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How greedy can people be?

How greedy can people be? My mother was so greedy that she wanted to buy meat and drank a bowl of meat oil.

My mother said that she once had something growing in her throat, and she could feel it growing slowly. My mother felt that things were not good, and the village doctor was helpless. My mother rode her bike to the town hospital more than 20 miles away, and happened to pass grandma Lao Lu's house on the way. She is a gynecologist, but she also has some ways to treat it. When she saw my mother like that, she went to the kitchen to get chopsticks and pressed my mother to help her.

My mother bought medicine from the hospital, and after she was cured, she was greedy for meat. She felt that she was going crazy. She felt that she couldn't live without meat, so she chased my father to buy meat. When my father buys meat, my mother can't stand it. At that time, we all ate lard in the northeast. My mother dug a piece of meat oil in the oil pot, heated it in the pot and drank it like water.

My mom said it should be because of that thing in my throat. My mother is not a glutton, and normal people can't drink meat and oil with an empty mouth.

When I was a child, materials were scarce and food was limited.

Eating meat at home for ten days and a half months is already a good living standard.

Once, my father brought a catty of fat back to refine oil, killing two birds with one stone. The extracted lard residue is very delicious after being fried with pepper. The whole family was very happy. I excitedly ran after my father and watched him wash and cut the meat. The big fat of glistening trembled slightly on the chopping block, and the blades were all fat and smooth, and the meat was fragrant. So I said to my father: hmm! It smells good! It's not ripe. I want to eat one. I'm kidding. I just want to show that I am greedy when I see raw oil. I didn't expect my father to really cut a small piece of raw fat for me to eat. I can't figure out how to hold this chubby, and my mouth can't go down. I'm still hungry.

Father saw my dilemma and said, I knew you couldn't eat. Your generation didn't really have a hard time. When we were young, let alone eating meat, we rarely saw it at ordinary times. If we buy meat at home and it doesn't move on the chopping block, we will cut a large piece of fat first and eat raw wax gourd to satisfy our hunger. Eating a bite of fat and a bite of melon is beautiful!

At that time, buying meat felt that buying big fat meat was cost-effective. Now it's the other way around. I think it's cost-effective to buy lean meat. Don't talk about cooking oil now, even cooked oil can be eaten by several people. The days are getting better and better, and the days of eating raw fat are gone forever.

When I was a child, every family was poor. My mother fed a pig when I was full. Pigs usually eat chaff throat vegetables for less than 200 years in A Jin.

Killing a pig requires hiring a butcher. He quickly cut open his stomach, took out a piece of back neck like lard, swallowed it and went to work happily.

In the evening, I invited my neighbor to eat pig-killing rice, and the neighbor brought her little son. Although her youngest son is only in his teens, it is no exaggeration to eat big fat and use it to calm down. A large pot of half fat, he couldn't wait to grab it with his hands. I was so angry that I called him a hungry ghost in the afterlife

Neighbors said that his youngest son accumulated food the next day, and eating yeast tablets didn't help. He answered questions for a week on end. Just find an 80-year-old man to prick his finger and bleed.

My brother liked to eat meat when he was a child, but at that time it was impossible to have meat at home every day.

Fortunately, my father is a bricklayer, so he often helps others with bricklayers. At that time, we ate at the home of people who are working now.

As a result, my brother often goes to other people's homes for dinner with his father. In fact, the purpose of his visit is nothing more than eating meat.

Once, a poor friend of my father asked him to be a mason for a few days. Father came back early the day he finished his work.

Then dad bathed at home, shaved and went to a friend's house for dinner. At this time, my brother pestered my dad and asked him to take him to dinner.

Father couldn't resist him, so he had to take his younger brother with him.

Then, the host put the dishes on the table, but there was no meat.

At this time, the younger brother shook his chopsticks and said to his father's friend, "There is no meat. What guests did you invite? " Then he jumped off the stool and ran home.

My brother left like this, but it made my father and friends lose face.

Many years later, my father's friends came to my house and sat at the same table with my brother. When I mentioned what happened that year, my father's friend said, "What my brother said that day made him feel ashamed. He wished there was a hole in the ground. But then I was poor and couldn't afford meat! "

At this time, it was my brother's turn to be embarrassed. I made such a joke to eat meat.

That is the memory of the times, and now no one will be greedy for meat.

My grandfather has a younger brother. We call him grandpa two. Second grandpa is single all his life because he is poor. Grandma said that one year before the Spring Festival, Grandpa Two weighed three Jin of pork and paid for it while cooking. When it was cooked, it was gone At that time, we couldn't eat meat at ordinary times, and three pounds of meat made us modern people dare not imagine how to eat it.

My mother told me that when she was young, there was a pig killer in the village who cooked a pot of pork and bought a small piece of pork for ten cents. Anyone with money will buy a dime of meat to satisfy his hunger. An old man who lives next door also wants to eat meat, but he has no money. He walked around the saucepan several times, but he had no money to buy it. I had to run home, but I could still smell the smell of meat, so I slapped my mouth and scolded myself for being so greedy. My greedy head hit the wall and I couldn't stand it. Finally, I found a rope and hung it on the beam. When the butcher heard about it, he regretted it very much. You know, as a result, he will definitely cut a small piece of meat to satisfy his hunger.

As a post-70s, when I was a child, my material life was not rich, especially when I ate meat. At that time, we could only eat with an empty stomach during the New Year. I usually save my family's meat coupons to buy meat or buy fat for cooking, so I especially like to eat meat until now. When there is seafood and meat on the table, my first choice must be meat.

When I was a child, I was most looking forward to the Chinese New Year, because I could eat meat with my stomach open. I remember one year my mother bought a big pig's head and a pig's elbow for the New Year, scooped it out at home on the 25th of the twelfth lunar month, and kept it for guests to eat during the New Year, or ate it by herself. However, when the pig head first came out of the pot, my brother and I, who had been around the pot for a long time, could still chew a few bones.

On that occasion, my brother and I shared a bone according to the rules. As a reward, my mother also gave the thin jujube in the middle of the pig's head, which was only the size of a walnut, to the youngest one in the family.

This pig bone and thin jujube hooked my greedy bug at once. My mother put the pig's head and elbow in a big basin and took it out to the height of the outdoor balcony. This child as tall as me needs to step on a stool to hook it.

I can't sleep at night, thinking about the smell of pig's elbow, getting up in the middle of the night and touching the balcony. I'm afraid of being found in the dark. I moved a small stool from the basin and chewed it with my elbow. When I go back to bed, I always think about the taste of meat. Get up two or three times a night and go back to steal meat. My mother found out that I thought I had a bad stomach and got up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet.

I almost ruined this pig's elbow when I took it out during the New Year. My brother, like me, often steals meat to eat. After my mother found out that there was less meat, we both blamed each other for it.

My daughter-in-law weighed more than 90 kilograms before pregnancy. At that time, she didn't like meat. When she cooked meat at home, she only ate a little lean meat and didn't move at all.

Who knows that when I was pregnant, I went out for a walk after dinner and came back just in time to catch my neighbor's ribs in a pressure cooker. She stayed in front of her neighbor's house for a long time, just to smell the meat for a while.

If you stay at home for a while, you have to eat meat. The refrigerator at home is full of lean meat. Make her a stir-fried dish that she doesn't think is what she wants. I have to eat some fat.

There was no place to buy it at night, so I ran to the small supermarket at the door and bought her two cans of braised pork. After opening the can, there was a thick layer of meat oil on it, which was not heated. I watched her scoop the meat oil into her mouth with a spoon, which made me dizzy. She was satisfied after eating two cans of meat.

There are many people who like to eat meat in daily life. Many people are unhappy without meat. For example, every meal in my family is made of meat, otherwise my family will feel underfed. But pork is very cheap now. In my mother's words, "it's cheaper to eat meat now than to eat vegetables." Therefore, every meal in my family is inseparable from meat. I think if I don't eat meat for a week, I will drool over the taste and name of meat. I wonder if there is a model with me?

As an important non-staple food, meat is different from vegetables and grain and oil, because it contains fat and protein needed by human body, as well as various trace elements and nutrients. Eating meat can not only satisfy muscle satiety, but also the most important thing is that the flavor and satisfaction of meat are irreplaceable by most foods. Therefore, if you don't eat meat for a few days, it is really gluttony.

I couldn't help laughing when I saw the title. Why? Remember my embarrassing story?

That was a few years ago. Want to lose weight, report to acupuncture weight loss. Besides acupuncture, I also need to control my appetite. One boiled egg every morning. Drink some water to cook at noon. Try not to eat at night. I'm really hungry. You can have a little persimmon. Water should also be controlled. 500 ml a day. That is, the amount of a bottle of mineral water.

For half a year! It's been like this for six months. Thin is thin. Hungry! Blue eyes and tears.

Rice noodles, snacks, candy drinks, all kinds of meat. Do not eat. I haven't touched it for half a year!

I think I must stick to it.

I lost weight after treatment. How beautiful. You can come no matter what you eat.

It's finally over. I didn't even go home. That's greed! I am more greedy than when I was pregnant. The desire for meat is scratching your heart! I bought an elbow from the deli at once. I eat while walking. I haven't come home yet. It was finished in ten minutes. I'm not full yet.

Forget the food. You can't be hungry.

By the way, you can lose weight if you are hungry. Don't be fooled by the saying that you can lose weight without dieting.

My family was poor when I was a child. At that time, I dreamed in the middle of the night, full of big fish and meat, and I didn't wait to wake up.

Once, the big sheep next door gave birth to a lamb, probably because it was too cold to take care of it. A lamb died. Neighbors think it's useless and plan to throw it away. I saw it on the road, so I quickly hid it. After he threw it away, I picked it up and burned it in the pit in the kitchen. Finally, I didn't know if it was cooked. Bala came out to eat it half-cooked, and felt that the meat was delicious.

Another time, an old sow died in the village. The pig is big, and it is summer, and no one buys the pork of the old mother. Word got out at his house that anyone who wanted to eat would go to his house and take whatever he wanted. This makes me very happy. I ran to carry a big piece of meat home and chased my mother to do it. A big bowl is full, and I'm sweating. People say that the pork cooked by old mother is disgusting.

I was too poor and greedy at that time. Now, let alone mutton and old mother's pork, even good meat is not greedy before my eyes.

Bite one's cheek greedily