Funny classic sentences for chatting, adversity belongs to the wife, romance belongs to the lover

1. People who are naturally bald are extremely smart; people who shave their heads after hearing the news are smart.

2. You are a little smart, I am a little silly, you are a little delicate, I am a little rustic, you are a little fragrant, I am a little drunk, if you are angry, I will not be angry.

3. I am lucky enough to get to know you in my third life, and visitors from all over the world will ignore you. Women all envy you for your beauty, and women love you for both. The season is spring and I feel refreshed. I am a close friend and am happy. Worry has been around for centuries.

4. It’s not about getting high scores, it’s about passing the test, it’s about learning well, it’s about being able to copy, it’s the classroom, I’m just meditating, I can’t make progress in my studies, I’m listening to music class, I have Sprite when I’m thirsty, I’m sleepy Go to the disco.

5. To explain is to cover up. Covering up means not being outstanding. If you are not outstanding, it is better to go home and rest!

6. Mathematics makes me very tired, and physics makes me wrong again and again. Studying really made me haggard, and I was about to have a mental breakdown. Only by surfing the Internet will I not fall behind!

7. I am not afraid of the sky or the earth, but I am afraid that the teacher will come to my home. Sit on my bed, drink my tea, and my mother will beat the teacher as soon as he leaves.

8. I am crazy and you are stupid. We have become a family in a daze. Come home quickly after get off work and say you love me again.

9. Modern men: Drink one bottle or two without getting drunk. He can dance three steps and four steps. Play mahjong for five days and six days without sleeping. Start working and then fall asleep!

10. The life of a young lady is not bitter, but her rags do not need to be mended; the life of a bachelor is miserable, but his rags have no one to mend them; the life of a husband is even more miserable, and his rags cannot be mended.

11. Don’t get drunk on your wedding night. Don’t be too tired in your married life. You must learn family planning so that you can grow old together.

12. I met you by chance, paid attention to you twice when we met, dated you three or four times, missed you all over the place, 90% I should like you, I am absolutely sure that I love you.

13. If you have too many past memories, don’t drink too little alcohol. If you cherish life too much, don’t open your eyes. If you can’t bear to see through it, don’t open your eyes.

14. If a hen lays eggs, it will not give birth to a welcome. Chicken, lay an egg and turn it into a chicken. It takes time to turn an egg into a chicken. Why not give birth to a chicken in the first place?

15. You are very virtuous - you don't know anything when you are idle at home, you are very cute - it is pitiful that no one loves you. You are a beauty - a musty girl, you and I have an adulterous affair - an unwavering friendship.

16. Women who please themselves are beautiful, men who please themselves are poor.

17. Friends are like dogs, loyal and reliable, and will never stand behind you; friends are like pigs, lazy but honest, always following behind.

18. The future is bright, the road is tortuous, work is easy, making money is difficult, falling in love is easy, and getting along is difficult.

19. My dear, it’s not as good as ten yuan a piece! My dear, you are not as good as the old man waiting in line!

20. Shanghai women have a saying: First-class men are afraid of their wives, second-class men scold their wives, and third-class men beat their wives.

21. I put my mobile phone in front of the bed, probably because I am afraid of running out of battery. I look up to read messages and lower my head to write love poems!

22. Mountains are not built, trains are not pushed, positivity is not pushed, and you are the one who boasts!

23. If the melon basket is carried across a wide ditch, the melons will fall into the ditch.

24. Flowers don’t always bloom, and youth doesn’t last forever. Fall in love while you are still young.

25. Adversity belongs to the wife, romance belongs to the lover. Family happiness belongs to the wife, loneliness belongs to the lover.

26. When you marry a chicken, follow the chicken; when you marry a dog, follow the dog; when you marry, the monkeys run all over the mountain; when you marry me, I treat you to roast goose!

27. Sifting the center of the rice, I urge my sister and lover to be sincere. Don’t learn how to sift a thousand eyes, but learn how to have one heart. A classic and funny story belonging to those born in the 90s

1. I can also act like a baby, but that person hasn’t appeared yet︶

2. How many people have told you that they can’t live without you, and then they Where.

3. It turns out that love is not about chasing possession, but I have always wanted to possess you

4. Learn to turn a blind eye, choose to ignore the disgusting things, and choose to block the disgusting things.

5. Execution does not focus on ifs, only on results.

6. One day you will be transformed into a great beauty

7. Happiness, not Cao Cao, will come when he says it.

8. Please turn on the light if the person you hope to marry is the person you love deeply.

9. Everyone’s heart is a battlefield littered with corpses.

10. Maybe one day you will get close to me and feel sorry for me

11. If you love me, you will get used to it.

12. Some people spend their whole lives lying to others, while some people spend their whole lives lying to one person.

13. No matter how strong and powerful I become, you are still the weakness that I can’t let go of. With a slight move, the earth will crack and the sky will collapse

14. Happiness is not Cao Cao, That's it.

15. I am very lucky that among these hundreds of millions of people, I can meet you, my love.

16. Happiness is not Cao Cao's, it comes when he says it.

17. How can you give up when you are naturally proud!

18. There is a group of cute grass-mud horses on the other side of the mountain.

19. I can spoil you, or I can change you

20. Except for the appearance of a third party, any other reason for breaking up is nonsense.

21. If I choose to love you, then I will love you to the end!

22. How mean a person must be to be worthy of you.

23. Don’t fall in love with me, you’re hypocritical, let’s get married if you can.

24. If a man loves you, he can do anything. If he doesn’t love you, even dying for him will make you feel superfluous.

25. Please do not use your ignorance to make any comments about me.

26. If you don’t say that, you really think I am a pure man!

27. Those who like me, I will love you well; those who don’t like me , I can’t help it, after all, I am not omnipotent and cannot be loved by everyone.

28. For those who slander me behind my back, I want to tell you that I am not your father or mother, and I don’t have so many stories for you to worry about.

29. The world is so big, but there is only one me. Look at it and cherish it.

30. Even if you can see through my soul, it doesn’t mean you can see through my heart.

31. I am so happy with you by my side,

32. Remember that you are a woman, and then fight like a man

33. As long as you are by my side, I will completely turn a blind eye to all rumors.

34. - Sometimes you take others too seriously, and as a result, you are nothing in the eyes of others.

35. The female teacher’s pants were unzipped during the lecture, and a girl reminded her: Teacher, your door is not closed! The teacher waved his hand: Ignore it, the dean will come to visit later.

36. Happiness, not Cao Cao, comes when he says it.

37. Scholars hide in the Internet to wait for beauties; they hide from the complexity of the world and are speechless all day long.

38. I am always alone when I am sad.

39. There is a kind of love that once lived in my heart and accompanied me through many silent cries.

40. Ah, why is there a shoe here? Sorry, there is another shoe on your foot that does not belong to you. Whatever belongs to you, you must fight for it

There is no despair in life. The road is only a desperate heart. The other side of despair is hope, and the end of crisis is opportunity.

Be a lover of life and carefully prepare to build your family. If you can treat your parents-in-law’s home well, you will have a lifetime of happiness.

If we don’t throw away this guy with low self-esteem, we won’t be able to confidently use our strengths and strengths. Although good ideas are appreciated by everyone, if they are not put into action, they are nothing more than idle dreams. Only by making up your mind and acting immediately can you realize your value.

The so-called maturity is not that the heart grows old, but that when tears roll in our eyes, we can still keep smiling; there will always be tears that make us grow up instantly.

When those people leave your life, let them be. They just make room for better people to come into your life.

Not all memories are good, and not all people are worth remembering. The river of time is too long, and most people and things will be ruthlessly washed away.

Even if you do well, it will still be insignificant in the eyes of some people, but that is not your problem, it is their problem.

In this life, no matter what you lose, you cannot lose your mood. Mood is not everything in life, but it can affect the quality of life. When you are in a good mood, everything is fine; when you are in a bad mood, everything is in disarray. We are not losing to others, but letting bad moods degrade our image, reduce our abilities, disrupt our thoughts, and dim the direction of life. A good attitude shapes a good mood, and a good mood shapes a good life.

Fight for everything that does not belong to you and belongs to you. This is a law of survival and a struggle of life; cherish what should not be given up and what should be given up. This is a treat for others. Respect for yourself is also respect for yourself. The greatest pain in life is that the soul has no belonging. Whether you know it or not, admit it or not. If you have a good heart, you will have nothing to worry about; if you have a kind heart, you will have no one to hate. Classic funny sentences in QQ chat

1. I will not force myself, I will not be hypocritical, I will not complicate myself, I want it. It's always been simple.

2. There are two types of looks, one is good-looking and the other is ugly. You are in the middle, so ugly.

3. In this era and this season, the only thing that sticks to me is mosquitoes.

4. School is about to start, I can’t do it!

5. Take the essence and remove the dross. The result is pregnancy.

6. As long as you have a clear direction, the world will make way for you.

7. Why don’t you wear boxers? It’s a waste of money and cloth.

8. I can’t go shopping. When I go shopping, I find that I lack everything!

9. If you miss it, you have missed it. There is nothing worth cherishing.

10. Men pretend to understand when they don’t understand, but women do the opposite.

11. Falling in love is like playing a seesaw. If either side suddenly walks away or becomes fat, the whole game will be very dangerous.

12. Who said iPhone is a good mobile phone, but it doesn’t even have a radio function!

13. Being young is really fragile, everything is light, and when the wind blows, we will be separated.

14. The stupidest thing in the world is to spend money to study and still suffer.

15. Since ancient times, no one has died. He must die early or late.

16. Sometimes I visit the refrigerator at night just to know how it is doing.

17. If the teacher hadn’t told you not to litter, I would have thrown you out long ago.

18. If you have no breasts, you should wear school uniforms. If you have thick legs, you should wear school pants. If you are ugly, you should study more.

19. No matter where we are, we can show our shameless spirit.

20. Maybe a person has to go a long way and experience countless sudden prosperity and desolation in life before he becomes mature.

21. I usually can’t scream, but when it comes to fighting, I’m all damn ready.

22. Watching the gossip happen, if you don’t do it, wouldn’t you be too stupid!

23. I write your name on the soles of my shoes and stamp my feet every day when I have nothing to do.

24. Whether it is friendship or love, come and give me a warm hug. If you leave, I will let you go.

25. It’s not that I don’t care about some things, but what can I do if I care.

26. Friends, just like RMB, there are real and fake ones. Unfortunately, I am not a banknote detector.

27. I am actually an angel. The reason why I stay in the world is because of my weight.

28. I have achieved great success in losing weight. You see, all three of my chins are sharp.

29. Life is painful. The one I love holds the hand of others.

30. Boredom is the feeling a person has towards the plate after eating the food on the plate.

31. I have always regarded handsome men and money as dirt, and they have always regarded me this way.

32. When I take a shower in the summer, I feel like I am washing vegetables for mosquitoes.

33. Waking up is one thing, getting up is another.

34. Youth is like a heavy rain. Even if you catch a cold, you still look forward to going back and being showered with it again.

35. Feelings are like cigarettes. From the moment they are lit, the outcome is doomed.

36. I will forget you, first your appearance, then your voice, and finally what you said.

37. When you told me that you were very naughty, I suddenly remembered that Sora Aoi said she was a virgin.

38. A woman who takes the initiative towards you must love you, but this may not necessarily be true for a man who takes the initiative towards you.

39. If you find that my sister has become gentler, don’t be shocked. It is because I have taken medicine on time these two days.

40. Waiting is actually not scary. The scary thing is not knowing what the end of waiting is.

41. Every woman who loves to sleep in has a lover who is hard to let go of, and his name is Quilt.

42. There are no accidents in the world, it is just inevitable with makeup and mask.

43. When I mention you again, all the lonely islands and lonely islets must be added to the past.

44. I have been hurt, so I am not afraid anymore. I will still love you. Because I am no longer afraid of getting hurt.

45. No one can control your life, but many times we need more courage to be firm in our choices.

46. You are like a lonely island with your own castle; I am the tide that cannot reach the shore, and I can only surround you.

47. Idiots only cheat on their wives for mistresses. Nowadays, masters use their wives as mistresses.

48. Your shoulders and I are broken, but there are no sparks!

49. Don’t compare yourself to me, I’m too lazy to compare with you.

50. My life is a straight line, I turn just to meet you.

51. Even if you are not in love, you still feel lovelorn, and it is very strong.

52. What is a sense of security? Just after you finish the questions, a top student will read out the same answer as you.

53. When I was a child, I especially liked watching the Seven Fairies of Joy. Actually, I just wanted to watch the fairies flying around.

54. Everyone who loves to sleep in has a lover who is hard to let go, and his name is quilt.

55. If you pour cold water on me, I will boil it and pour it back on you.

56. There is no need for us to envy anyone, because we are different from anyone else!

57. A melon that is twisted by force is not sweet, not to mention that the one you twisted is still a bitter melon, so why bother?

58. A bird can fly because it has wings; a man can fly because he is imagining.

59. We expose each other’s pain, unload our hearts, and get closer to each other.

60. Sleep in class, jump around after class, and fail in exams.

61. The peach blossoms bloom one after another, and each one has new results.

62. The so-called marriage is the tomb of love, which only means that you are not deeply in love with the person you are marrying.

63. Don’t shock me with your eyes. 1. The union of sincere love is the purest of all unions. I wish you all the best. Because my glasses are insulated.

64. Never explain what you say. If you need an explanation, you can definitely find Du Niang.

65. Pull your head, slap your face, and sing that your heart is too soft.

66. If I didn’t miss a girl, I would put a brick in the ground and build the Great Wall again.

67. I will wait for you until there is no reason to wait any longer.

68. Little Sunflower’s mother’s class has started. The child’s cough is not good and he is probably disabled.

69. Sleep on your own and let others go to class!

70. The European Union keeps accusing China of failing to crack down on piracy because there are only 7 of the 6 Ferraris produced in limited edition in the world in China.

71. There is gold at the man’s knees, so I bent down to pick up the gold!

72. Suddenly discovering that being able to remain unchanged is sometimes the rarest happiness.

73. Every time I wake up with tears in my eyes late at night, I realize that I am really helpless.

74. We are as old as pigs, we are people like pigs, and we are like pigs. We agreed to go crazy together forever.

75. If I don’t send you a message, we will never chat.

76. The book says. Regular tears are good for your eyes. If you don’t believe it, try it.

77. This year, the optimistic indicators have been exhausted, and the inventory of despair and frustration has accumulated a lot.

78. I am most afraid of time being said to be long or short, and I am most afraid of whether love is deep or shallow.

79. On the street, people wearing T-shirts and people wearing down jackets passed each other, and they each said SB silently in their hearts.

80. Most of the time, I am sleepy, and occasionally I am mean.

81. If you can’t be Edison Chen, then you should learn from Nicholas Tse!

82. Believe in people, believe in feelings, and believe in the existence of kindness; be cheerful, tenacious, and live warmly.

83. When you miss someone, you suddenly change from a strong giant to a cowardly child.

84. Money creates women, and you create me.

85. Love is like a joke, it makes others laugh to death and hurts yourself.

86. The thief who stole my wallet opened it and saw only five dollars. He sighed with tears: It’s not easy! .

87. Your dad is from Unit 731, right? He didn’t understand the virus when he was studying it, so he found you out.

88. I didn’t want to smoke, but I lit it up unknowingly.

89. Sometimes, indifference is not heartless, but a tool to avoid being hurt.

90. Don’t say I’m fat, I’m just not obviously thin.