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Which kings in ancient times passed the throne to him because they had a good son?
1, stupid emperor Sima Zhong
There is a very classic joke about the emperor. At that time, there was a famine in the world, and the messenger reported the famine to Sima Zhong, saying that the people had no food and countless people starved to death. Hearing this, Sima Zhong said, They don't know how to eat vegetables. Why don't they eat meat porridge? ? This sentence is really ridiculous. I think children who are still in kindergarten can understand this situation. Sima Yan, Sima Zhong's father, is not short of sons. It is better to find any emperor than Sima Zhong, but Sima Zhong gave birth to a good son. When a fire broke out in the palace, Sima Yan tried to put out the fire, but Sima Zhong's son stopped him, saying that putting out the fire was a servant's business and grandpa was the son of heaven. It would be bad if he was injured because of putting out the fire. Hearing this, Sima Yan was very happy. He felt that the son of the stupid son was not stupid, so he made up his mind to pass on the throne to this grandson.
2, fat lame Zhu Gaochi?
Zhu Gaochi is Judy's eldest son. According to the truth, the throne should be passed on to the eldest son, but Judy was dissatisfied with Zhu Gaochi and always wanted the second prince to be the prince. Judy's dissatisfaction with Zhu Gaochi is that Zhu Gaochi is fat and lame. Judy thinks that such an image will affect the national image. Fortunately, when Zhu Gaochi's son Zhu Zhanji was born, Judy, who had not yet become emperor, had a dream inscribed by Zhu Yuanzhang? Will the descendants of biographies last forever? Da Gui gave it to his newborn grandson, so it also implied that his grandson would become emperor. So Judy had to pass the throne to Zhu Gaochi.
See, rebirth is very important, so is having a good son.
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