Looking for an educational joke

Looking for an educational joke

(1)

A student asked the teacher: "Teacher, why is the straight line the shortest between two points?"

The teacher explained for a long time, but the students didn’t understand.

Finally, the teacher was helpless and said: "You take a bone and throw it out. Do you think the dog will take a detour to pick it up or run straight over?"

"Of course it will run straight over. La." said the student.

"The dog knows that you don't know yet..." the teacher said.

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A man called a Japanese businessman and said: "I'm looking for Mr. Taro." The operator said: "I'm sorry, he died last week."

The next day, the man called again and wanted to talk to Taro. This time the operator got a little bored and said, "I've been telling you he died last week. Why are you still calling?" The man said, "Because I just love hearing about it.

(3)

Four surgeons sit around and talk about the kind of people they like to operate on.

The first surgeon says, “I like to operate on librarians the most. Operation. When you open their body, everything inside is in alphabetical order. "

The second doctor said: "I like to operate on accountants the most. When you turn on their body, everything is in numerical order. "

A third doctor said: "My favorite thing is to operate on electricians. When you look at their bodies, everything is coded by color. "

The fourth doctor said: "I like to operate on Japanese people the most. "The other three doctors looked at each other and expressed doubts. One of them asked what. The fourth doctor said because they have no heart, liver, spine, and *** and head can be interchanged.

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A Japanese was eating in a restaurant in China. When the waiter brought a plate of lobster, the Japanese asked: "How do you deal with the leftover shrimp shells?" "Of course it's thrown away," the waiter said. "NO!" NO! NO1, the Japanese shook their heads and said, "In Japan, the leftover shrimp shells are sent to the factory, made into shrimp cakes, and then sold to you in China."

After a while, the waiter served it again After a plate of fruit, the Japanese pointed to one of the lemons and asked, "What do you do with the leftover lemon peel?" "Of course, throw it away," the waiter said. "NO! NO! NO1, the Japanese shook their heads and said, in Japan, leftover lemon peels are sent to the factory to be made into fruits, and then sold to you in China."

Checkout At that time, the Japanese were chewing gum and asked the waiter with a smile: "How do you deal with the leftover gum?" "Of course, throw it away," the waiter said. "NO! NO! NO1," the Japanese shook their heads and said proudly, "In Japan, the chewed gum is sent to the factory, made into sets, and then sold to you in China." "

The waiter asked impatiently: "Then do you know how to dispose of used condoms in China? "Of course it's thrown away." "The Japanese said.

The waiter shook his head and said: "NO! NO! NO! In China, used condoms are sent to factories, made into chewing gum, and then sold to Japan. ”

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A taxi was driving on the road leading to the Chicago Airport, and a Japanese tourist was riding in it. At this time, a taxi passed by, and the Japanese Someone shouted: “Look, Toyota! Made in Japan! How fast 1

After a while, another taxi passed by. "Look, Nissan! It's made in Japan! It's too fast1

Another taxi passed by. "Hi! It's Mitsubishi! Made in Japan! The taxi driver was 100% American. Seeing so many Japanese cars passing his own American car, coupled with the Japanese's arrogant language, he couldn't help but feel a little annoyed.

As the taxi entered the airport parking lot, another taxi passed by. "It's a Honda! Made in Japan! It's so fast! It's not cured1

The taxi driver stopped the car, pointed at the meter angrily, and said: "1,500 US dollars.

""1500 dollars for this close?" 1 "Taxi meter! Made in Japan! It's so fast! It's not curable.

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There was an American, a German, a Japanese and a Chinese sitting on a plane. , the plane suddenly ran out of fuel in the middle of the flight, and the captain announced that one person had to jump off the plane to reduce the weight.

So the American showed his personal heroism and walked to the hatch of the plane and shouted: America Long live the country! Then he jumped off!

The plane continued to fly... At this time, the captain announced: The weight was still too heavy, so the Germans stood up! He came out, walked to the hatch of the plane, and shouted: Long live the German Empire!

The plane continued to fly... At this time, the captain announced: No, it's still heavy. One more person must jump out! The Chinese glanced at the Japanese, stood up and walked to the aircraft hatch.

The Japanese quickly came over and held the Chinese's hand tightly: Good brother, I can't. Forget about you! The Chinese shouted: Long live the Republic of China!

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Americans, The Japanese and Chinese people were flying in a plane over the virgin forest when the plane crashed. Fortunately, no one died. Unfortunately, they were all captured by the primitive tribes. The primitive tribes had to beat each of them 100 big sticks before they would let them go. Go, but allow each of them to make a request before being beaten.

Americans: Put 10 pads on my ***. As a result, the first 50 times are okay, and the last 50 times are ~ pads. The ashes were wiped out, the skin and flesh were torn apart~ The Americans limped away holding the ***, shouting: Our nation’s innovation ability is unparalleled!

Japanese: Give me 50! A mat. Safe and sound. The Japanese said proudly: Our nation’s ability to imitate is unparalleled!

The Chinese said slowly and calmly: Put that little Japan on my mat. ..... Looking for an educational joke

A very educational joke, I hope you like it. My friend, you can control the length of the joke, don’t memorize it by rote, add your own 5 minutes is actually very short. I hope you can refine it and sublimate it. I wish you success. There was a person who felt that he was very tired, very unhappy, and couldn't live anymore. Finally one day he chose to commit suicide. . . . So he came to a 20-story high-rise building and was about to jump off. When he reached the 16th floor, he accidentally glanced at the family on the 16th floor. The three of them were having a good time. This made him feel very unfortunate. When he reached the 12th floor, he accidentally took a look at a young couple living on this floor. , they are very loving and happy, a perfect typical couple of gods, but they seem to be doing bad things. Hehe, when he continued to fall to the 8th floor, he looked at it curiously. Look at what kind of people live on this floor (his heart is not that big~). The man who lives on this floor is a single man who must be in his 40s. The house is very dirty and messy, but he doesn’t live there regularly. The way he was cleaning, this person must not be living a very good life, and he felt a little confused at this time. . . When he got to the 4th floor, he looked at what kind of people lived on this floor. It was the home of a couple. It looked very shabby. Both of them had no work and could hardly open the pot. They seemed to be quarreling. I can't live any longer and want a divorce. . Seeing this, he felt that it turned out that their lives were worse than mine. Life was like this, with good and bad. He didn't want to die, but it was too late to regret it. . . He died unwillingly, and his death alarmed many people in the building who came out to watch. The couple on the fourth floor were among them. They saw him jumping off the building and thought to themselves that we were not the worst off. He was worse off than us and he couldn't survive and committed suicide. . . We are still relatively happy. This story tells us that everything has two sides. If you look at it from a different angle, you will get different results. Everything is only in a thought. You have to think about everything and don't commit suicide. So be optimistic about everything and don't wait until you regret to know that you are wrong. By then it was already too late and it was irreversible. . . .

shahaha. An educational joke

Have you ever driven a Mercedes-Benz?

Xiao Wang, I just bought an Otto. I was trying the car on the quiet third ring road in the middle of the night. He was driving I was very happy when a Mercedes-Benz came up from behind. When I was about to pass, the guy driving the Mercedes-Benz stretched out his head and shouted to Xiao Wang: "Man, have you ever driven a Mercedes-Benz?" Then he drove away in a hurry. It took Xiao Wang a long time to come back to his senses and start driving the Dash, what's so ugly about it, bah. After a while, Xiao Wang forgot about it and drove around happily. Just when he was happy, the Daiben drove up from behind again, as if it was also walking. When overtaking, the guy driving the Daiben shouted to Xiao Wang again: "Man, have you ever driven a Daiben!" Xiao Wang was so angry that he sped up and tried to catch up, but he couldn't catch up. There was nothing he could do about it. Before driving far, Xiao Wang was delighted when the Mercedes-Benz hit the guardrail.

Haha, Xiao Wang also stopped the car. He wanted to see what the arrogant guy looked like. When he came to the car, he saw that the guy was fine and not seriously injured. When he saw him walking over, He opened his mouth and said again: "Man, have you ever driven a Mercedes-Benz?"

Xiao Wang almost lost his temper, but when this guy said something else, Xiao Wang really lost his temper. He said: "Man, have you ever driven a Mercedes? Where are the brakes?" Educational jokes

Let me tell you a little story! I just watched it a few days ago, and I think it’s a good inspiration!

When American scientist Bell announced that he had invented the first telephone, he was sued by another American scientist, Rice, claiming that the invention rights of the telephone belonged to him.

The court accepted the prosecution and conducted an investigation. Before Bell, Lais had indeed successfully developed a device that used electric current to transmit sound, which could transmit sound up to 1,000 meters away. However, it is a one-way transmission device and cannot enable both parties to talk. The court and other scientists determined that the device could not be called a telephone.

Bell also admitted that he had relied on Rice's research results, but he solved the problem of short and changeable speech. He tightened a screw on Rice's device half a turn, only 5 silk meters, so these devices can talk to each other.

The best decision of the court was that Rice lost the case and the invention rights of the telephone belonged to Bell.

Maybe we have already worked very hard for many things. Maybe if we work a little harder, we can succeed. Success is often just one step away from us!

Eating puffer fish

One day, several people gathered together, and one of them said: "Someone brings puffer fish, who will taste it first?" As the saying goes: "I want to eat puffer fish but I'm afraid of death." No one volunteered, so someone suggested: "There is a beggar on the bridge, we might as well let him taste it first."

Everyone agreed, and they cooked a pot of puffer fish. After the soup, he gave the beggar a bowl and said, "This is puffer fish soup. I'll give you a bowl."

The beggar thanked him and took it.

Everyone waited patiently for a while, quietly went back to take a look, and found that the beggar was still safe, so they felt confident and came back to have a feast. After eating, these people walked up to the bridge proudly and asked the beggar: "Does the pufferfish taste good?"

The beggar asked: "Have you already eaten it?"

Everyone Said: "Eat it, it tastes great."

The beggar said: "In that case, I'm not polite."

After that, he picked it up and kept it aside. I devoured the bowl of puffer fish soup.

The few people who thought they had a plan looked at each other and could not say a word.

The cause of pain

A asked B: "Why are you so sad?" B said: "My friend was run over by a train." A said: "No wonder. You must be in pain Ah." B said, "Of course I am in pain, he is wearing my suit."

Requesting and giving

After death, A and B came to the underworld, and the King of Hell inspected it. After the record of merits and demerits, he said: "You two have not done any great evil in your previous life, so you are allowed to be reincarnated as humans. But now there are only two kinds of people to choose from: one must live a life of giving and giving, and the other must live a life of taking and receiving." .”

Then they should choose carefully.

A secretly thought that asking and accepting meant sitting back and enjoying the gains. It was too comfortable, so he said first: "I want to live a life of asking and accepting."

B said he was willing to live a life of giving and receiving. A life of giving.

The King of Hell listened to his wish and immediately judged the future of the two people in the next life: "A will be a beggar in the next life, asking for and accepting charity from others. B will be a rich man in the next life, giving and doing good, and helping others."

A B and his son

On the weekend, A B and his son were walking slowly in the alley. Suddenly, a child not far away fell to the ground and burst into tears.

"Dad, can you help that little sister up?"

Ah B glared at his son: "If others see it, don't you suspect that we knocked her down?" After saying that, he picked up his son and quickly walked around the "danger zone".

When he got home, little A B saw that the tabby cat had knocked over the oil bottle and the oil was flowing out, so he ran away quickly. A B got so angry that he slapped his son on the face. "Why don't you help me up?"

"I, wuwu... I'm afraid you suspect that it's ***!"

Hypocrisy

A The old man found a magic lamp and wiped it with his hand. The lamp god appeared and said, "I can grant you a wish." The old man thought for a while and said, "My brother and I had a fight 30 years ago, and we have never been together again." If you ignore me again, he will die now. I hope he can forgive me and reconcile with me." The genie immediately acted, and the old man's wish came true. The genie asked the old man: "If others have such an opportunity, they will definitely seek fame and fortune, but you just want to get your brother's forgiveness. Is it because you are old and your words are kind even when you are about to die?" He hesitated and said: "No, it's because...if his wealth was given to others after his death..." Looking for a funny and educational joke

The four of Tang Monk took a plane to travel. The plane crashed, but there were only three parachutes.

So, Tang Seng said, everyone should answer the questions, and those who can’t answer the questions will jump down.

Tang Monk: Wukong, how many suns are there in the sky?

Wukong: One.

Tang Seng: OK, I’ll give you one.

Tang Monk: Sha Monk, how many moons are there in the sky?

Sha Seng: One.

Tang Seng: Okay, I’ll give you one too.

Bajie on the side was so happy for such a simple question.

Tang Seng: Bajie, how many stars are there in the sky?

Bajie jumped down.

Not long after, the four of them took a plane to travel again. It crashed again on the way and still only had three parachutes.

They continued to answer questions.

Tang Monk: Wukong, when was the People’s Republic of China established?

Wukong: 1949.

Tang Seng: OK. Give you a handful.

Tang Seng: Sha Seng, how many people died in the reform and opening up war?

Sha Seng: 2.5 million people.

Tang Seng: Okay, I’ll give you one too.

Tang Seng: Bajie, what are the names of those 2.5 million people?

...Bajie had no choice but to jump down again.

The third time, the four of them took a plane to travel again, and there was another accident on the way.

At this time, Bajie said: Master, you don’t need to ask, I will dance by myself.

Then he jumped.

Tang Monk put his hands together: Amitabha, there are four parachutes this time (don’t be reckless in anything you do) Ancient and modern jokes with educational significance

Teacher: "Use one sentence to prove that you are a student "Scum." Xiao Ming: "Look at my grade ranking to know how many people are taking the exam..." Humorous jokes with educational significance!

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I hear it lying like water in the distance. If you want to ask me who I am,

I can easily reach the spring green. A big stupid ass.

The shore seems green, I am a donkey,

The shore seems green, I am a donkey,

The shore seems green. I'm a stupid donkey.