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A boy is born with body odor and inferiority. Every time he goes out, he wears a lot of perfume under his arm to cover it. One day, he overslept and woke up too late to put on perfume, so he hurried to the classroom. He tried to sneak in through the back door, but he was caught red-handed. The teacher was very angry and said seriously, how many times have I told you not to be late! This has greatly affected the normal teaching-this classmate went too far, even if he was late, why did he bring mutton kebabs? When the tiger reached the age of love, he went on a blind date. The other person was very picky and asked him, "Do you have a car?" Little tiger shook his head sadly. "Do you have a room?" Little tiger shook his head sadly again. "Do you have a Level 4 certificate?" Little tiger shook his head again. "Do you have any special skills?" Little tiger suddenly raised his head and said excitedly, "I can make wine!" " "The little earthworm took his classmates to play at home. During the dinner, the students couldn't help asking: Uncle, how did you get this scar? Still spinning? The atmosphere suddenly solidified, and father earthworm sighed and said nothing. Knowing that he was wrong, the classmate quickly changed the subject: Uncle, do you like football? When Xiao Ming was in the first grade of primary school, he always couldn't tell the initials from the finals. The teacher asked him: which are the initials of "Ye" and "Hua"? Xiao Ming answers: "biological mother" Maria. The school held a sports meeting, and Xiao Qiang's class danced a "Tai Chi Sword" at the entrance ceremony, which was very beautiful and felt. As expected, Xiao Qiang's class won the "Best Admission Award". The headmaster said in a speech: it is not difficult for one person to fight alone. The hard part is that the whole class is so neat! Mm: Teacher, I have a heart attack, so I applied not to participate in military training. Counselor: Do you have a certificate from the school hospital? Hmm: ... does this need to be proved? Counselor: Of course! Except for the trauma that can be judged by the naked eye, everything else must be proved. Well, my hair is split. Xiao Gan went to see a net friend whom he had never met, and repeatedly stressed that they were particularly pure friendship. After going out for half an hour, Xiao Gan suddenly turned back. Xiaomei asked her why. Xiao Gan said: People forgot to change their underwear. Before Xuanzang went west, he asked the Bodhisattva: What does the Buddha look like? The Bodhisattva smiled and said: Buddha is impermanent, but if there is "a face like a full moon, a bald head and a wide mouth, a full figure and a magic weapon in hand", it must be a Buddha. Xuanzang wrote it down silently. When he arrived in Tianzhu, he looked around for people with the above characteristics. If he did find it, Xuanzang stepped forward excitedly and bowed down. Excuse me, is it the Tathagata? The other side said: Private はドラぇもん! I'm a robot cat! ) A university invested a lot of money to transform the southwest gate, intending to make it a landmark building of the school. At the naming seminar, the head of the delegation said: "Since it is the southwest gate, it is better to take the word' Wei', which is in line with the orientation of the twelve sects. It is very elegant." The participants applauded appreciatively, and the headmaster was satisfied with his intellectual performance. Not to be outdone, the vice principal quickly said, "Our school has always been good at transportation. It is better to take another word' you', which coincides with Zhan Tianyou's name and has the meaning of blessing." The participants applauded appreciatively, and the vice principal was satisfied with his intellectual performance. The secretary of the Party Committee was in a hurry, fearing that he would not be taken seriously, and quickly said, "It is better to take a new word, which not only highlights the new school gate, but also has the meaning of prosperity and the sense of the times!" The participants applauded warmly, and the party secretary was very satisfied with his intellectual performance. A month later, the new school gate was built, and four majestic gold words were written on the plaque: "There was a girl with a flat chest who always felt inferior. Suddenly one day, a company invited her to be a product image spokesperson, and she agreed with surprise. Later, I found out that the company made flat-screen TVs. Still the girl with flat breasts. She is very helpful. Once a girl said shyly, can I borrow your back to write some words? She readily agreed, and then the girl said that it was still unfair. Can you turn around? The construction team is not responsible for the decoration of flat-chested girls' homes. Dad quarreled with them and the girl came to stop the fight. Dad said, you just got here, lie down quickly-see? This is Ping! Your bricklaying is also called Ping! ? Xiaoli: Hey, do you know Google? Xiao Qiang: Gully? Of course I know ~ ~ cleavage also knows ... hehehehehehehehehe! Xiao Qiang was in a bad mood recently. When he saw a fortune-telling booth on the roadside, he wanted to calculate a divination. The fortune-telling old woman said to him: I don't read my palm, I don't read my face, I only read my feet. Xiao Qiang thought that this man might be an expert in the world. He took off his shoes and socks without saying anything. The old woman looked at it for a while and exclaimed in a low voice. Xiao Qiang hurriedly asked what happened, and her mother-in-law mused: Do you know that there are seven red moles under your left foot? Xiao Qiang nodded. Mother-in-law added: Have you ever heard that "stepping on seven stars" is the phase of emperors and the destiny of the sons of heaven? Xiao Qiang flushed with excitement, ecstatic. What do you think I am? Mother-in-law thought for a moment and answered: You just have seven moles. Xiao Ming came home from school and solemnly said to his mother, Mom, why do people wear condoms? Mother felt dizzy in front of her eyes and thought, where did the child hear these foul words? But I kindly asked Xiaoming: Who said that people should wear condoms? Xiao Ming's clear voice replied: The teacher said it! Mom felt dizzy again, so she calmed down and asked, didn't the teacher say why people wear condoms? Xiao Ming said: Yes! It's safe to wear condoms ... My mother fainted again, thinking: Maybe sex education at school is more open now, and parents can't fall behind. So my mother gritted her teeth and told Xiaoming some sexual knowledge. Xiao Ming suddenly realized after listening: so that's it! Thanks, mom. But I still don't know why Rykov doesn't wear a condom-hasn't mom read Chekhov's The Man in the Condom? There is an ugly girl who is very girly at heart and especially likes things with romantic petty bourgeoisie feelings. One day, she made an appointment with a friend and stared at the swaying wind chimes outside the window. Her friend was embarrassed and asked her if she wanted to go to the hospital. She waved her hand and pretended to be intoxicated by the girl: I heard that whenever the wind chimes rang, angels passed by ... Then she stared at the wind chimes tenderly, and suddenly a whirlwind blew and the wind chimes fell to the ground! The ugly girl was frightened, and her friend said calmly, don't look, the angel is scared by you. The way for the Princess of the Egg Kingdom to get married is very simple: whoever jumps off a building and can't break it will win. On the second floor, most of them have passed, only a few are broken. On the third floor, 50% of the eggs are broken. By the fourth floor, 90% of the eggs were broken. On the fifth floor, there are only two eggs left. One of them jumped first ... and went bankrupt. The other one got up the courage and jumped ... and went bankrupt. As a result, the eggs were broken all over the country, so the princess had to be single for life. One day Xiao Qiang was walking on the road, and an old man took his hand and said, Young man, your Tang Yin is black, and I'm afraid you will be killed recently! Xiao Qiang said disdainfully, I hate you fortune tellers the most. Last time someone called me "the phase of the king"! The old man didn't mind his rudeness, but reminded him: you should be careful of natural disasters! Xiao Qiang didn't believe in turning away. Five minutes later, he was killed by eggs from all over the country downstairs. Princess Egg dies alone. After her death, people decided to keep her body to commemorate the legendary princess, GorDoN, who died for her. A month later, the princess was salted into salted eggs and preserved forever. Father earthworm and little earthworm went out for an outing and suddenly found a solemn and ancient house in the mountains. Two earthworms were curious and went in. Five minutes later, two earthworms came out disappointed. Their father said, "I thought there was some treasure!" " Such a big house has salted eggs ... bah! Still stinks! Son, stop eating, you're going to throw up!