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Greeting message of the latest March 8th edition.
1. It's Women's Day. I'll give you five ones: love her wholeheartedly, accompany her all your life, love her silently, treat her sincerely and hug her smoothly. I wish the March 8th Chorus a safe journey and forge ahead.
Although you are not a mother, you have helped many women become mothers. Although you are not a woman, you make so many women happy. Therefore, you deserve special congratulations. Happy Women's Day!
If everything in the world is false and empty, then only maternal love is true, eternal and immortal. Mom, today is Women's Day. Wish you a happy holiday! Happy every day! Happy forever!
4. On the occasion of March 8th, in order to stabilize social harmony, I want to encourage my male compatriots with the following paragraphs: Life is precious, love is more expensive; Do not spoil women, be loved at any time; If a woman is coaxed well, good luck will follow. Please be sure to carry it out.
Women's Day is coming, I want to tell you a little secret. Standing at a distance to see that your wrinkles are gone, the more you look, the more beautiful you are, and your heart is full of joy. When you are in a good mood, your health will be good, and the quality of life will naturally be high. Wish you a happy holiday!
6. It's Women's Day, and I'll send you "eight treasures and eight spirits"; I wish you great wealth, small wealth, positive wealth, partial wealth, wealth and wealth; Aim high, be upright, be brave and be kind to others. I wish you good luck all your life!
7, March 8 husband code: bow your head and grin, walk with your wife, don't smoke and drink less, don't look around when you meet beautiful women, send flowers to your wife, mop the floor and empty the wastebasket, wash your feet and rub your back, and be a pug.
8. May the spring rain wash away your fatigue, may the warm spring breeze blow away your troubles, and may the bright spring flowers dress up your face and bring you a beautiful spring! I wish the beautiful women who read short messages in spring: Happy Women's Day!
9. You cook on weekdays. Today is Women's Day. Let me cook a meal for you, and serve a dish first. May we be sweeter and love each other more; Another soup, may you be healthy forever; Another bowl of rice, may our true feelings always accompany us; Finally, a glass of water, may our life be better. Daughter-in-law, happy Women's Day!
10, the strange phenomenon on March 8: the stock only goes up but not down, the store resolutely bleeds, wins the lottery, and delivers when it comes. These are just to relax you. I wish you a happy March 8th!
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