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Which is hotter, the beginning, the middle or the end?

Which is hotter, the beginning, the middle or the end?

Which is hotter, the beginning, the middle or the end? I'll give you a detailed answer from Holiday Network!

Which hot stage is the hottest stage?

"Fu" can be called "long summer", and "San Fu" is the general name of the first, middle and last fu, which is the hottest season in a year, appearing from mid-July to mid-August in the solar calendar every year. During the three-volt period, the temperature is high, the air pressure is low, the humidity is high, and the wind speed is low, among which the hottest is in the middle. "V" means hiding in a hot place, which has a warning effect. During the three-volt period, the temperature is high, the air pressure is low, the humidity is high, and the wind speed is low, among which the hottest is in the middle.

Why is Zhongfu the hottest? After nightfall (July, 2007 17), the humidity of the surface increased, and the surface absorbed more heat, but emitted less heat, and the heat accumulated on the surface, so it became hotter every day. When entering the alto, the heat accumulated on the ground reaches the highest value, and the weather is the hottest. In addition, there is much rain in summer, the air humidity is high, and the heat capacity of water is much larger than that of dry air, which is also an important reason for the sultry weather in dog days. During the midsummer (July 27th to August 15), the subtropical high intensified. Under the control of the subtropical high, the descending airflow inside the high makes the weather clear and cloudy, which is beneficial to sunshine, the ground radiation heats up and the weather is hotter.

What to eat in dog days?

According to Chinese medicine, crouching in the dog days means that Yin Qi was forcibly buried in the ground by Yang Qi. The dog days are the most prosperous days of the year, and it is also a good opportunity to dispel the cold in the body and treat winter diseases through food supplements in summer.

Eating tonic in dog days is a dietary tradition handed down from ancient times, and there are different tonic customs in different places. Northerners believe that pasta should be eaten in dog days. As the saying goes, "In dog days, jiaozi lies on his head and pancakes spread eggs". In the eyes of southerners, "there is a chicken on the head, a dog on two feet, a fish on three feet, and a red date belly" is the right way.

Let's start with eating the head of a chicken. In my hometown of Hunan, every morning, no matter in urban or rural areas, major hotels will put up signs of seasonal food "Fu Chicken" to attract customers, and every household will kill the rooster and cook it with ginger and perilla. Hunan is located in the subtropical zone, surrounded by mountains on three sides and water in the north, with a particularly hot and humid climate. The ancients thought that the rooster that just crowed had the highest yang, which could dispel dampness and dispel cold, so they formed the habit of eating chicken with their heads down. According to tradition, a man eating a rooster on this day can strengthen muscles and bones, tonify kidney and strengthen yang, and relieve summer heat and detoxify. The little boy who eats this rooster will grow tall and strong, and he won't get prickly heat on a hot day. He will be brave when he grows up.

The method of "Fuji" is simple, and it is a nourishing food that can be cooked at home. First, the rooster is slaughtered and cut into large pieces. Pay attention to the preservation of edible internal organs such as chicken gizzards and chicken livers. At the same time, the ginger is washed and sliced, and the perilla is washed to control the moisture. It is actually better to use old ginger as the ginger for frying cocks, but most of the rural areas grow ginger at home. In order to save money, you can also dig some immature ginger from the ground. Ginger is fresh and crisp, but it is far less spicy than ginger in the next year, so it needs more preparation. As the saying goes, "Eating radish in winter and ginger in summer doesn't require a doctor's prescription." Eating more ginger in summer can effectively dispel dampness and cold and enhance resistance. There are two kinds of perilla leaves and perilla leaves, which can be seen everywhere in the grass in front of and behind rural houses. Perilla used for frying cocks is perilla leaves as its name implies. Its taste is much purer and more fragrant than that of Perilla, and it has the effects of publishing, dispelling cold and regulating qi. Heat a small amount of local tea oil squeezed by yourself in the pot, add chopped chicken pieces and stir fry. When the chicken turns slightly white, add ginger slices, add soy sauce, white wine and mature vinegar, add perilla and chicken offal, stir-fry until it is not cooked, then add water, stew with low fire, sprinkle with appropriate amount of salt, turn over for 0/0 minute, and then take out the pan and juice with high fire. In some practices, in order to pursue better tonic effect, another herb, roadside essence, is added, which is said to dispel wind and detoxify, nourish yin and strengthen bones. However, roadside essence has a heavy grassy smell, which will seriously affect the taste of chicken, so most people don't use it.

In southern Hunan, where I work now, it seems that the atmosphere of eating chicken in dog days is not as strong as that in northern Hunan. But this place likes to eat chickens, ducks and geese all year round. In the choice of eating chicken, we pay special attention to the strong cock. There is a famous local dish, which is called "roast chicken" by the slightly elegant locals and "Sao Chicken Gong" by the rude people. Signs of the two dishes can be seen everywhere in front of restaurants in the streets. In fact, they are the same dish. It is called "roast chicken" because the general practice of this kind of chicken is similar to that of braised chicken; It is called "Sao Chicken Palace" because when the chicken is served, the cock's testicles will be placed in the middle of the plate, and the hostess will give it to the owner. Whenever I encounter such a scene, I have always been confident, and I can eat whatever I want, which inevitably leads to a feeling of nausea. Originally, I thought chicken had a strange smell since I was a child, and I was weak when I was a child. My family always tries their best to stew chicken with medicinal herbs to supplement nutrition, but every time I eat chicken, it is a chore for me. I even got beaten up by my impatient mother because I refused to eat chicken. With this shadow, I will never touch chickens again when I grow up.

Dog meat in dog days is more mouth-watering than cock in dog days. As the saying goes, "dog meat rolls three times, and the gods can't stand it." "Drinking dog broth in dog days can be used as a quilt in winter." The delicious and nourishing taste of dog meat has been widely recognized.

And there are many sayings about eating dog meat. In the former countryside, almost every household had a dog guarding the house. Slowly, feelings developed between people and dogs, and it became difficult to eat their own dog meat. So many people take the method of eating dogs easily and exchange their dogs for slaughter. To evaluate the merits of a meat dog, the first thing is that the bitch is not as good as the male dog in gender. After the bitch gave birth to the puppy, the nutrition was lost and the nourishing effect was greatly reduced. Among male dogs, rhubarb dog is the best, followed by black dogs, then white dogs, flower dogs, hemp dogs and other mottled dogs; There is also a saying that dogs of different ages have slightly different nourishing effects, that is, young dogs tonify kidney, middle dogs nourish blood, and old dogs remove rheumatism. Although these statements may not be completely scientific, I always think that the old traditions that can be widely circulated in any place, even if they are groundless, still have certain experience and customs, which are worth savoring.

Regarding dog meat tonic, I heard from my grandfather that you can't kill the dog directly with a knife, because after the dog is cut, the blood will be drained and the nutrients will be lost. It is best to use water immersion or hanging bundles. Moreover, the slaughtered dog should be hung high, not directly on the ground, because the dog is a native animal, and when it comes into contact with the land, it will always have a restless breath and suffer more crimes. My grandfather is a clever and kind man with many skills, but I have never seen him kill a dog. He likes to tell me these past things. He said that in the past, poor families were reluctant to kill their own dogs and had no money to buy dog meat, so they bought a cheaper dog head to satisfy their gluttony. It is said that there is more meat on a dog's head, and there is a saying that "one dog's head is not as good as three sheep's heads".

The most classic and common way to eat dog meat in dog days is to cut it into large pieces, fry it until the water is dry, and then stew it. A generous family usually calls friends and gets together. A whole piece of dog meat stood in a large iron pot and was cooked with a firewood stove. When it was served, a large washbasin was full, and a dozen people ate all the soup in one meal. Generally, when cooking dog meat, a few green shell duck eggs or earth eggs will be stewed together in the pot, which is called dog eggs. This kind of dog egg absorbs the nutrition of dog meat, but its temper is not as fierce as dog meat. It is most suitable for the frail elderly and children. Children eat dog eggs and don't wet the bed at night. They are not afraid of heat in summer and cold in winter.

Dog meat is a very warm food, which can be felt in a few winters. As long as you eat dog meat during the day, no matter how cold it is, you can feel warm when you sleep in the quilt at night. It's so hot in dog days, why can we eat dog meat? It is said that eating dog meat at the peak of the year's yang can echo the yang in the body and receive the effect of "controlling yang with yang". Moreover, although it is hot in the dog days, the human body is easily disturbed by the evil of summer heat and dampness. Eating dog meat at this time can make you sweat all over, and excrete the accumulated heat and toxins in your body with sweat.

But there is a limit to everything. Eating dogs in dog days, I always think that enough is enough. I remember that when I was about five or six years old, a well-off retired man in the same village died, and the village was still very ostentatious at the funeral. It was a dog day, and grandma took me to sit at the door of the old house and watched the huge funeral procession pass by. Grandma said the old man had a great time. He ate too much dog meat the night before, so he couldn't stand it and died at once. I don't know why, twenty years have passed, my grandmother has been buried in the mountains, and I have grown up, but I still often think of that day.

I have always been indispensable for eating dog meat. I feel from the bottom of my heart that it is really sad to cook your own dog before killing it, and it is even more despicable to steal someone else's pet dog. My family hasn't had a dog for many years, and I hardly buy dog meat to eat. Because I was bitten by a dog many times when I was a child, I stayed away from any kind of dog. But I must tell the truth, I went to someone else's house as a guest, and there was excellent dog meat on the table, so I couldn't help eating it. After all, dog meat is really delicious as food, and saliva won't lie.

Eating soft-shelled turtle was once a custom in dog days. Turtle is also called water fish or foot fish in China, and both "turtle" and "foot fish" pronounce "foot" in dialect. Usually we joke about who picked up two "foot fish", mostly because that person accidentally stepped into a ditch while walking and his shoes got wet. In fact, not many people eat soft-shelled turtles in dog days, mainly because good soft-shelled turtles are rare, and the cheap goods on the market are farmed, and their taste and nutritional value are different from those in Wan Li. According to my dad, when they were young, there were turtles everywhere in ponds and ditches. On hot days, they all lie on the willows near the water to enjoy the cool, but when people get close, they plop into the water quickly. "At that time, there were many soft-shelled turtles, which were cheap, but they tasted really good. As Mr. Wang Zengqi described, when children used to eat turtles, they always prepared a cup of tea and wet towels to prevent their mouths from getting burnt. Think about how rich the collagen in that turtle should be!

I haven't eaten turtles since I was a child, but I met them at banquets. Either it was tasteless, or the sauce was too thick to leave a good impression. Recently, it seems that eating small turtles has become popular in supper. I wonder how it tastes? But I always feel that it is a pity that the little turtle was eaten.

Of course, on the dog days, eating stewed belly slices with red dates and stewed pig's feet with beans are also very popular, mostly designed for women. In our place, pig's belly and pig's feet are the first choice gifts given by son-in-law to mother-in-law, because it means wishing her a beautiful face forever.

But then again, I don't think there are any specific rules about when to eat these foods, how to eat them and what effect they have. Now we are lucky to live in such a material-rich era, we don't have to eat anything, and we don't have to count the Gregorian calendar and other days!

But how I like these dog days! Through food and tradition, we can not only enjoy the happiness of delicious food, but also experience a constant, concrete and fireworks-filled happiness in this era of rapid development and confusion. This is the color and charm that people should have in this world.

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