can't find a partner like to blame others, such as fat strange chefs and ugly strange hairdressers!

48. You are getting fat again, so hurry up and have a beer and a piece of Sichuan-style pork to calm your nerves.

49. Fat people are not qualified to eat! Wait till you lose weight.

50. I bought a pair of trousers last year, but they are shorter this year. Then my dad said that my pants were lengthened and shortened because I gained weight.

5 1. After sitting for a month, I accidentally gained weight. Fat people don't deserve collarbone.

52. Obesity is the pain of breathing. It rolls back and forth in the blood. It hurts to regret not losing weight, to hate not dieting, and to lose weight.

53. The chubby meat is dripping and almost greased.

54. When the typhoon came, people and trees around them were blown away …

55. I cried, my face became fatter and fatter, and my limbs were still too thin. Is it like this to gain weight?

56. I feel fat after walking 1000 step without consuming the energy of a bowl of rice.

57. Women are plump when they are fat, slim when they are thin, slim when they are tall, and exquisite when they are short. Men are fat pigs, thin ribs, tall bamboo poles and short wax gourd!

58. I stand on your left, but I seem to be across the Milky Way.

59. When you passed in front of me, the Wifi signal dropped by two squares! Too fat.

60. My three shortcomings are: being fat; Fat; I can't lose that much!

Humor of Fat Men: A Collection of Friends (60 sentences)

Humor about men's gaining weight: On the circle of friends (I) 1. Bite the muscles in your cheek while eating, and suddenly realize if your face is fat.

I have gained weight for a long time, and my weight has reached the peak. I am hungry every day, but I can't lose weight.

I was so lucky that I gained weight before the price went up.

If I really can't lose weight, let me grow taller!

5. Accidentally gained another kilo, and began to eat grass next week. Look, everything is ready.

6. My face has turned into a cake, but I still comfort myself. Well, it's not like I've never lost weight.

7. Ladies, don't lose weight, nature is the most beautiful. After all, people like me can't lose weight if they want to!

8. This year's achievement, I gained 20 pounds, and my stomach bulged, unlocking the greasy middle-aged man in advance.

9. Don't lose heart. Although you don't have a recent trip, how can you still have a figure that says you will gain weight when you gain weight!

10. People who say I don't need to lose weight are bad people.

1 1. Your clothes have shrunk a little.

12. The beautiful clavicle is the same, and the interesting stomach jumps.

13. It's not that we are too fat, but that you are too thin.

14. When you are so fat, one leg can't support the other. My legs are tired.

15. Let yourself gain weight if you are lovelorn, because you are broad-minded and fat.

16. Who said I was black and fat as soon as I started school? I killed him.

17. I planned to slim down into a lightning bolt this year and light up your eyes; As a result, fat becomes a nut wall, blocking your view.

18. What kind of mentality is it to order takeout at midnight? Maybe you are not fat enough. Hold on to your fat.

19. Don't wear a red down jacket, it looks like a tomato.

20. After walking 1000, I feel fat even though I haven't consumed the energy of a bowl of rice.

Humor about men's gaining weight: On the circle of friends (2)1. With you, my heart can no longer hold others. After all, you have gained weight.

22. The person you like is thinner than you, and the person you hate is thinner than you.

23. Overeating is really a bad habit, and so is not loving sports! ! ! So now I'm fat again!

24. At that time, when I took photos, I always felt fat and had a thick waist. Watch it again. Now I have feelings for this body fat.

25. What should I do to lose weight? Forget it. Eating a meal won't make you fat.

26. I didn't like to eat when I was a child, which led to my short stature now; I love eating now, which makes me fat and short.

Hibernation is the welfare of animals, and sleeping in summer is the right of fat people.

28. Easy to raise, fleshy girls seem to be able to grow meat if they really drink water;

29. My dream at the moment. Is to become a popsicle. Hit those anxious fat people.

30. The voice of most fat people: I am willing to lose weight, and I am powerless.

3 1. For a piece of fat paper, looking back and smiling won't happen. It's hard to look back. You can't laugh.

32. I stand on your left, but it seems to be across the Milky Way.

33. Fat people want to be thin so much, and people who are too thin want to gain weight so much, so let their dreams come true, okay?

As the saying goes, muddling along will be paid off sooner or later. If you eat too much midnight snack, you will get fat sooner or later.

Many people understand "generosity" as "pregnancy".

36. A fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be read all his life.

37. People say I'm thin, but I'm not obviously fat.

38. You feed me and eat hard. Nobody wants you when you are fat. You are mine and I want you.

39. God gave me many opportunities to get fat, and I took them.

40. Losing weight is a life topic that will only be remembered when you are full.

Humor about men gaining weight Talking about friends circle (Chapter 3) 4 1. I have gained weight since I went to work 16 kg. In someone's words, I have two chins.

42. Looking at old photos, I have to say that years have made pig feed. At first I thought I was fat and ugly, but I didn't expect it to get worse.

43. What happened? Do you think you are not fat enough? Why would I order a fried string in the middle of the night?

44. My sister gave me a look and said, "Don't let the meat hear me."

45. Don't ask me where I come from. My hometown is far away. I can't go back because I'm losing weight. Good friends, let's cheer together!

I'm so hungry, but I don't want to eat too much. I've eaten too much recently, and I feel like I'm getting fat.

47. I want to be fat into a sea and drown the thin people who laugh at me!

48. Give me back my increasingly fat collarbone and legs.

49. Fei Kuang is really fat. He rolled to Wang Ling like a ball and stood in front of her like a barrel, but his voice was like a line, thin and low.

50. If you think I am fat, I will lose weight. If you say I'm not beautiful, I'll get dressed. However, I am thin and beautiful, will I still be with you? It's not that I'm too vain You taught me.

5 1. The world is so big, I just want a stable and fat love.

52. I want to be as thin as a lightning bolt to illuminate all the wretched fat people.

God gave me every chance to gain weight, and I took it.

54. clothes are getting thinner and thinner recently!

55. My three shortcomings are: first, I am fat; Second, fat; Third, so the fat can't be reduced!

56. Shut up and spread your legs. For a fat man like me, it's still useful!

57. Don't call others rude just because they have gained a little weight!

58. You can't see your feet when you look down. ...

59. The highest level of fatness is to wear school pants as jeans.

60. My father suddenly told me today that my face is round, and I know that I have gained weight at my parents.