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On the wedding night, my mother-in-law stood outside the door and bossed me around.
Talk: Qiu Juan. Finishing: Su Wen.
Every time I think of my wedding night, my heart is full of fear.
It was a hot summer, and Junko and I got married. Junko is a famous silly boy in our local area. He is honest and simple.
Junko was stimulated when he was a child, and his brain was a little slow, but he knew everything, but he was called a fool because he was slow in speaking. Of course, I won't marry a fool for no reason. My right leg was born lame and I bumped back and forth when I walked. Although I am beautiful, many men are jealous of my legs, and many blind dates have failed, so I finally decided to marry Shunza.
The day I married Junko, the village was full of gossip. A group of children shouted around me that it would be interesting for the lame to marry a fool. I'm not sad, but I'm complacent. I was angry, so I showed them how Junko and I lived happily. What's wrong with a fool? The happiest person in the world is a fool. Besides, Junko is not stupid at all.
At the banquet, Junko and I respectfully poured wine for the guests, and many people looked at us with that kind of eyes. A young man joked with my mother-in-law that you should make good arrangements tonight. My mother-in-law smiles, of course, of course.
We have a local custom that on the wedding night, the mother-in-law should help the bride make the bed. After the bride and groom enter the bridal chamber, the mother-in-law has to wait outside the door and symbolically command her son and daughter-in-law to consummate the marriage through the doors and windows. This has two meanings, one is to give the children the last education before adulthood, and the other is to warn the daughter-in-law to obey the arrangements of her parents-in-law and be filial to the elderly. This is a wake-up call.
That day, I was particularly excited. Especially at night, my heart began to pound. Many people gathered in the room to make trouble in the bridal chamber and gradually dispersed in the middle of the night. There are still some people hiding in the corner waiting to see our wonderful performance. Junko gently carried me to bed. It's probably time for my mother-in-law to "arrange" outside the door.
I thought my mother-in-law just went through the motions, but I didn't expect her to be serious. Mother-in-law was born with a loud voice, and neighbors could hear her shouting. As soon as the light went out, my mother-in-law shouted outside, Shunza, turn on the light quickly. It's not yet time, you silly boy, and she began to curse.
Junko quickly got out of bed and turned on the light. Somehow, the smile of light was broken. How to press the light just doesn't work, which makes my mother-in-law anxious and keeps shouting outside. In order to prevent jokes, I asked Junzi to go out and explain to her. Junko was slapped by her mother-in-law as soon as she went out, and finally forced Junko to light a candle.
Then, people hiding in the corner making bridal chamber burst into laughter. Then, my mother-in-law began to call me, Qiu Juan, to help Junzi take off her coat. I whispered back to her because I was shy. Okay. But she didn't hear it, so she immediately amplified her voice several times and shouted, Qiu Juan, did you hear it? Help Junko take off his coat.
Next, the mother-in-law shouted one after another, bossing around outside. I didn't sleep well all night. At dawn, I was awakened by my mother-in-law's crying and repeated a series of actions last night.
The next morning, what happened to us last night spread all over Shiliba village and became a joke for people after dinner. Later, Junko and I went to town to do small business and made a lot of money. I gave birth to a big fat boy for Junko. Unexpectedly, a few years later, the children were smart and beautiful, and their lives were very good, and our position in everyone's mind was gradually improved.
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