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The story of Yue Fei

Yue Fei is a famous hero in Chinese history. He lived in the Song Dynasty long ago, hundreds of years away from us.

It was a winter afternoon, with a cold wind blowing outside, and suddenly bursts of babies' cries came from a small farmhouse. Yue Fei was born on this afternoon. Yue Fei kept crying in his mother's arms, his little face flushed. Yue Fei's father walked back and forth beside him and kept patting his forehead. Hey, what should I name this child? Just at this time, there happened to be a big bird flying over the small room with its beak screaming. Yue Fei's father showed a smile on his face: Yes, let's call this child Yue Fei. I hope he can spread his wings and fly high like a big bird in the future.

When Yue Fei was only twenty-eight days old, Yue Fei’s father was going to the town to do business that morning. Suddenly, there was a huge flood in the Yellow River. The flood was like a devil with its mouth open. , roaring from far, far away, engulfing villages one after another. When the flood came to Yue Fei's doorstep, Yue Fei's mother jumped into a big water tank with Yue Fei in her arms. Just like that, the flood kept floating on the water tank, and the village was no longer around. , all yellow floods.

Finally, a few days passed, the water receded, and Yue Fei and his mother drifted to a small town. Yue Fei and his mother became homeless, so they settled in this small town.

When Yue Fei was a child, his family was very poor, so he followed his mother to work in the fields very early. The summer sun shone brightly on little Yue Fei, but little Yue Xi was not afraid at all, because he was a Very strong kid. Yue Fei also likes reading and learning very much. He often reads late into the night. Yue Fei learned a lot of knowledge from the book, such as respecting the elderly and caring for the young, and being polite. He also likes reading books about war very much. He wants to be a general when he grows up, lead an army to defend his country, and help the country not to be bullied by others.

Due to his frequent participation in labor, Xiao Yue Fei has a great body and can eat three large bowls at a time. He also often helps his neighbors with their work. The adults around him say that he is a good person. Healthy and smart kids.

Later, an old man named Zhou Tong came to the town. He was very skilled in martial arts, but he never bullied good people. Yue Fei and some children practiced martial arts with Grandpa Zhou Tong. Since Yue Fei was not afraid of hardship during training and was never lazy like some children, his martial arts improved very quickly. Grandpa Zhou Tong's special skill is archery, but Grandpa Zhou Tong never teaches Yue Fei, but makes him practice basic skills, squatting on a horse, holding a small bowl on his head, and standing for half a day. Or keep asking him to kick his legs and lower his waist. Because of this, Xiao Yue Fei was not happy. His little mouth was pouting all day long, and he could hang a small kettle. When he got home, he told his mother, who told him: practicing martial arts is like building a house. You have to build it brick by brick. If the building is not strong, the house will fall down, so the teacher asks you to practice basic skills for the purpose of building a house. It will enable you to have excellent skills in the future. "

Grandpa Zhou Tong also knew about this. One day he specially took out the long bow that he had treasured for many years and gave it to Yue Fei and said: "If you can draw this bow, I will teach you archery. "Little Yuefei looked at the bow nonchalantly and said, "Okay, I'm going to pull it apart, but you can't be a swindler." Little Yuefei tried his best to pull the bow, but he couldn't pull it. Zhou Tong Grandpa stood beside him and laughed loudly, stroking his beard. From then on, little Yuefei practiced even harder, and was no longer afraid of boring basic skills. After several years of training, little Yuefei grew into a young man who was not only capable. He could draw the bow easily, and the arrows he shot were always on target. He could stand very far away and hit a willow leaf. One day, while he was practicing archery, he suddenly found a bird in the woods in front of him. The little white rabbit was eating grass leisurely. Yue Fei set up his bow and took aim at the little rabbit. The little rabbit also raised his head and looked at Yue Fei curiously with his big red eyes. Yue Fei used all his strength and was about to shoot the arrow. When he shot out, he heard someone shouting "Don't shoot, don't shoot." He looked up and saw that it was Grandpa Zhou Tong. Grandpa Zhou Tong severely criticized Yue Fei because he made Yue Fei understand that learning martial arts is not for anything. If you hurt people or small animals, learning martial arts is to protect your home and country.

Later, Yue Fei and the little white rabbit became very close friends. When Yue Fei was practicing archery in the forest, there was always a little white rabbit grazing leisurely on the side, and then he raised his big red eyes and looked at Yue Fei with a grin. Laughing.

A few years later, Yue Fei also grew up. At this time, in northern China, there was a tribe called the Jurchen tribe who kept breaking into China to steal things, kill people, and set fires. Many, many people have no homes to live in and no food to eat. As for the emperor at that time, he ate, drank, and spent a lot of money all day long, without caring about the lives of the people. In order to build a palace, he captured many people and tied them with ropes to make them work. It was at this time that Jurchen troops invaded China.

Yue Fei was very anxious after hearing what the fleeing people said at home, so he prepared to leave home and join the army to defend the country. The night before leaving, Yue Fei's mother was reluctant to let Yue Fei leave home. Tears kept rolling in her eyes. However, for the safety of the motherland, Yue Fei's mother told Yue Fei a lot of things that she wanted to do to bring glory to the motherland. Finally, Yue Fei's mother got another needle, asked Yue Fei to kneel on the ground holding a small ink cartridge, and tattooed four words on Yue Fei's back: "Serve the country with loyalty". She did this so that Yue Xi would always remember that he must be loyal to himself. Fatherland and defense of the country.

In this way, Yue Fei said goodbye to his hometown and his mother with tears in his eyes and joined the army.

Yue Fei is just a little soldier in the team, standing in the team with everyone. He often thought, when can I become a general and lead everyone to fight against the enemy? Other soldiers often laughed at him, saying how could a soldier become a general.

But the opportunity finally came. One day, Yue Fei's team returned from an exercise in the mountains and suddenly encountered a large group of Jurchen tribesmen on the side of the road. When the leading Jurchen general saw Yue Fei and the others, they laughed loudly and held maces in their hands: Brothers, hurry up and capture some of the soldiers from the Song Dynasty. The Jin soldiers swarmed General Yue Fei and the others around him. Yue Fei and his team leader died in the battle. At the critical moment, they saw Yue Xin bursting with power and riding a white horse directly towards the Jin soldiers general with a long gun in his hand. , the Jin Bing general saw Yue Fei coming up with his horse and holding the mace in his hand and smashing it down. Yue Fei raised his head and shouted and picked it up with his gun. The mace flew away with a whoosh. The Jin Bing general was so frightened that his hair was gone. He stood up and ran back, only to see Yue Fei catch up with him from behind and stab him with a gun, and then he was thrown under the horse. When the Jin soldiers saw their generals being killed, they dispersed in fright. Yue Fei led the Song army and killed the Jin soldiers until they were pissed off.

Because of his bravery in this battle, Yue Fei was promoted to squad leader. Although his rank was a bit junior, Yue Fei did not forgive him at all. He wanted to work harder to fulfill his promise to serve the country.

Many years passed, and Yue Fei was finally promoted to general because of his bravery and willingness to use his brains in battle. But at that time, many places in China were already occupied by the Jin soldiers, so the emperor sent Yue Fei to attack the Jin soldiers.

The general of the Jin soldiers was a man named Jin Wushu. He usually wore a pointed hat with two ribbons made of fox tails tied to the hat. Jin Wushu was still a very insidious person. During battles, he often used iron chains to chain many horses, followed by many chariots wrapped in iron armor. Using these methods, he often defeated the Song Dynasty's army. This tactic of his was known as It's called "Iron Horse".

In order to deal with Jin Wushu's "iron crutch horse", Yue Fei didn't sleep for several days. There was an officer named Niu Gao in Yue Fei's team. He and Yue Fei were very good friends. He was very brave in battles and was very skilled in martial arts. He could not even splash a spear with water. He saw that Yue Fei always refused to send troops to fight Jin Wushu, so he broke into the Chinese army camp where Yue Fei lived and said: "Marshal Yue, why don't you always fight that old fox Jin Wushu? I'm suffocated to death."

Yue Fei said: "Is there any way you can defeat Jin Wushu's "iron crutch horse"?"

"You, give me three thousand men and horses, and see if I don't bring the head of Jin Wushu, the old fox, to see you." Niu Gao said, slapping his chest loudly.

Yue Fei nodded in agreement. It turns out that Yue Fei doesn't like to use his brain when fighting in Zhonggao! He was deliberately asked to fight this battle so that he would suffer a little.

The next day, the sound of cannons from the barracks of Yue Fei's army went "Tong, Tong, Tong". Zhong Gao rode his big black horse and came out triumphantly with a spear, followed by Yue Fei who gave him Three thousand men and horses.

Jin Wushu's army had already set up its formation. In order to let Niu Gao enter his ambush, he deliberately sent a few soldiers to scold Niu Gao: Niu Gao, Niu Gao

Niu Gao was very angry. His beard stood on end, he picked up his spear and shouted: "Old Fox Jin Wushu, wait, brothers, charge and kill..."

Niu Gao took the lead He rushed into Jin Wushu's army and started fighting. This time he fell into Jin Wushu's trick. Jin Wushu sneered, picked up a black flag and danced it in the air. Niu Gao suddenly appeared on both sides. The "iron crutch horse" tied with iron chains and covered with iron sheets rushed towards Niugao in a dark mass. The soldiers around Niu Gao were frightened when they saw this scene. They shouted for help and ran back. They all regretted that they didn't have two extra legs like a little rabbit, and some of their shoes ran away. But Niu Gao laughed loudly and rushed towards the "Tieguai Horse". Who knew that when Niu Gao tried to pierce the "Tieguai Horse" with his hand, he couldn't get in. It turned out that the "Tieguai Horse" was wrapped in iron. on. Niu Gao was panicked now. "Oh my god, why is this guy so hard?" He quickly turned the horse's head and ran back. Chased by the "iron horse", Niu Gao kept running back with a big bag on his forehead and his front teeth fell out. He lost two pills and his nose was swollen, so he finally limped back to the barracks.

When he saw Yue Fei, he was very ashamed and quickly covered his big nose with his hands. Yue Fei said to him, "In future wars, you must use your brain more and win the battles without being arrogant." Niu Gao nodded repeatedly.

Later Yue Fei figured out a way to defeat the "iron crippled horse". During the war, a sickle was wrapped around the bamboo pole to hook the horse's calf, so that the "iron horse" became a "horse horse". Jin Wushu's army was driven far and wide by the Yue Family Army. From then on, Yue Fei's army was called the "Yue Family Army", and their name was known to many people.

Because Yue Fei often won battles, word spread to the ears of a man named Qin Hui. Qin Hui was the prime minister of the Song Dynasty. Apart from the emperor, he had the highest official position. He was very jealous of Yue Fei and was afraid that Yue Fei would surpass him in the future. At this time, the defeated Jin Kingdom was afraid of Yue Fei's power, so they sent people in disguise to the capital and sent many gold, silver and jewelry to Qin Hui.

So Qin Hui stayed in the room all day long, thinking about how to frame Yue Fei. He found many people and asked them to sue Yue Fei, but they didn't do it because they knew that Yue Fei was a good person and a person who made contributions to the country.

At this time, Yue Fei's son Yue Yun also grew into a big man. Yue Yun had thick eyebrows and big eyes, very good-looking, and was highly skilled in martial arts. He often followed his father Yue Fei to fight in wars, and he also made many military exploits.

Later, Qin Hui finally found someone who took a lot of money from Qin Hui and then agreed to sue Yue Fei. Just like that, both Yue Fei and Yue Yun were arrested, with heavy chains hung around their necks. Even the prison guards who were holding them cried loudly. They know that Yue Fei and Yue Yun are both loyal ministers of the country, and they were both framed.

Qin Hui found a good friend of his, He Zhu, to interrogate Yue Fei. However, He Zhu searched and searched and found no evidence of Yue Fei. However, in order to report to Qin Hui, he still interrogated Yue Fei. . In the lobby, Yue Fei's face had lost weight due to hunger, but he was still so strong. He Zhu asked Yue Fei to confess why he wanted to "conspire". Yue Fei tore open his clothes and revealed the four words "Serve the Country with Loyalty" tattooed on his back by his mother. He Zhu was deeply moved, and tears flowed down his cheeks. .

After he returned, he told Qin Hui that Yue Fei was not guilty. Qin Hui said, "We are friends and I want you to convict him." He Zhu said, "I can't convict Yue Fei because Yue Fei is not guilty. I did this. Not for Yue Fei, but for the whole country." So Qin Hui spoke ill of He Zhu in front of the emperor, demoted He Zhu's official position, and asked He Zhu to work as a minor official in a remote place.

Later, Qin Hui found two more minions (explanation: Qin Hui's lackeys) and beat Yue Fei until he vomited blood and his body was swollen, but Yue Fei did not give in.

In the end, they had no choice but to secretly kill Yue Fei in the cell. Before he died, Yue Fei looked up to the sky and sighed, "The sky is clear, the sky is clear." Hope that history will give him justice. In this way, a generation of hero Yue Fei was killed.

After Yue Fei was killed, many people felt unjust for Yue Fei and asked why Yue Fei was killed. Qin Hui narrowed his eyes and said: It's unnecessary, it's unnecessary... After Qin Hui killed Yue Fei, he executed Yue Yun because he was afraid that Yue Yun, who was highly skilled in martial arts, would avenge his father Yue Fei.

In this way, a generation of heroes passed away, but they will always be admired by many people and learn from his spirit of being loyal to the country and defending the country. And what about Qin Hui? Qin Hui became a sinner through the ages. Later people built many temples to commemorate Yue Fei. Every day, many people there visited Yue Fei. Yue Fei looked good standing there holding a spear. At the door of the temple commemorating Yue Fei, there is a man made of stone kneeling downcast. Children, guess who that man is. Of course the answer is simple, he is that Qin Hui.