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Please tell me a hilarious joke!

There is a family named Pan whose elder passed away.

During the family ceremony, an old man with a strong local accent was invited to be the master of ceremonies.

The obituary reads:

Xiao

Male: Pan Genke

Xiao

Daughter-in-law: Chi

filial granddaughter: Pan Liangci

filial piety

grandson: Pan Daoshi

But this old gentleman is dim-sighted and his pronunciation is not standard.

When he followed the roll call of the obituaries, he missed everything that had three dots of water on the letter or the left part.

So I read it to him like this: "filial son, translate...

Fight with..."

When Xiaonan heard this, he felt very intuitive It was strange, but I didn’t dare to ask, so I did a somersault.

Then he added: "Xiao daughter-in-law, also... is..."

When Xiao daughter-in-law heard this, she said: "I want to do it too?" So Xiao daughter-in-law also did a somersault. .

Come again: "A filial granddaughter, read it twice."

When the filial granddaughter heard it, I thought that my parents had already read it, so I should read it too! So he did two somersaults.

At this time, Xiaosun thought to himself: "My father and mother each turned once, and my sister also turned twice.

How many times do I have to turn?" I kept thinking in my mind. He started to get nervous: "What should I do?"

The old man opened his throat and read out loud:

"Filial grandson...turn...to...death..."

Watch it several times. Very funny. hehe.