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Super-simple and super-easy-to-recite English stories that primary school students can understand.

The Old Cat

An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; so the mouse got out of her mouth and ran away, because the cat could not bite it.

Then the old woman became very angry because the cat had not killed the mouse. She began to hit the cat. The cat said, "Do not hit your old servant. I have worked for you for many years, and I would work for you still, But I am too old. Do not be unkind to the old, but remember what good work the old did when they were young. "

Translation

An old cat

An old woman has a cat. The cat is very old. It can't run fast and can't bite, because it is too old. One day, the old cat found a mouse. It jumped to catch the mouse. However, it couldn't bite the mouse. Therefore, the mouse slipped away from its mouth, because the old cat could not bite it.

So the old woman was very angry because the old cat didn't kill the mouse. She began to hit the cat. The cat said, "Don't hit your old servant. I have served you for many years, and I am willing to help you. However, I am too old. Don't be so cruel to the old. Remember what the old did when they were young."

A Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman? "

" She is the one who sells the candy. "

Good boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.

"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he replied. "You are such a good boy," mother said proudly. "Give you two cents. But why are you so interested in that old lady? "

"She is a candy seller."

Drunk

One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad? " "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."

"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"

Drunk

One day, the father went home with his youngest son. The child is at the age when he is interested in everything and always has endless questions. He asked his father, "Dad, what does the word' drunk' mean?" "Well, son," the father replied, "look, there are two policemen standing there. If I see them as four, then I am drunk. " "But, Dad," said the child, "there is only one policeman there.